Invent a Holiday

Jasker

brown Officer please /brown
1,507
931
Title: Satanmas
Date(s): The day after christmas
Description: Light on fire all presents recieved that weren't good and ship the charred remains back. You may only use DHL shipping carrier
 

BoozeCube

Von Clippowicz
<Prior Amod>
48,272
283,447
Title: Saint Hoggin's Day
Date(s): The day following Thanksgiving.
Description: Celebrate Saint Hoggin the ultimate wingman who sacrificed his life by fucking fat chicks so you wouldn't have to. We honor this brave man by taking one for the team on this day, must respect is given to the man who slays the mightiest boar on this holiday.
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stonewall_sl

shitlord
206
0
Title: Orange Koolaid day.
Date(s): Everyday
Description: Black people celebrate teen pregnancy, welfare and high crime rate.
 

Phazael

Confirmed Beta Shitlord, Fat Bastard
<Aristocrat╭ರ_•́>
14,114
30,209
Title: Road Rage Day
Dates: The Friday before any of these other holidays.
Description: You can legally shoot anyone driving like a complete assclown on the road.
 

ValkyrieIATD

Silver Knight of the Realm
461
186
Title: Anti-Customer Service Day
Dates: The Day After Black Friday
Description: For 24 hours, all employees in retail and customer service are allowed to backtalk to customers without fear of managerial or corporate retribution.

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Jasker

brown Officer please /brown
1,507
931
Title:Grand Sniffin's Day

Date(s):A hot day in July

Description:All females must allow male coworkers to obtain and sniff their panties while at work. The panties must be returned with cum. If there is no cum on the panties said male coworker cannot participate in Grand Sniffin's Day next year. The women must wear the cum panties after being returned, without washing or removing any cum. If a woman's panties are already soiled, she may not be chosen by a different male coworker for carrying out Grand Sniffin's Day; unless said male coworker is gay.