Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)

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Title: Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)

Genre: Science Fiction

Director: Gareth Edwards

Release: 2025-07-02

Plot: Five years after the events of Jurassic World Dominion, covert operations expert Zora Bennett is contracted to lead a skilled team on a top-secret mission to secure genetic material from the world's three most massive dinosaurs. When Zora's operation intersects with a civilian family whose boating expedition was capsized, they all find themselves stranded on an island where they come face-to-face with a sinister, shocking discovery that's been hidden from the world for decades.
 
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Jurassic World 4 Reportedly Eyeing Scarlett Johansson for Lead Role

Universal believes that she is a proven movie star as she powered the studio's 2014 film 'Lucy' to a global haul of $469 Million.
Scarlett Johansson has already met with Frank Marshall and Gareth Edwards, but has not yet accepted their offer.
Production is slated to begin this summer in the United Kingdom, and Johansson will have wrapped up her feature directorial debut 'Eleanor The Invisible' by then, so she should be available for a "high-intensity shoot"
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Director did 2014 Godzilla, Rogue One, and The Creator
Writer they went back to the guy from the original and #2, but in the last two decades he's done the writing/screenplays for Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny, Crystal Skull, 2017 Mummy, Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit, Angels & Demons, War of the Worlds

Cast whoever they like the novelty wore off at #4 and the writing has been at #3 levels for a while now.
 
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Goatface said:
i think it to collect samples, the part in her right hand is the projectile
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so you're saying she's holding, with her hand, a glass projectile that shoots out with the needle, then through magic, extracts blood into the vessel, and then has some mechanism that then ejects it from the dinosaurs flesh so that she can go collect it? then what is the side-loaded bullet/dart/cartridge for?
 
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elidib said:
so you're saying she's holding, with her hand, a glass projectile that shoots out with the needle, then through magic, extracts blood into the vessel, and then has some mechanism that then ejects it from the dinosaurs flesh so that she can go collect it? then what is the side-loaded bullet/dart/cartridge for?
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Tune in to Jurassic World Afterbirth (2027) for all these answers, and more
 
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Ever since that dumb end of the world movie he did with Julia Roberts, I can't look at that Ali's smug smirk without wanting to punch something.

He's in fucking everything, and its always that same faggot smirk. Is there anyone with a more punchable face in Hollywood right now?
 
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Looks like a fun popcorn flick. They do need to find a new concept other than "back to first island with the worst of the worst dinosaurs!" though.
 
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Animosity said:
Looks like a fun popcorn flick. They do need to find a new concept other than "back to first island with the worst of the worst dinosaurs!" though.
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Yes, I vote for the concept where the worst of the worst come to us.
 
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Aldarion said:
Ever since that dumb end of the world movie he did with Julia Roberts, I can't look at that Ali's smug smirk without wanting to punch something.

He's in fucking everything, and its always that same faggot smirk. Is there anyone with a more punchable face in Hollywood right now?
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Jurassic Park: Rebirth

(movie guy voice)

On an island
(Fast cut scene of the island)
Before the Park
(Fast scenes of the wrecked Park)
Science had no restraints
(Fast scenes of the island again)
The De-extinction of dinosaurs was under way
(Fast transitions of scientists in a lab)
Funded by the USAID
(Close up and pull out of logo on equipment)
Experiments gone wrong
(Dark scene in forest with abomination just out of view)
Successful specimens were moved off location
(Transitions of dinosaurs being transported by boat and helicopter)
The abominations... abandoned
(Giant dinosaur foot appears through trees)
The island of horrors... abandoned
(Aerial pull out of island with tree tops moving and being knocked over, a little white building with blue stripes seen in the distance)

(Title)


Brought to you by Pfizer
 
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You forgot on the final pull out to show a small square white and blue stripe building.
 
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