Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

So I've been getting a lot of entertainment out of this guy. He himself is reasonable but the nature of his work gets the crazies to follow him. I recommend skipping the part where he answers their questions unless you want to hear some real Lumie shit. I generally like missing persons cases and I like that he uses objective facts and specifically doesn't draw conclusions. Its cool because I totally get how local offices would get some WEIRD ass cases over the years and just throw it under the rug and forget it ever happened because yeah... nobody wants to even try to deal with that shit. I have no idea what to make of it nor do I even try to draw conclusions but the cases themselves are pretty crazy.

Lumi said:

I think that the Van Allen belt is the dome and is permeable, just not for living things. As for seasons, the sun is directly above us much closer than what we are told and rotates above us in a giant circle. The size of the circle it orbits changes depending on the season.

Up until a few days ago I thought the Earth being flat was retarded. Then I was shown the fact that you can see things MUCH further than what the Pythagorean theorem says should be physically possible. Not only that but no matter how high up you go, the horizon always remains flat and always remains eye level which is impossible unless on a flat surface. How do you explain these things?

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Like this.

Lumi said:

Photo Shop. NASA admits that none of their photo's of Earth are real and are all photoshopped/CGI. Point Hubble at Earth and take a picture. Also, if you can't tell that those images aren't CGI you're actually retarded.

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millions and millions of photos are photoshopped? ok, moron.

pointing hubble at earth will prove it but pointing thousands of cameras doesnt? ok, moron