Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

Himeo

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So, the CIA dumped 12 million pages of documents last night. When they do that, they're trying to hide something in plain sight.

Guess what, mother fuckers? We're all Professor X.

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R002600360002-3.pdf

1. CONTROLLED REMOTE VIEWING

2. ESP

3. TELEKINESIS

4. TELEPATHY (ACROSS SPACE AND TIME (AND ALIENS ARE FUCKING REAL BECAUSE WE'VE MADE CONTACT))

5. DOUSING

PYSCHIC POWERS ARE REAL BITCH, NOW WHAT?

COME AT ME BRO

COME AT ME

LUMIE WAS RIGHT

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Documentaries and shit.

 
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Chanur

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Midnight in the Desert and those kinds of shows are going to be going nuts this week.
 
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TJT

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I feel we need the real Lumie back right now. To guide us through this time of awakening.
 
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LachiusTZ

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Lumie used to be on the cursed gaming client or whatever. Tried to find him a few months ago . . . no dice.
 
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Ridas

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Oh shieeeeeeeeeeet, mountains in Antarctica. The end is near!

Edit: I just google more information and found shocking pictures.

There are pyramids in the alpes aswell!? What are these egyptians up to?

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Look at this dank pyramid. Holy shit.

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Himeo

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Try harder, fam. Your "Pyramids" look like shit.

Jelly of these aesthetics.

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Adebisi

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I'm gonna put this here

Anyone have a crazy multilevel marketing friend? My wife has one on her Facebook and it's pretty funny to read her posts about

Work form home!
Love my job!
Look what I bought!
Got a promotion!
Welcome new team member!
Thank my boss!

She was with It Works and now she's selling lipstick.
Nutters
 
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Intrinsic

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I think every chick on my Facebook from High School is a stay at home mom and Rodan and Fields rep.
 
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Adebisi

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I've got a pyramid in my pants that Ivanka should investigate
 
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Himeo

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Materialism BTFO forever. This is a simulation which requires a computer and a consciousness which must both exist outside of it.

"Our" physical bodies are like radio's tuned into a frequency playing music. "We" are the music, not the radio.

 
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BrotherWu

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Adebisi said:
I'm gonna put this here

Anyone have a crazy multilevel marketing friend? My wife has one on her Facebook and it's pretty funny to read her posts about

Work form home!
Love my job!
Look what I bought!
Got a promotion!
Welcome new team member!
Thank my boss!

She was with It Works and now she's selling lipstick.
Nutters
Click to expand...

We've got one like that recently joined a work-from-home "Travel Agency". Stay at home mom:

I love my company!
So glad I made this change!
Let me know if I can plan a trip for you!
Visit my site if you'd like to book a trip!

I know she tried to get a large group on a cruise for spring break and I think that fell through. Just for shits and giggles, we did ask her to quote a package for us and I think the wife said it was significantly more than Expedia. No idea why anyone would use a travel agent when there are so many other Internet options.

They're already loaded so I don't know why she'd need a business but I know she attended "training" on a cruise and I'd bet there was some sort of "franchise investment".
 
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