McDonalds giving away Big Mac sauce tomorrow

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hodj

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  • 1/2 cup mayonnaise
  • 2 tablespoons French dressing
  • 4 teaspoons sweet pickle relish
  • 1 tablespoon finely minced white onion
  • 1 teaspoon white vinegar
  • 1 teaspoon sugar
  • 1/8 teaspoon salt
Stir to combine and refrigerate overnight

There. Now you don't need to engage in this silliness.
 
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moonarchia

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Pretty sure you can buy 1000 island dressing in every grocery store in the US.
 
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Oldbased

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I'm not spamming facebook/twitter to get a chance at 200 bottles. Fuck that noise. Also fuck McDonalds for only doing Itunes/Iphone app. I hope the fuckers melt their hearts into a salty pink slime acid of coronary sludge.
Still may pick up the mini mac this week though.
 

Oldbased

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Haven't had fast food in months or pizza for that matter but if it is deemed the holy grail I will risk it.
Let me know if it is worth the price of death. I think I could pull it off if I ate nothing else but some apples that day.
860 Calories
52 g Total Fat 80 %
41 g Protein
62 g Total Carbs 21 %
Calories From Fat: 470
Sodium: 1470 mg | 61 %
Vitamin A: 990 IU | 20 %
Saturated Fat: 18 g | 91 %
Dietary Fiber: 5 g | 19 %
Vitamin C: 4 mg | 6 %
Trans Fat: 2 g
Sugars: 13 g
Calcium: 230 mg | 25 %
Cholesterol: 140 mg | 46 %
Iron: 7 mg | 40 %
 

kegkilla

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They flubbed the first attempt and gave me a sandwich with only one patty... Not so grand. I sent it back and they are going to give it another try.
 

kegkilla

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Attempt #2 was a delicious success

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  • 1/2 cup mayonnaise
  • 2 tablespoons French dressing
  • 4 teaspoons sweet pickle relish
  • 1 tablespoon finely minced white onion
  • 1 teaspoon white vinegar
  • 1 teaspoon sugar
  • 1/8 teaspoon salt
Stir to combine and refrigerate overnight

There. Now you don't need to engage in this silliness.
Refrigerate? I thought the secret was letting it sit out for a minimum of a week?
 
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iannis

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Haven't had fast food in months or pizza for that matter but if it is deemed the holy grail I will risk it.
Let me know if it is worth the price of death. I think I could pull it off if I ate nothing else but some apples that day.
860 Calories
52 g Total Fat 80 %
41 g Protein
62 g Total Carbs 21 %
Calories From Fat: 470
Sodium: 1470 mg | 61 %
Vitamin A: 990 IU | 20 %
Saturated Fat: 18 g | 91 %
Dietary Fiber: 5 g | 19 %
Vitamin C: 4 mg | 6 %
Trans Fat: 2 g
Sugars: 13 g
Calcium: 230 mg | 25 %
Cholesterol: 140 mg | 46 %
Iron: 7 mg | 40 %

Last time I ate at mcdonalds the burger tasted like cardboard. I'm not being hyperbolic. It tasted like wet cardboard with a hint of meat.

Man I used to eat the shit out of McDonalds in my 20's.

I might have gone to a shitty franchise. I think that's likely.

McMuffins are still pretty not-bad. But anything else, I can't do it anymore.
 

Oldbased

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Last time I ate at mcdonalds the burger tasted like cardboard. I'm not being hyperbolic. It tasted like wet cardboard with a hint of meat.

Man I used to eat the shit out of McDonalds in my 20's.

I might have gone to a shitty franchise. I think that's likely.
We have I think 7 in my town and what you get varies at all of them. Like I said in reviews page though the past several years I can taste the dry salty patty and that is odd given Wendy's taste excellent to me but has 33% more salt than McD's does.
Sadly I do love the big macs but in the past 2 years I've only had 2.
 

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Last time I ate at mcdonalds the burger tasted like cardboard. I'm not being hyperbolic. It tasted like wet cardboard with a hint of meat.

Man I used to eat the shit out of McDonalds in my 20's.

I might have gone to a shitty franchise. I think that's likely.

McMuffins are still pretty not-bad. But anything else, I can't do it anymore.

Guys ar work were showing me a videonof a chick housing 2 cheeseburgers, 2 chicken sandwiches, 2 big mac, 4 fries, 4 sodas and 4 ice creams from a mcdonalds in 13 minutes. I thought it was disgusting, but 20 year old me would have done it and loved it
 
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Oldbased

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Guys ar work were showing me a videonof a chick housing 2 cheeseburgers, 2 chicken sandwiches, 2 big mac, 4 fries, 4 sodas and 4 ice creams from a mcdonalds in 13 minutes. I thought it was disgusting, but 20 year old me would have done it and loved it
In my 20s I lived right next to one and when they had those 5 big macs for 5 deals I would go over and eat that for lunch/dinner.
I was 145 lbs back then too at over 6'. Those were the good days haha.
 
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Koushirou

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Ah fuck, have to go all the way to Buffalo for the nearest one participating. Oh well.

Also, how the fuck do you uninstall this thing?