Pornhub’s 2016 Year in Review - Do you jerk off correctly?

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  1. BoozeCube Well-Known Member

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    Lots of interesting statistics. Apparently people love beating off to Kim Kardashian followed closely by some muslim bitch named Mia Khalifa. Anyways take a look and see if you are pulling your pecker to normal shit or if you are as fucked up and depraved as you imagine in your head.

    Pornhub's 2016 Year in Review – Pornhub Insights

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  2. BoozeCube Well-Known Member

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  3. Gamma Rays Good Sized Member DONOR

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    ^^^
    Swimming pools full of cum as a unit of measure.

    Things I did not need to know.
     
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  4. Gravel Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, but that's not remotely even accurate. One view does not equal one cum.

    I mean, how many people have 20 tabs open, finish, and then close them all?
     
  5. zombiewizardhawk Well-Known Member

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    Or open a video and then close it when you realize it's garbage or not doing the trick.
     
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  6. Ukerric Bearded Ape DONOR

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    They merely assume that one visitor isn't going to leave until satisfied (they counted visitors, not pageviews).
     
  7. Enzee Well-Known Member

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    What Ukerric said.. he didn't use 'views' he used 'visits'. Opening 20 tabs is one 'visit' to pornhub. 23 billion visitors, 91 trillion views.
    I mean, it could be lower, but I'd imagine it's actually higher when adding in the multifap sessions.


    edit: LOL 'overwatch' became their 11th most searched term, beating out 'anal' even. I would never have guessed that.
     
  8. ohkcrlho Well-Known Member

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    wtf is overwatch?
     
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  9. uniqueuser Member

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    If you consider how many nerds are gay for Blizzard, it makes sense.
     
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    If you haven't whacked it to a Winston & Junkrat porn, you haven't truly lived.
     
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    How is it like working in North Korea bro
     
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  12. Ukerric Bearded Ape DONOR

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    Rule 34, man. Rule 34...
     
  13. ohkcrlho Well-Known Member

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    jesus fuck....does a guy need to know everything?
    i already googled it and wtf planet Earth??????
     
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  14. Ukerric Bearded Ape DONOR

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    Rule 34, man...
     
  15. ohkcrlho Well-Known Member

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    over anal??
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  16. zombiewizardhawk Well-Known Member

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    Not everyone likes to whack it thinking about dongs and doodie meeting up.
     
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    Bring up too many bad memories ?
     
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    Jesus, 5200 centuries of video in one year from one site alone? Someone should make a movie of what would happen if porn was removed from the internet
     
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    There have been many. Pick your favorite post apocalyptic movie where there's no power. Cause that's the only way porn gets removed from the intrawebz.