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trex

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I will PM my home address to anyone who says they will send me their Safeway monopoly tickets.

If your ticket helps me win a prize, I'll mail you back Polaroid nudes of my giant perky d cups.

TIA
 
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Kiroy

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I literally just threw like 200 in the garbage w/o checking em. Probably more.
 
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LulzSect

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please stop PMing me unsolicited nudes trex trex :eek:

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Shop, Play, Win!
 
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a_skeleton_03

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I will PM my home address to anyone who says they will send me their Safeway monopoly tickets.

If your ticket helps me win a prize, I'll mail you back Polaroid nudes of my giant perky d cups.

TIA
PM me a video of you milking and I will put this request as a notice at the top of the board.
 
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kegkilla

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I will PM my home address to anyone who says they will send me their Safeway monopoly tickets.

If your ticket helps me win a prize, I'll mail you back Polaroid nudes of my giant perky d cups.

TIA
That's not how it works. Post pics of tits, then ask for Safeway coupons. Otherwise this goes to shaw.

@Amod
 
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Dalien

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Makes fun of poor people. Insists they themselves are not poor.

Kid lives in a closet.

Begging on a nerd message board for Safeway Monopoly tickets.

Yeah, this checks out.
 
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Fifey

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I live like 4 blocks from a Safeway but I still go to Freddies, every single time I go into Safeway it's just a bunch of poor old people buying 2 liters of soda and cat liter and I'm stuck behind them. Plus, they don't even \ have self check out because it's so awful.
 

kegkilla

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isn't Safeway an Obama-son tier grocery store on par with shit like Save-a-lot and Shop Rite?
 

Siliconemelons

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isn't Safeway an Obama-son tier grocery store on par with shit like Save-a-lot and Shop Rite?

their butcher dept is usually great - has great bacon and its cheaper than packaged. Also good prices on snowcrab legs in season.

Their new deli has house made roast beef, turkey and ham - and its cheaper and way better than their normal brand or name brand (deetz and watson? I think)
 

kegkilla

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their butcher dept is usually great - has great bacon and its cheaper than packaged. Also good prices on snowcrab legs in season.

Their new deli has house made roast beef, turkey and ham - and its cheaper and way better than their normal brand or name brand (deetz and watson? I think)
Dietz and Watson sells meats on the west coast now?