Schedule 1

Kaines

Potato Supreme
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Another single-developer studio putting the AAA Multi-billion dollar studios to shame. You love to see it.



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Aazrael

Avatar of War Slayer
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I'm currently 51h into it. It's just a real chill simulator game.

Got all properties and cooking Cocaine with 8 mixes for big dollar.

Still got one more area to unlock as well.

I hope the guy continue to add shit into it.

Currently growing coca leaf in the barn and mixing them in the warehouse.

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Cutlery

Kill All the White People
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I don't even know where my weekend went.

I bought it Saturday and now I'm late for work today and I definitely did not do the shit I needed to do this weekend.
 
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Aazrael

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I was playing it and feeling kinda sad I had to drop it for PoE2. Then PoE2 0.2 sucked ass so I'm back to running my drug empire. Played all weekend and lost a lot of sleep. Worth it for a fun game.

Sure it could use some quality of life but damn, that 1 dev did an amazing job so I'm happy for him!

Just set up more cocaine plants in the bungalow to help my production. Now I need to take to the street and get more customers for the last area!

My cocaine.

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Cybsled

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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Impressive indeed. Longevity wise, if he can get some drug war content in (rival gangs, some multiplayer rival drug empire thing where you can go against your friends like those old BBS door games), that will probably help keep it active after people complete all the base game stuff
 
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Cutlery

Kill All the White People
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Can handlers move packages between properties?

Can handlers unload shit that comes from deliveries?

I just figured out how to delete items, that's a huge boon since I have all these bullshit I no longe need.
 

Aazrael

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Can handlers move packages between properties?

Can handlers unload shit that comes from deliveries?

I just figured out how to delete items, that's a huge boon since I have all these bullshit I no longe need.
I dont think they can.
 

Rhanyn

<Bronze Donator>
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Probably won't play this, but been enjoying watching Asmonbald play this. When his dad calls and is on the phone telling him to mix cocaine and meth into his weed, cracked my shit up. Been thinking about buying a copy just to support the dev.
 
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Aazrael

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Probably won't play this, but been enjoying watching Asmonbald play this. When his dad calls and is on the phone telling him to mix cocaine and meth into his weed, cracked my shit up. Been thinking about buying a copy just to support the dev.
It's the most fun at the start. Once you snowball and get to Cocaine and mixing theres just infinite money to be had and no real goal besides unlocking a new region.

Turf wars would be real cool if he adds that. Some goal to spend money on trying to take out the cartell.
 
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Cutlery

Kill All the White People
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I just had a handler steal a fuckload of product from me. Watched her do it. Unloaded the van to the stations, she just walked in, grabbed the shit, walked out. Shut down my entire production line for the day, made zero fucking money.

I beat her ass with a bat, threw her in the fucking river and she came back the next day.

I'd be pissed, but I think this is what life is actually like.
 
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mkopec

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I was hearing drug talk coming from my kids room this past weekend. So obv my ears perked up and went in there and him and his buddy playing this. lol
 
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Cutlery

Kill All the White People
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I was hearing drug talk coming from my kids room this past weekend. So obv my ears perked up and went in there and him and his buddy playing this. lol

It's pretty fun. My GF enjoys bopping around doing random shit and I enjoy setting up the most efficient criminal empire imaginable. Literally fun for the whole family.
 
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Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
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The publisher of shovelware drug dealer simulator 1&2 announced that they were investigating schedule 1 for copyright infringement a couple days ago. This was the not so surprising result.

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Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
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devs are just some Polish stoners who have probably suffered irreparable damage to their reputation through no action of their own.

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Cybsled

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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At least it isn’t Nintendo - they’d try to retroactively patent the concept of making and dealing drugs
 
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GhenghisKhan

Molten Core Raider
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It's kind of fun. Gets grindy pretty quick. Once you have everything up and running, really no reason to keep playing.
 
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Cutlery

Kill All the White People
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I just had a handler steal a fuckload of product from me. Watched her do it. Unloaded the van to the stations, she just walked in, grabbed the shit, walked out. Shut down my entire production line for the day, made zero fucking money.

I beat her ass with a bat, threw her in the fucking river and she came back the next day.

I'd be pissed, but I think this is what life is actually like.

Apparently this is a bug, as you can go delete the handler's inventory and they go back to normal. Which I think I'm a little sad about - this should probably be a feature. You're running a criminal empire, you're gonna have some people skimming off you. It probably shouldn't be to the extent of shutting down your operation, but it would definitely be more amusing if you showed up somewhere and had to figure out where your last 2 jars of product went
 
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