Snow White (2024)

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Mahes

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She is in America so no.

Yes, everyone already asked "why doesn't she help her home country." Because of the likelihood of stoning I'd presume.
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Why does she not just move to her country and get the fuck out of America? Oh yeah because she is a chicken shit that knows she would simply disappear if she did that.
 
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Gavinmad

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Mahes said:
Why does she not just move to her country and get the fuck out of America? Oh yeah because she is a chicken shit that knows she would simply disappear if she did that.
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I don't blame her for not wanting to go back to the shithole she was born in. You wouldn't go back to New Jersey either if you didn't have to.
 
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Vuuxo

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Mahes said:
Why does she not just move to her country and get the fuck out of America? Oh yeah because she is a chicken shit that knows she would simply disappear if she did that.
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100% this.

She's absolutely aware of the blanket of freedom she cowars under. She knows that she's not going to be drug out into the streets and stoned to death for spewing her shit here in the states.
 
Goatface

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think still way to early for these predictions but wow if it holds out.
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Mahes

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How is that movie even making 14 million? That must be happening someplace other than the US.
 
Chukzombi

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And yet, ironically, had they just fired her $100M into it, recast it and reshot the entire movie with someone who's not a fucking idiot, they might have actually made more money.
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Disney is still transitioning from obnoxiously woke 24/7 back to covertly woke 24/7. All their good faith is gone. Just out the door. They need to start over again making good old fashioned movies for several years building word of mouth and changing out the current woke bosses for people who are center politically whose only interests are making wholesome family oriented films without harmful messages for children. Its fucking stupid that I have to even make a statement like that. Of course they should be making family entertainment that isn't indoctrinating children with progressive messaging. Yet, here we are.
 
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Homsar

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Ok going off the past few years, they essentially stayed with the same movie but added CGI dwarfs and said let's go?? Am I wrong
 
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Vuuxo

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Ok going off the past few years, they essentially stayed with the same movie but added CGI dwarfs and said let's go?? Am I wrong
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You're not exactly wrong but it's not the same either.

First, it dives into the origin of Snow White more, focusing on her parents. Second, the love interest was changed. Instead of Prince charming, it's the bandit leader. Snow White's motivation, I guess, isn't romantic true love, it's being a "leader" literally a "boss bitch". They replaced some of the songs and completely removed others. Dopey "finds his voice" literally instead of remaining silent for the entirety of the film. Ending is a direct conflict with the Queen, resulting in the Queens demise.
 
Arbitrary

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Ain't no one else needs to watch a 22 minute video on a movie they're not seeing



but this goes over the whole pile of retardation that got us here. I had forgotten just how much went wrong with this up to and including

www.dailymail.co.uk

Disney faces being sued over Snow White snub of 'little people'

A top US lawyer has been appointed and is expected to file a claim against the studio alleging discrimination in the latest headache for the company over its £215 million live-action remake
www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk

getting sued for replacing the dwarf actors with CGI because Peter Dinklage bitched


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