The Fabelmans (2022)

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Ossoi

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Title: The Fabelmans (2022)

Genre: Drama

Director: Steven Spielberg

Cast: Gabriel LaBelle, Michelle Williams, Paul Dano, Seth Rogen, Julia Butters, David Lynch, Jeannie Berlin, Judd Hirsch, Robin Bartlett, Oakes Fegley, Gabriel Bateman, Nicolas Cantu, Chloe East, Art Bonilla, Jonathan Hadary, Sam Rechner, Isabelle Kusman

Release: 2022-11-11

Runtime: 151

Plot: A semi-autobiography based on Steven Spielberg's own childhood growing up in post-war Arizona, from age seven to eighteen.
 

Gravel

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That trailer looks terribly uninteresting.

I really can't figure out Hollywood's fascination with Michelle Williams, either. I haven't seen a single performance by her where I thought "this is a good fit."

This honestly seems like a lot of dick sucking for Spielberg.
 
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Rezz

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Oscarbait. Not intended to really make money, but hits specific notes to get it noticed by the Oscar voters.

Pass.
 
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Drinsic

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I really can't figure out Hollywood's fascination with Michelle Williams, either.
Isn't she the one who bragged about sacrificing her child to Moloch for her career during an acceptance speech?
 
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