War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)

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Title: War for the Planet of the Apes

Genre: Science Fiction, War, Action, Adventure, Drama

Director: Matt Reeves

Cast: Andy Serkis, Woody Harrelson, Steve Zahn, Karin Konoval, Terry Notary, Ty Olsson, Michael Adamthwaite, Toby Kebbell, Judy Greer, Sara Canning, Max Lloyd-Jones, Devyn Dalton, Aleks Paunovic, Amiah Miller, Gabriel Chavarria, Alessandro Juliani, Chad Rook, Timothy Webber, Roger Cross, Mercedes de la Zerda

Release: 2017-07-14

Plot: A sequel to Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

 

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Looks good, but meh--have never been able to get into these movies. Seems ham fisted how they try to get you to cheer against humanity winning--fuck that, I want to see those choppers wipe the apes out.
 
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TJT

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Yeah I don't get that either. Who wants to see a film of Humanity getting our asses kicked?

Fuck these monkey mofos.
 
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spronk

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worth a watch at home i guess, the first two weren't that bad but nothing amazing. kind of surprising they keep making them, yeah $$ i know

they need a twist like aliens land or some shit, or cross them with transformers
 

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Looks good, but meh--have never been able to get into these movies. Seems ham fisted how they try to get you to cheer against humanity winning--fuck that, I want to see those choppers wipe the apes out.

All the humans are white males, arent they?
 
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Mist

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First of the remakes was alright. Second movie was dumb as shit.
 
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Based on the title I'm assuming this movie is about Southside Chicago?
 
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I honestly liked the last 2 movies they did. Although you know humans are going to win cause hollywood sucks so why even watch
 

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I honestly liked the last 2 movies they did. Although you know humans are going to win cause hollywood sucks so why even watch
Not sure youre being facetious but regardless...these movies are actually a prequel to the 1960s planet of the apes and we know from that movie the apes win
 

Caliane

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First 3 "remakes" didn't suck bad enough, they gotta keep going eh?

Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $176,760,185 36.7%
+ Foreign: $305,040,864 63.3%
= Worldwide: $481,801,049

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $208,545,589 29.3%
+ Foreign: $502,098,977 70.7%
= Worldwide: $710,644,566


p.s. I was astounded. my first thoughts on this, was "isnt this franchise tired? did anyone go to see that last one?"
 

Malakriss

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That's like asking if Transformers is going to make money or not. It shouldn't, but it does.
 
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Or Adam Sandler movies. Yes they fail miserably, but due to some Jewdoo they profit while still failing.

Making profit in reality, is just icing.

Hollywood, the richest welfare cases in the world.
 
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I liked them both. Not perfect movies or anything, but entertaining. I actually liked the last one more, seeing Caesar develop the ape civilization was pretty cool.
 
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Surprised to see people dumping on Dawn. It was a pretty damn solid flick
 
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