Welcome to Jooka's 2nd annual* PS4 Giveaway!

eXarc

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Lol fuck it, I'll post em tomorrow for comedic effect and icing on the cake.

And thanks guys. Really, the coolest shit that has happened to me in maybe ever.
 
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I feel like this entire thread is like a lost puppy that strayed out of screenshots into the more normal areas of our little society. It went around, humped a few legs, and took a giant deuce right on the new carpet. It took less than 24 hours for you to realize, "I hate that fucking puppy."
 
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Wow...What happened in a few hours? Can't believe this took such a drastic turn. I remember when jooka bought the ps4 for bandwagon! It was one of the coolest things I've seen on a forum and it took me forever to believe it. Band is a stand up guy for what he's doing. Congrats exarc on the new ps4.
 
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Dalien

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I didn't think you guys wanted to see my shitty man tits anyway, was hoping the erotic essay would suffice.

I think that was the most amazing FoH erotic fan fic ever posted around these parts. I'd like to nominate this thread as a strong HoF candidate.
 
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@jooka what the fuck is wrong with you.

Bandwagon added a little spice and fun to a contest to give away the PS4 and create some entertainment as well. You realize he could have sold the fucker and you would be none the wiser.

Guessing you had a bad night because you are normally a cool dude. So I'm just going to pretend you had a bad night.
 
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First cup of coffee down.

I still don't feel like the jerk. /shrug

Let's see some more fanfic....but I'm not changing the thread title.
 
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I'll send it back to him, functioning and in the same condition it was yesterday and when I received it. I don't really feel like being indebted anymore.

I'm really not sure what's worse though - Thinking that his interpretation of this thread was way off, or realizing that a guy I've thought was cool as hell for the last 4 years is actually a fucking....I don't know what.

Bottom line, as mentioned already, he sent it to you with no strings attached. It is your PS4 not his. That's really fucked up Indian-giving, SJW-style, pussy shit. Virtue signaling so he can have people like him...so fucking disgusting. We have some fucking aspies in this place. Tanoomba showing his inability to function in a limited society, then @jooka being a whiny, Indian giving pussy. Four fucking years ago and he thinks it's his. Glad that pussy is moving on .
 
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Just going off his posts here, the PMs, and my vague memory of his real name when I shipped a thank you package.....I really think this is just a language issue and a misunderstanding.

I think the obvious "joke" of man-tits or gtfo was lost on him.

That's the hope, at least.
 
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Maybe Jooka secretly loves Bandwagon? He bought him an engagement ring (PS4) in hopes that Bandwagon would give up that ass. Now, 4 years later Bandwagon is like, that ring ain't shit. Maybe I can use it to get some new tits. Jooka goes off the deep-end because he wasted on this time and money on unrequited love.

Right it off Jooka. You could have a legacy and been forever known as the great PS4 giving Santa Claus, but instead you are turning into some creepy, jealous psychopath.

I'm not down with any of this activity, I gave to just give. Not hold a contest. It is bandwagon PS4, title needs to reflect that as does the message...

Bandwagon, the idea that I gave you a gift, that you could essentially auction of disgusts me...

Bandwagon, when I gave you the PS4 you tits didn't matter...

The thought I would give away anyyhing that included any sex tits disgusts me. You have made it so I will not log into this site ever again. Thanks.
 
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So far we have a steam gift card ($20) and a 6 pack of a craft beer with some swag for the contest to continue. Pony up boys, lets do this shit right.
 
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You should smash that fucking PS4 into pieces and mail them back to jooka in a tiny fucking box. What a salty cunt.
 
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You should smash that fucking PS4 into pieces and mail them back to jooka in a tiny fucking box. What a salty cunt.
Nah, he still made an awesome gesture.

I agree that I don't think it's his "right" to ask for it to be returned, but I also don't want to take advantage of someone's kindness for 4 years and then spit in their face over a misunderstanding. I'll send it back, thank him again, and then give him shit for overreacting on a misunderstanding.

I'm returning it for my own conscience, not because he's demanding it.

ON WITH THE FANFIC!
 
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eXarc

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I kind of feel like writing a sequel just for the fuck of it.

The homeless guys are starting to eye Ravenn up and down...

Dirty Denny's II: Dumpster Diving


Maybe coming to a theatre near you this Spring 2017
 
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Ritley

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If Jooka would have just approached it differently I think everything would have been cool. You know, just say I don't really like the idea of giving it away based off of nude pics because i think it is wrong and it makes me uncomfortable. Can we do something else?

I think if that would have happened BW might have come up with a different idea.
 
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Nah, he still made an awesome gesture.

I agree that I don't think it's his "right" to ask for it to be returned, but I also don't want to take advantage of someone's kindness for 4 years and then spit in their face over a misunderstanding. I'll send it back, thank him again, and then give him shit for overreacting on a misunderstanding.

I'm returning it for my own conscience, not because he's demanding it.

ON WITH THE FANFIC!
I felt his ridiculous reaction warranted a likewise ridiculous reply. Is he like 90 years old or what? Waiting for him to yell at us to get off his damn lawn. lol
 
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