What title would you use if you could...

Of these titles, which would you want on your drivers license?

  • Doctor

    Votes: 1 4.5%

  • Reverend

    Votes: 1 4.5%

  • Baron

    Votes: 20 90.9%
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Haus

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So.... In Texas you can get a title along with your name on your drivers license. I have to go in and get mine this year because it's been so long they want a new photo anyways. I have three possible titles I could use, two from the lovely folks at the Universal Life Church of Modesto California, and one from the right and honorable king of Sealand (gift from a charmingly eccentric dear person for this last Xmas). Apparently etiquette says one should only ever use one honorific , so I need to narrow this down and I need the opinions of the good and fine folks of a random internet gaming forum....
So which of these titles do you good folks think would be best? And please explain your reasoning in the commentary.
 
jeydax

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1) Baron
2) Doctor
3) Reverend

You live in Texas, there's a billion Doctors and Reverends. How many idiots actually went and got the Baron title for "Oil Baron"? Like 3?
 
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Since the correct choice is blindingly obvious here, I can only assume this is humble bragging on the part of Baron Haus.
 
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Kajiimagi

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Mum - in - Law got us a gag gift of a plot somewhere in bumfuck England that grants me & the wife the titles Lord & Lady. I may try that shit on my next re-up.

Also I didn't read the explanation ,just voted with my heart.
 
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Kajiimagi said:
Mum - in - Law got us a gag gift of a plot somewhere in bumfuck England that grants me & the wife the titles Lord & Lady. I may try that shit on my next re-up.

Also I didn't read the explanation ,just voted with my heart.
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Something like this, eh?
www.quora.com

I purchased a Scottish Laird Lord or Lady of Glenmore title on eBay. I purchased 1 sq foot of Scottish land for the right to call myself ...

Answer (1 of 14): Not only is it a scam (like every other business that claims they can sell you a title), it contains multiple levels of falseness: 1: You have not actually bought that square metre of land. Transfers of land ownership in Scotland must be registered with the Land Registry to be ...
www.quora.com www.quora.com
 
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Kajiimagi

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stupidmonkey said:
Something like this, eh?
www.quora.com

I purchased a Scottish Laird Lord or Lady of Glenmore title on eBay. I purchased 1 sq foot of Scottish land for the right to call myself ...

Answer (1 of 14): Not only is it a scam (like every other business that claims they can sell you a title), it contains multiple levels of falseness: 1: You have not actually bought that square metre of land. Transfers of land ownership in Scotland must be registered with the Land Registry to be ...
www.quora.com www.quora.com
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That would be the exact one. We knew it was 100% a gag and they had it framed but it was funny. The next year we got a gag portrait of our heads on bodies that look like straight out of Masterpiece theatre as well.
 
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I'm a Lord according to the Highlanders. Nothing scammy about it at all. 100% full fledged land owner of a 10x10inch (254x254mm for those that still use the commie system) plot of land. There can only be 1. Bow down.
 
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Hoss

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Haus said:
So.... In Texas you can get a title along with your name on your drivers license. I have to go in and get mine this year because it's been so long they want a new photo anyways. I have three possible titles I could use, two from the lovely folks at the Universal Life Church of Modesto California, and one from the right and honorable king of Sealand (gift from a charmingly eccentric dear person for this last Xmas). Apparently etiquette says one should only ever use one honorific , so I need to narrow this down and I need the opinions of the good and fine folks of a random internet gaming forum....
So which of these titles do you good folks think would be best? And please explain your reasoning in the commentary.
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Do you have to prove the title? I see no reason to be limited to those three.

But since you've brought it up, I'm about to have to renew mine too so maybe I'll try to add a title.
 
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