Whats rustling your jimmies?

Vuuxo

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The market is retarded and people overspend to impress someone else. That’s why people wear Gucci, LV, and other garbage. It’s trying to give off the impression of money. I have no interest in wasting money, therefore it’s fucking stupid a wheel costs that much.
I guess that’s a jimmy rustle within a rustle.
Yeah! This is what the moon monkey's do around here. They own BMWs and Mercedes Benz but live in a shack with a fucked tin roof, no siding,yard is mostly dirt. Whenever I see one of THOSE people driving around like the cocksuckers they are, I automatically know they live in Section 8 housing.
 
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Every Monday, someone at work picks up donuts for the office.

Our fat "office lady" is "watching her weight", but she wants to try all the donuts every week so she cuts a wedge out of every donut and takes them back to her desk. Shes been doing this for 10+ years.
 
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Siliconemelons

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Every Monday, someone at work picks up donuts for the office.

Our fat "office lady" is "watching her weight", but she wants to try all the donuts every week so she cuts a wedge out of every donut and takes them back to her desk. Shes been doing this for 10+ years.

How many different types of donuts are you constantly getting?!

You should know what donuts you like, just take the whole donut!

I am now rustled
 
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Every Monday, someone at work picks up donuts for the office.

Our fat "office lady" is "watching her weight", but she wants to try all the donuts every week so she cuts a wedge out of every donut and takes them back to her desk. Shes been doing this for 10+ years.
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Wife calls all rustled, our doc appt for next week has been rescheduled. For me this makes twice. It's our PCP to go over labs (that I already have) so I don't really care but wife is in a tizzy.
She spent her lunch on hold never got anyone. I meet her at the docs in person. They say they can get me in today, cool. Ask for flu shot while I'm there and they say they do not have any yet !?!?!? As I'm getting all the info put in , they say hold on maybe not.
Wife is about to lose her mind. I asked for my DL & Insurance card back and left. Fuck 'em

Go to my pharmacy to get flu shot , they say hey you are old as fucking dirt you can get flu, pneumonia, RSV, shingles and covid.
I say no covid, no shingles gimmie the rest
Sit down for shot, here they come with .....shingles shot. NOPE
Then they say, RSV isn't covered.
What a shit show.
I think I got a flu and pneumonia shot, but at this point I may be pregnant. What a shit show.
 
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RobXIII

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Wife calls all rustled, our doc appt for next week has been rescheduled. For me this makes twice. It's our PCP to go over labs (that I already have) so I don't really care but wife is in a tizzy.
She spent her lunch on hold never got anyone. I meet her at the docs in person. They say they can get me in today, cool. Ask for flu shot while I'm there and they say they do not have any yet !?!?!? As I'm getting all the info put in , they say hold on maybe not.
Wife is about to lose her mind. I asked for my DL & Insurance card back and left. Fuck 'em

Go to my pharmacy to get flu shot , they say hey you are old as fucking dirt you can get flu, pneumonia, RSV, shingles and covid.
I say no covid, no shingles gimmie the rest
Sit down for shot, here they come with .....shingles shot. NOPE
Then they say, RSV isn't covered.
What a shit show.
I think I got a flu and pneumonia shot, but at this point I may be pregnant. What a shit show.
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fred sanford

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The shit that I’ve gone through in the last 24 hours…

My wife had a colonoscopy this morning. She was doing the prep last night. After the first half of the prep, I decided to go to bed so I could get up and take the kids to school. She started the second half of the prep and woke me up 30 minutes later saying that the bathtub in my daughter‘s bathroom was gurgling when the toilet flushed. I start checking out the house and find that everything is stopped up and there is sewage coming up through the drain in my shower. I spent the last evening troubleshooting and triaging. All the while my wife is still shitting her brains out. Since it was late and I had to get up early, take the kids to school, and my wife to her appointment, I didn’t get a plumber around until this afternoon.
 
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lurkingdirk

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The shit that I’ve gone through in the last 24 hours…

My wife had a colonoscopy this morning. She was doing the prep last night. After the first half of the prep, I decided to go to bed so I could get up and take the kids to school. She started the second half of the prep and woke me up 30 minutes later saying that the bathtub in my daughter‘s bathroom was gurgling when the toilet flushed. I start checking out the house and find that everything is stopped up and there is sewage coming up through the drain in my shower. I spent the last evening troubleshooting and triaging. All the while my wife is still shitting her brains out. Since it was late and I had to get up early, take the kids to school, and my wife to her appointment, I didn’t get a plumber around until this afternoon.

That's a shitty situation.
 
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Siliconemelons

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The shit that I’ve gone through in the last 24 hours…

My wife had a colonoscopy this morning. She was doing the prep last night. After the first half of the prep, I decided to go to bed so I could get up and take the kids to school. She started the second half of the prep and woke me up 30 minutes later saying that the bathtub in my daughter‘s bathroom was gurgling when the toilet flushed. I start checking out the house and find that everything is stopped up and there is sewage coming up through the drain in my shower. I spent the last evening troubleshooting and triaging. All the while my wife is still shitting her brains out. Since it was late and I had to get up early, take the kids to school, and my wife to her appointment, I didn’t get a plumber around until this afternoon.

What did the plumber do? Just rotor rooter? what did they "find" what was the clog...

if its roots, get flush-able root killer foam stuff from amazon - do it quarterly. find your mains flush out access points - ask the plumber how long they had to do- and if its within 100ft or whatever the max rent-able rooter from lowes / HD - then you know your good if it happens again.

Prep for colonoscopy is the worst... it is amusing to look at how much overdoseing of laxatives or whatever they "perscribe" you do to.
 
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What did the plumber do? Just rotor rooter? what did they "find" what was the clog...

if its roots, get flush-able root killer foam stuff from amazon - do it quarterly. find your mains flush out access points - ask the plumber how long they had to do- and if its within 100ft or whatever the max rent-able rooter from lowes / HD - then you know your good if it happens again.

Prep for colonoscopy is the worst... it is amusing to look at how much overdoseing of laxatives or whatever they "perscribe" you do to.
Just roto rooter. He said it was a wad of toilet paper. My mains access port was clear but the whole house was blocked, so it was somewhere within 50ft up the line. I didn’t know where the access port was, but now that I do i can try and clear it if ever happens again. My son tends to use a ton of TP and because of the colonoscopy prep my wife had been using a lot in a short period. He said the brand we have was known to clump instead of falling apart. He recommended Scott’s TP. He also recommended putting some enzymes down all the drains once a month.
 
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Just roto rooter. He said it was a wad of toilet paper. My mains access port was clear but the whole house was blocked, so it was somewhere within 50ft up the line. I didn’t know where the access port was, but now that I do i can try and clear it if ever happens again. My son tends to use a ton of TP and because of the colonoscopy prep my wife had been using a lot in a short period. He said the brand we have was known to clump instead of falling apart. He recommended Scott’s TP. He also recommended putting some enzymes down all the drains once a month.
Please tell me what enzyme product the plumber recommended.
 

RobXIII

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Just roto rooter. He said it was a wad of toilet paper. My mains access port was clear but the whole house was blocked, so it was somewhere within 50ft up the line. I didn’t know where the access port was, but now that I do i can try and clear it if ever happens again. My son tends to use a ton of TP and because of the colonoscopy prep my wife had been using a lot in a short period. He said the brand we have was known to clump instead of falling apart. He recommended Scott’s TP. He also recommended putting some enzymes down all the drains once a month.

This happened to me a day or two after moving into the house I just bought. The town sewage company knew where the access ports were, and I found a nasty ass clump of toilet paper and god knows what else, about the size of a fat rabbit in the access port. I'm normally immune to being grossed out, but because it was the previous owner's shiat, made me want to puke.
 

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Lol, guys they're called clean outs. If you call a plumber and call it an access port you are getting charged an extra $200.
 
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Haus

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I'm at a quarterly sales kickoff meeting...

And someone convinced an exec somewhere that Blitzkrieg Bop would be a good opening song. Now I have a 60 something VP of sales trying to get a bunch of sales teams to chant "hey ho! Let's go!"
 
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