Whats rustling your jimmies?

Guurn said:

Ok, this one is kind of strange. I was outside catching bugs with a grandson, he's singing one of those nonsense songs like, "have you seen the muffin man" or something, he's 5. Then he pauses and says, "like and subscribe for more!". Actual WTF. How is that part of anything they think about?

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Is that a real song? I only heard it in the book series everybody loves large chests.

Big Phoenix said:

I ate half of the fortune from my panda fortune cookie last night and I've been feeling weird ever since.

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If you don't like your fortune that's what your supposed to do to keep it from coming true.

Well, eat the whole thing. You might be fucked if you only ate half.

Arbitrary said:

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One of the best UCB skits. I laughed harder at this one but ass pennies aged better.

Kaige said:

I have no idea what these clowns are doing.

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Obviously they are playing keep away with your package...

AND THEY ARE WINNING

Had one once where they had a new driver picking up. He fucked it up and somehow showed all the packages shipped that day as delivered to Cleveland. Can't remember where the place was but it wasnt even in Ohio.

Felt bad for the shipping department. They were told it couldn't be fixed but "trust us, the packages will all be delivered to the correct place. " I got mine so it's all good I guess. But the status never had anything other than delivered to Cleveland. Didn't even show a pickup from the sender.

Anyway that looks like they lost the package at the first place and pretended it was being moved along to those other facilities.