Whats rustling your jimmies?

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Coming soon to a brain nearest you: dead, then brain stuck in a jar and revived. Spend a few years trying to scream, but have no body to do it with.


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RobXIII

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WTF is the point of Amazon Prime if everything you want to watch costs extra?

Concur on the pirate flag. But if lazy and on the 'included' tier of Prime Video, watching in a browser with ad-block will absolutely block ads on Prime. Doesn't fix stuff you have to pay for on there of course, and their UI is hot garbage with no way to sort out non-free shiat. I haven't used it in years even though I pay for Prime. Rethinking that as I only order things 1-2 times a month tops.
 

Aldarion

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People that don't understand the difference between "this room is too hot/cold" and "I'm too hot/cold".

Especially common in perimenopausal women.

Extra hilarious if they're rapidly moving their arm back and forth to "fan" themselves, thus generating extra body heat in the process, while complaining "its too hot in here" while the thermometer says no, it is in fact not too hot in here.
 

Rajaah

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27 eh? How old are ya? lol

So I was glad I dated her, she was a personal trainer and as I was married for 20 years with kids, hadn't been with someone in better shape than me in decades. That part was fun. Buuuut, the best way to describe it was that dialogue with her was like an RPG, where there were 6 or so options I could respond with, and if I didn't pick the absolute best one, she would react super negatively. Even something simple like "I can't wait to take you on vacation this summer!" became "WELL, I would think you like to spend normal time with me too an not just vacation with me!"

The last straw was after a run, we were in a park, some guy hit a tennis ball over the fence and asked her to throw it back. She straight up ignored him after looking at him. Just crazy. She said all the right things early on though. I invited a friend of the late wife's to my nieces wedding, I'll see how that goes. I've known her for a quarter century, she's a good one, as far as I can tell.

A shade over 40, but everyone I meet thinks I'm 30ish. Women in the 25-32 range are my wheelhouse. Any older than that and they usually look a lot older than me, plus all they do is ask me what I do for work / money and if I have a house and all that adult expectations bullshit. 25-32 they tend to still just want to have fun, which is what I'm good at.

What rustles my jimmies today: When you're on the phone with an Indian customer service rep, they put you on hold to take care of your issue, and every minute or so they come back repeating then same "sir, I'm still working on your issue, do you mind continuing to hold while I work to solve this matter" line.

People aren't fucking goldfish-brained, you can just leave them on hold for a few minutes and deal with their issue, instead of WASTING TIME coming back every minute to ask them to keep holding. It probably makes everything take twice as long.