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That's my guess too. Wife ran into the door a year or so ago and it's been wonky since.

ONE day before we were driving cross country to move into our new home, the now late wife opened the garage, and backed in with the luggage container still on the car. We now had a broken luggage shell on the car roof, AND a broken garage door. I managed to fix the door enough with huge bolts, but there was no salvaging the roof rack shell so stuff had to get tossed prior to the drive :p

Oh wow I forgot I took a pic.

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ONE day before we were driving cross country to move into our new home, the now late wife opened the garage, and backed in with the luggage container still on the car. We now had a broken luggage shell on the car roof, AND a broken garage door. I managed to fix the door enough with huge bolts, but there was no salvaging the roof rack shell so stuff had to get tossed prior to the drive :p

Oh wow I forgot I took a pic.

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This reminds me of when we moved to NV. I get a uhaul , back it into the drive ready for the movers to load. Look outside and all the gas is on the ground. The fucking tank has a hole in it. Uhaul could not get me a replacement until the next day so I have hourly movers standing around. I had to eat the gas. Then I back the truck up to park for the night and hit the damn awning on the top floor. We were closing the next day. I wrote them a check for $500 to cover the fix so we didn't hold up the closing.

We closed at noon, at 1PM me & the wife started driving to NV on a mini vacation.
 
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This reminds me of when we moved to NV. I get a uhaul , back it into the drive ready for the movers to load. Look outside and all the gas is on the ground. The fucking tank has a hole in it. Uhaul could not get me a replacement until the next day so I have hourly movers standing around. I had to eat the gas. Then I back the truck up to park for the night and hit the damn awning on the top floor. We were closing the next day. I wrote them a check for $500 to cover the fix so we didn't hold up the closing.

We closed at noon, at 1PM me & the wife started driving to NV on a mini vacation.

Hopefully you noticed the leak BEFORE loading the truck all up lol.

I rented the smallest uHaul, the one that had "JUST 19.99" in green all over the truck. It was just for a 20 mile round trip to the landfill, and it was 70$. WTF lol.
 
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Caffeine, it didn't used to bother me. Now, if I drink coffee or a soda after 3 pm, I might as well have done some lines. I'm awake half the night trying to go to sleep. I suppose that this might go in the You Know You're Getting Old Thread, but it is freaking aggravating.
 

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Caffeine, it didn't used to bother me. Now, if I drink coffee or a soda after 3 pm, I might as well have done some lines. I'm awake half the night trying to go to sleep. I suppose that this might go in the You Know You're Getting Old Thread, but it is freaking aggravating.
has nothing to do with age , I'm immune to caffeine , pro or con.
 
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has nothing to do with age , I'm immune to caffeine , pro or con.

Just like taste it can change.

But I also am very /unaffected/ by caffeine and I love coffee. I can still drink it at night and get to sleep, but now days its not as fast as if I dont.

Caffeine does not give you energy, it’s not like- say sugar. It is kinda “ozempic” where it blocks the “i am tired” receptors in your brain so you just dont really get “to be tired”
 
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Caffeine, it didn't used to bother me. Now, if I drink coffee or a soda after 3 pm, I might as well have done some lines. I'm awake half the night trying to go to sleep. I suppose that this might go in the You Know You're Getting Old Thread, but it is freaking aggravating.

I had this problem as I love Mt Dew, as it has a lot more caffeine than the average soda. I only drink it on the weekends now, and used to be up all night too, but staying active during the day tires me out enough to counter it (usually)
 
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I dont think this is exactly the thread…

But… women..

I am at lunch, solo.. I didnt want to be with any work people.

Just chilling, and the table across the way…

A middle aged man and woman, with, I assume is their kids - two girls seem like a 10ish and a high teens.

The youngest girl, just asking in a kid kinda way, “oh who did you take to homecoming with?!” I think the older one was talking about her going, or its coming up.. i dont know I am not completely dropping the eaves Mr Gandalf , but general overhearing

The guy… “eh, so and so,..”

The lady “OH i went with Johhny,! You know him. After us, he went up north and met his wiiiffeee, and then a few years ago they moved back here and they have the two girls, you know, absolutely beautiful little ones.” And kept going…

If brohime went off like that he would be cooked… women though….

Frog meme.women….
 

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If brohime went off like that he would be cooked… women though….
Don't I know it. I have tried so many times to bring up exes to my wife because I liked a thing they did. Shut the absolute fuck down immediately every time. I don't understand why she doesn't want to learn how to do a thing i like.

Fucking nuts. If she gives me notes, I pull out a pen and paper and write that shit down to study later.
 
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Don't I know it. I have tried so many times to bring up exes to my wife because I liked a thing they did. Shut the absolute fuck down immediately every time. I don't understand why she doesn't want to learn how to do a thing i like.

Fucking nuts. If she gives me notes, I pull out a pen and paper and write that shit down to study later.
Teacher Studying GIF

(also, you gotta take the other woman out of the context, "just try this for a minute" or if that's too weird, just happen to find a video with your thing in it, "hey, try that thing!")
 
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I had this problem as I love Mt Dew, as it has a lot more caffeine than the average soda. I only drink it on the weekends now, and used to be up all night too, but staying active during the day tires me out enough to counter it (usually)
Started drinking dt dew when it came on the market. Don't recall when but I was still in high school. Regular ones are way too sweet and have a hard cherry aftertaste to me. No sugar but same caffeine , I usually drink 5-6 a day.
 
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Started drinking dt dew when it came on the market. Don't recall when but I was still in high school. Regular ones are way too sweet and have a hard cherry aftertaste to me. No sugar but same caffeine , I usually drink 5-6 a day.
Still drinking that many?
 
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Just like taste it can change.

But I also am very /unaffected/ by caffeine and I love coffee. I can still drink it at night and get to sleep, but now days its not as fast as if I dont.

Caffeine does not give you energy, it’s not like- say sugar. It is kinda “ozempic” where it blocks the “i am tired” receptors in your brain so you just dont really get “to be tired”
Caffeine can also have mild vascular interactions, can cause smaller blood vessels in some cases to constrict.
 

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Teacher Studying GIF

(also, you gotta take the other woman out of the context, "just try this for a minute" or if that's too weird, just happen to find a video with your thing in it, "hey, try that thing!")
I have tried saying it was something I saw in a porno. But she thinks things that happen in porn is all camera tricks so I haven't gotten much traction. It's not like I'm asking her to grab the ceiling fan and spin around on my dick. Just, you know, suck on the balls a little more. Finger my asshole. Nothing crazy.
 
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