Whats rustling your jimmies?

Sludig

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Burren said:
To be fair though, that looks like a LOT of fun to shoot.
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Never heard what he did w/ it, a coworker had snagged a ton of thick bullet proof glass from a bank that was renovating or something like that. He wanted to do a few silly things like try and carve it into a armor plate like a heavy ar500 (impractical but funsies) , maybe throw it in his car door panels, or I forget what his other idea to fuck around with it was.
 
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Sludig said:
Never heard what he did w/ it, a coworker had snagged a ton of thick bullet proof glass from a bank that was renovating or something like that. He wanted to do a few silly things like try and carve it into a armor plate like a heavy ar500 (impractical but funsies) , maybe throw it in his car door panels, or I forget what his other idea to fuck around with it was.
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Here's an idea you can toss him

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Haus said:
OK, welcome friends to the Saturday edition of "Haus has his jimmies mildly rustled by this generation being weak ass bitches"

The wife and I went to a family cookout today. Her side of the family, pretty big turnout, great time. All they asked us to bring was watermelon, which I'm always happy to do as I love few things more than cold watermelon at a cookout.

We get there, foods being had, towards the end of the main course (burgers, dogs, brawts) I find a side area on the table and start slicing up a nice sized melon we had brought with us, kept in a fridge overnight and a cold bag until time to cut so it was nice, crisp, and cold. As I'm slicing it kids at the cookout are coming up like I'm the damn ice cream man handing out freebies and I'm setting them up. Good times. After the first round I finish slicing the rest into a tray, grab a couple slices for myself, and put the tray over on the main picnic table.

I sit around shooting the shit with some of @Mrs. Haus 's relatives for a while and get a hankering for some more. I go up and one of the current generation (i.e. the parent of two of the kids there) stops me before I can grab some more with... "Man, I gotta warn you... Kids have been touching that.... WITH THEIR HANDS!"
I just calmly respond with "You should have seen my hands all over it while I was cutting it... hell, when I was their age I was eating shit off the ground at cookouts if it looked tasty..."

How can a person (he's around 30) who literally has two kids under 6 himself (there were close to a dozen under 6 kids running around in and out of pools set up there, having a grand old time) be scared to touch/eat something because kids had touched it with.. their hands! And we wonder why herd immunity has gone to crap....
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Back when it was just high school kids working fast food, we never had to wear those fucking plastic gloves you see today. We just washed our hands every time we did something that wasn't handling food.

Granted, with the number of durka durkas and street shitters working fast food these days I might prefer the gloves, but it used to not fucking matter because no one had stupid peanut or gluten allergies or fetal AIDS or whatever.
 
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Haus

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Back when it was just high school kids working fast food, we never had to wear those fucking plastic gloves you see today. We just washed our hands every time we did something that wasn't handling food.

Granted, with the number of durka durkas and street shitters working fast food these days I might prefer the gloves, but it used to not fucking matter because no one had stupid peanut or gluten allergies or fetal AIDS or whatever.
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We must constantly degrade our life experiences to accommodate for the lowest common denominator, which unfortunately certain groups keep driving lower every.. single.. fucking.. year....
 
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Void said:
Granted, with the number of durka durkas and street shitters working fast food these days I might prefer the gloves, but it used to not fucking matter because no one had stupid peanut or gluten allergies or fetal AIDS or whatever.
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They wipe their asses with the gloves so they don't get their hands dirty.
 
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Void said:
Back when it was just high school kids working fast food, we never had to wear those fucking plastic gloves you see today. We just washed our hands every time we did something that wasn't handling food.

Granted, with the number of durka durkas and street shitters working fast food these days I might prefer the gloves, but it used to not fucking matter because no one had stupid peanut or gluten allergies or fetal AIDS or whatever.
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Gloves won't matter when they do everything with the gloves and don't change them out. Even with gloves, washing your hands is still very much necessary
 
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Void said:
Back when it was just high school kids working fast food, we never had to wear those fucking plastic gloves you see today. We just washed our hands every time we did something that wasn't handling food.

Granted, with the number of durka durkas and street shitters working fast food these days I might prefer the gloves, but it used to not fucking matter because no one had stupid peanut or gluten allergies or fetal AIDS or whatever.
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My youngest has peanut allergies and I still think this way. There must be something in the environment during gestation, because the older two can swim in swampland while eating dirt with 3 month old animal corpses in it and be just fine, it just happens with the latest batch of kids. And we live on peanut butter here :p

She used to be allergic to dog spit, but that went away, so I was thinking of micro dosing her with peanuts and working up until her body gets used to it. Sounds terrible, but it's a thing some allergists are warming up to.
 
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My youngest has peanut allergies and I still think this way. There must be something in the environment during gestation, because the older two can swim in swampland while eating dirt with 3 month old animal corpses in it and be just fine, it just happens with the latest batch of kids. And we live on peanut butter here :p

She used to be allergic to dog spit, but that went away, so I was thinking of micro dosing her with peanuts and working up until her body gets used to it. Sounds terrible, but it's a thing some allergists are warming up to.
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I was really allergic to strawberries when I was a kid. Didn't stop me from eating them though. I'm not now. The micro dosing thing probably has merit.
 
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I was really allergic to strawberries when I was a kid. Didn't stop me from eating them though. I'm not now. The micro dosing thing probably has merit.
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Also over time many people cycle out of allergies. When I was a wee Haus I had an allergy list a mile long. One of my Dr's as a child mentioned that every 7 years or so I should get retested, as your histamine system can change as you mature. Sure enough in my mid teens I suddenly stopped being allergic to any foods (except tomatoes for some reason), then in my early 20's my cat allergy vanished.

Only things really annoying now are still can't eat tomatoes, and I can't walk barefoot in Bermuda grass.
 
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Shit morning heavy rain burst, took out half a tree onto cow pen fence, it's blocking it for now but work tonight, power out, was just saying generator getting no use
 
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Sludig said:
Shit morning heavy rain burst, took out half a tree onto cow pen fence, it's blocking it for now but work tonight, power out, was just saying generator getting no use
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Going to low key start calling houses cow pens to see how long it takes the women/wives to notice.
 
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