Whats rustling your jimmies?

Just got a new form of robot scam call. I answer the phone and it starts hacking up a lung, then says, sorry about that, allergies. I mean it was disgusting sounding. Snorting and hacking and blowing.

I was like cool. I don't talk to clankers, say hot dog to prove you're a real person.

dial tone.

I don't even understand what their game is.

I get packages delivered all around my house. If they don't take a picture, it's an easter egg hunt every time I get something. Most of the time packages get delivered to the front door or to a box we setup under the carport specifically for packages. Once in a while people put them inside the box and it always takes us days to remember to check there. Those spots are all covered, but sometimes they also put them just outside the carport, or on the steps to the deck outside of the carport. My favorite so far has been behind the rear tire of a car that wasn't under the carport. Just maximum "Fuck You" with that placement. That package had been run over and then reboxed and I'm thinking they put it there so we'd think we did it. When I opened it I could still clearly see tread marks on the inside package.

Mostly they get put in a place safe from the rain though. Recently I had a few packages in a row being put outside the carport and I realized that they only do that shit when it's raining. There just happened to be some severe flooding in the area over a few days and suddenly they couldn't be assed to get anything under cover? Fucking assholes. This is why I don't hesitate to order 50 lbs of lead ingots and have them delivered.