Whats rustling your jimmies?

Burren

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Body parts?
 

Hoss

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So flying home from Florida back to Dallas after a few business meetings today and I have to actually wait an extra 40 minutes or so in line because apparently it is TSA bring your narc dog to work day...
Those checkpoints really piss me the fuck off. Because they won't let you pet the dogs. Don't bring cute fucking puppers out in public if I can't give heatpats and treats!
 
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lurker

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So I'm working on my car. It needs a new oil pan gasket but in the process of disassembling the front suspension I notice it's also going to need a new lower ball joint. I find a replacement on Rock Auto and get it ordered up but I also need a removal/installation tool so I look at various offerings from Harbor Freight and Amazon, but I'm just researching. I ask some questions on forums and ChatGPT and learn that it's not as straight forward as I had hoped so I don't buy anything just yet.

Later that evening, I'm reading a book on my Kindle with the TV on streaming some old TV show and a commercial comes on for a ball joint tool. I don't know who turned me in. Internet order from Rock Auto, shopping on Amazon, or researching on Chat. I threw away an Alexa thingy I got as a present years ago because I naively thought that would keep them from spying on me. Silly me. If they know about something as innocuous as repairing an old car in my driveway, they know everything about me.
 

Burren

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So I'm working on my car. It needs a new oil pan gasket but in the process of disassembling the front suspension I notice it's also going to need a new lower ball joint. I find a replacement on Rock Auto and get it ordered up but I also need a removal/installation tool so I look at various offerings from Harbor Freight and Amazon, but I'm just researching. I ask some questions on forums and ChatGPT and learn that it's not as straight forward as I had hoped so I don't buy anything just yet.

Later that evening, I'm reading a book on my Kindle with the TV on streaming some old TV show and a commercial comes on for a ball joint tool. I don't know who turned me in. Internet order from Rock Auto, shopping on Amazon, or researching on Chat. I threw away an Alexa thingy I got as a present years ago because I naively thought that would keep them from spying on me. Silly me. If they know about something as innocuous as repairing an old car in my driveway, they know everything about me.
Don’t worry, it’s for our own protection.
 

Kajiimagi

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So I'm working on my car. It needs a new oil pan gasket but in the process of disassembling the front suspension I notice it's also going to need a new lower ball joint. I find a replacement on Rock Auto and get it ordered up but I also need a removal/installation tool so I look at various offerings from Harbor Freight and Amazon, but I'm just researching. I ask some questions on forums and ChatGPT and learn that it's not as straight forward as I had hoped so I don't buy anything just yet.

Later that evening, I'm reading a book on my Kindle with the TV on streaming some old TV show and a commercial comes on for a ball joint tool. I don't know who turned me in. Internet order from Rock Auto, shopping on Amazon, or researching on Chat. I threw away an Alexa thingy I got as a present years ago because I naively thought that would keep them from spying on me. Silly me. If they know about something as innocuous as repairing an old car in my driveway, they know everything about me.
Bro , none of that shit in the house at all. Credit all frozen. Cannot finance something if I wanted to because of it.
I daily get emails from my father in law wanting me to share pics with him of our adventures .........and he's been dead for 5 years and didn't know how to use the internet when he was alive.

It's all fucked. It was all fucked. My first experience was having to close all my checking/savings accounts in 2013 because Nikki Haley gave away all of SC's tax info (cannot call it a hack when it's unencrypted on a public server) for 3 million people. And that cunt wanted to be president.

I'm uh going to cool off now.
 

Sheriff Cad

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So flying home from Florida back to Dallas after a few business meetings today and I have to actually wait an extra 40 minutes or so in line because apparently it is TSA bring your narc dog to work day...
They have those in Miami/Fort Lauderdale all the time.

Apparently you're not supposed to pet them and offer treats, who knew.
 

Haus

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They have those in Miami/Fort Lauderdale all the time.

Apparently you're not supposed to pet them and offer treats, who knew.
I saw them go off on someone for just saying "Good boy!" to one of them.

I should have unwrapped the beef stick I had in my bag for funsies, but I really didn't feel up to the full body cavity search after a particularly long and crazy meeting earlier that day.
 
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So I'm working on my car. It needs a new oil pan gasket but in the process of disassembling the front suspension I notice it's also going to need a new lower ball joint. I find a replacement on Rock Auto and get it ordered up but I also need a removal/installation tool so I look at various offerings from Harbor Freight and Amazon, but I'm just researching. I ask some questions on forums and ChatGPT and learn that it's not as straight forward as I had hoped so I don't buy anything just yet.

Later that evening, I'm reading a book on my Kindle with the TV on streaming some old TV show and a commercial comes on for a ball joint tool. I don't know who turned me in. Internet order from Rock Auto, shopping on Amazon, or researching on Chat. I threw away an Alexa thingy I got as a present years ago because I naively thought that would keep them from spying on me. Silly me. If they know about something as innocuous as repairing an old car in my driveway, they know everything about me.
Rock Auto is crap.