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Is that a real song? I only heard it in the book series everybody loves large chests.
Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Goatface
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Big Phoenix
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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I ate half of the fortune from my panda fortune cookie last night and I've been feeling weird ever since.
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Hoss
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If you don't like your fortune that's what your supposed to do to keep it from coming true.
Well, eat the whole thing. You might be fucked if you only ate half.
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Arbitrary
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Hatorade
A nice asshole.
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Friends kid calls him by his first name instead of dad and sounds British half the time because of all the streamers or whatever she watches. He says its fine…
Hoss
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One of the best UCB skits. I laughed harder at this one but ass pennies aged better.
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TBT-TheBigToe
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Had one once where they had a new driver picking up. He fucked it up and somehow showed all the packages shipped that day as delivered to Cleveland. Can't remember where the place was but it wasnt even in Ohio.
Felt bad for the shipping department. They were told it couldn't be fixed but "trust us, the packages will all be delivered to the correct place. " I got mine so it's all good I guess. But the status never had anything other than delivered to Cleveland. Didn't even show a pickup from the sender.
Anyway that looks like they lost the package at the first place and pretended it was being moved along to those other facilities.
Felt bad for the shipping department. They were told it couldn't be fixed but "trust us, the packages will all be delivered to the correct place. " I got mine so it's all good I guess. But the status never had anything other than delivered to Cleveland. Didn't even show a pickup from the sender.
Anyway that looks like they lost the package at the first place and pretended it was being moved along to those other facilities.
Sheriff Cad
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Some liberal mom on the plane back refused to discipline her like 3-4 year old kid. Kid screamed for half the flight, then screamed when exiting the plane. God bless noise cancelling headphones, I think I would have murdered the mom and then her crotchspawn. The dad was just so over it, had nothing to do with her or the kid.
I think most everyone on the plane was taking turns being 10 seconds from shutting that kid up ourselves and everyone kept talking themselves out of it not wanting to end up on the plane brawl video.
Bitches who won't discipline their kids, among other people, need the rope.
I think most everyone on the plane was taking turns being 10 seconds from shutting that kid up ourselves and everyone kept talking themselves out of it not wanting to end up on the plane brawl video.
Bitches who won't discipline their kids, among other people, need the rope.
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Aldarion
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Threadbans are flying around like UAPs at area 51 under the weirdly banhappy mods, probably a quarter of the forum is banned from one thread or another, but somehow Bubbles still hasnt been banned from the thots thread.
I mean if there was ever a case to be made for a thread ban, thats the one.
I mean if there was ever a case to be made for a thread ban, thats the one.