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RobXIII said:
I had to pay to send HoA documents to the buyer (yeah yeah, never touching an HOA again).
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Just curious, what HOA documents? From what I've seen, deed restrictions should be publicly available. Also, if they're so all fired important, why didn't you already have a copy?

I'm with you on the HOA hate wagon. I have one now where I live, but it's voluntary. That's the only reason I even considered this property. Trying to get real estate agents to understand that I didn't want an HOA felt like a monty python skit. What about the house house house hoa and house? It hasn't got much HOA on it. Hmm, can I get the house house house hoa and house but hold the hoa? Except this time the answer was yes.
 
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Hoss said:
Just curious, what HOA documents? From what I've seen, deed restrictions should be publicly available. Also, if they're so all fired important, why didn't you already have a copy?

I'm with you on the HOA hate wagon. I have one now where I live, but it's voluntary. That's the only reason I even considered this property. Trying to get real estate agents to understand that I didn't want an HOA felt like a monty python skit. What about the house house house hoa and house? It hasn't got much HOA on it. Hmm, can I get the house house house hoa and house but hold the hoa? Except this time the answer was yes.
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I don't even know. I'm super limited for time and still have so much to do lol.

I don't mind the voluntary ones, Maine has a few like that, the 'noone plows this road us 3 people live on, pitch in 15$ a month'. Sign me up. But fuck the ones with Karens driving around in a company van telling you your mailbox post is slightly out of specs.

On the other hand, the below HoA, who is not letting anyone ask questions at meetings, would be the first to be murdered in Minecraft:

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Magnolia Cove homeowners face massive jump in monthly HOA dues

The homeowners say when they initially moved into the neighborhood, fees were $158 a month.
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RobXIII said:
I don't even know. I'm super limited for time and still have so much to do lol.

I don't mind the voluntary ones, Maine has a few like that, the 'noone plows this road us 3 people live on, pitch in 15$ a month'. Sign me up. But fuck the ones with Karens driving around in a company van telling you your mailbox post is slightly out of specs.

On the other hand, the below HoA, who is not letting anyone ask questions at meetings, would be the first to be murdered in Minecraft:

www.wsoctv.com

Magnolia Cove homeowners face massive jump in monthly HOA dues

The homeowners say when they initially moved into the neighborhood, fees were $158 a month.
www.wsoctv.com www.wsoctv.com
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We have a few people in ours who come to the meeting every year and propose we raise the fees. Not board members, residents. Why? Well because their friends live in a neighborhood and the fees are 10x as high, so a measly extra $50 is still nothing. Last year my wife and I missed the meeting so they got their increase. I think it went from $100 to $150. Maybe $150 to $200 per year. When we've been there we always challenged it and asked what the money was needed for. They'd say something like more mowing. Cool, how much is that going to cost? Awesome, I see we already collect enough to cover that, so how about instead I make a motion to do that extra mowing that we can already afford? The last time we 'clashed' my wife told her "Honey, if you want to pay more per year, there is absolutely nothing stopping you. The POA can take donations. We donated $5000 over last year few years to get the boat ramp fixed. Did you donate for the boat ramp? That's a big expense we actually have."

Our goal is to make sure the POA doesn't have a war chest to start enforcement actions on anyone. If they have money, it will burn a hole in their pocket till they spend it.

Anyway, that story looks almost like a YGWYFD story. I bet it's a management company instead of a board full of residents.
 
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Hoss said:
We have a few people in ours who come to the meeting every year and propose we raise the fees. Not board members, residents. Why? Well because their friends live in a neighborhood and the fees are 10x as high, so a measly extra $50 is still nothing. Last year my wife and I missed the meeting so they got their increase. I think it went from $100 to $150. Maybe $150 to $200 per year. When we've been there we always challenged it and asked what the money was needed for. They'd say something like more mowing. Cool, how much is that going to cost? Awesome, I see we already collect enough to cover that, so how about instead I make a motion to do that extra mowing that we can already afford? The last time we 'clashed' my wife told her "Honey, if you want to pay more per year, there is absolutely nothing stopping you. The POA can take donations. We donated $5000 over last year few years to get the boat ramp fixed. Did you donate for the boat ramp? That's a big expense we actually have."

Our goal is to make sure the POA doesn't have a war chest to start enforcement actions on anyone. If they have money, it will burn a hole in their pocket till they spend it.

Anyway, that story looks almost like a YGWYFD story. I bet it's a management company instead of a board full of residents.
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yep no HOA here and I don't mind at all. Last HOA I had wrote me a nasty letter about my grass, at the time my wife was in the middle of spending a month in the hospital trying to keep from dying and I spent most of my time there. (NOT SO fun tidbit - I'm brushing my teeth in the hospital lobby bathroom at 4:30 and realized I was a homeless person). Anyhow I called and offered to come shoot them all in the fucking face. Didn't get another letter. I did start paying someone to cut my grass (it was 5/8 of an acre and seemed dumb to hire out), so I guess they won in the end.

Update on my past rustle jimmy, the meeting for the peeps wanting a dog breeder permit went down, I attended virtually. Our little town has it's shit together on that end. I had video, the agenda in pdf, the works (like a work Zoom/Team meeting). Several people came in person to protest , including my next door neighbor, and they still approved the permit. They want to raise Pekinese and French bulldogs, can you imagine more annoying breeds?
 
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The asshat male announcer just said "sportspersonship" meaning sportsmanship in a match between 2 men.
 
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Leave work 15 minute early to balance out time sheet.

Get stuck in 15 minute of traffic due to lights not working at a major intersection.
 
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This mother fucker. Right on the fucking end of the row as always. And when I came in, there was a giant fucking Cadillac right across from it.

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Mandriana said:
The elevators in my hospital, and the neverending stream of invader retards that have no fucking idea on how to use them.
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Should see Indians and others tackle revolving doors. My office double door one side remains locked. They will pull the locked one, then stand there staring at the door and us. While we look back like come on in retard.
 
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This is Mist energy, dont do it. That's better than squeezed between 2 cars.
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You don’t put that shit between two cars, you put it at the far side of the row where there’s less cars trying to turn or people walking around.

Bonus points, they started it up as I was leaving and every fucking seam of this truck is lit up with the world’s brightest lights. Shit was twice as bright as the damn overnight road work lamps down the street. Absolute faggotry.
 
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Koushirou said:
You don’t put that shit between two cars, you put it at the far side of the row where there’s less cars trying to turn or people walking around.

Bonus points, they started it up as I was leaving and every fucking seam of this truck is lit up with the world’s brightest lights. Shit was twice as bright as the damn overnight road work lamps down the street. Absolute faggotry.
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The truck itself is indeed mega gay. But appears to be in a single end spot (no spot behind it), there's enough room for a semi to go between it and the far lane. It's impeeding no one, unless again it's some Mist level anxiety of roadways. Maybe you cant whip the lane at 25mph and see what's coming about it.
 
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The truck itself is indeed mega gay. But appears to be in a single end spot (no spot behind it), there's enough room for a semi to go between it and the far lane. It's impeeding no one, unless again it's some Mist level anxiety of roadways. Maybe you cant whip the lane at 25mph and see what's coming about it.
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There is a spot behind it (to the right) and can actually faintly see the ass of the truck is over it by a few feet. If someone is leaving the plaza (coming from the right in the pic), you cannot see jack shit either driving up or walking up from that row without moving left into the opposing traffic's side of the road. Note there are always a million wide the fuck open spots just beyond the light poles back there where he could take 4 parking spots and not bother anyone and impede no one's line of sight. And I posted this just as an example of bitching about this shit before because people like this do this fucking everywhere and in much tighter parking lots, too. It is faggotry and laziness.
 
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Koushirou said:
This mother fucker. Right on the fucking end of the row as always. And when I came in, there was a giant fucking Cadillac right across from it.

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I have a truck, and park at the end so it is easy to get out. I don't have big wheels or other shit, but park way out because it is easy to leave. Not so much here, but when I lived in Omaha, 100% of the motherfucking time some jackholes would park next to me. WHY? I have parked at the end of the lot, no cars, and came out to have cars parked either side. My truck is a clunk looking thing so why bother.

Just the other day, had my clunk out, and some fcuking fhfijjihef parked next to me. Barely enough room to squeeze in, yet 95% of the other parking spaces were open.
 
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I have a truck, and park at the end so it is easy to get out. I don't have big wheels or other shit, but park way out because it is easy to leave. Not so much here, but when I lived in Omaha, 100% of the motherfucking time some jackholes would park next to me. WHY? I have parked at the end of the lot, no cars, and came out to have cars parked either side. My truck is a clunk looking thing so why bother.

Just the other day, had my clunk out, and some fcuking fhfijjihef parked next to me. Barely enough room to squeeze in, yet 95% of the other parking spaces were open.
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If you are clearly trying to park out and away from other people, dumbasses will come and park next to you sometimes very closely in order to piss you off. There are a lot of people (just look at this forum for examples) who just get off on annoying others, and do it every day, every way they can find.
 
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This mother fucker. Right on the fucking end of the row as always. And when I came in, there was a giant fucking Cadillac right across from it.

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What a loser, couldn't even afford 4 wheel drive?

You should start leaving notes on it. Like, "sorry abut your penis, bro." Be sure to go extra girly on the writing. Like dot the i with a heart and shit. I used to have a pack of these stickers. They were great because people who parked like idiots freaked the fuck out over finding a bumper sticker on their car.

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I used to think phone updates and battery life had no correlation. But I updated my phone a couple days ago and ever since then my battery will go from 100% to 40% in an eighth of the time it used to. Very annoying.
 
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