Would you have Sexual Relations with Chelsea Clinton?

If given the opportunity, would you have Sexual Relations with Chelsea Clinton?

  • Yes - I would love to stain that blue dress.

  • No - Ivanka

  • No - I'd rather suck a dick.

  • "I would ragefuck her organs loose"

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Haast

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How much of that sweet, sweet Clinton Foundation money do I get for dotting her crazy eyes?
 
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Jox

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Yes, impregnate her with the first bang and be the father of the sole heir to the Clinton money.
 
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Hoss

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por que no los dos?

Seriously though, I've fucked worse and I drowned potential babies to thoughts of her mom back in the 90's.
 
Hoss

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then like a lion, jox will have to eat the children sired by the other male(s)
 
khorum

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Well when you put it that way... it sounds like another vitally missing poll option.
 
Faltigoth

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I totally would and would call her Hillary while doing it.
 
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zzeris

zzeris

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In a heartbeat. Chose option 4 because that's the best option but #1 is acceptable too. Power is a good enough aphrodisiac and I'd love to see Bill give me the stinkeye during Thanksgiving dinner every year. I wouldn't last long after her spies caught me with other women but it would be good for a while.
 
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Melvin

Melvin

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I think the first one is real. Others are obviously fake, but they should be close enough to the real deal to help people make a more informed decision.

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