Recent content by Aldarion

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    To be clear, I didn't encounter this while looking for porn. And I'm not trying to say I'm better than that or don't look at porn or something. Just clarifying. The most recent was a government motherfucking website. What makes me angriest about it is the fact that its spreading means that...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    A couple times now this has happened: Try to create account "Take a selfie and upload a picture of your ID to continue" Is this real life? Which dystopian nightmare future did I wake up in?
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    Depression

    I didn't say it made sense, I can't pretend to understand why it is that way. Maybe its that they have surplus babies in need of adoption so they're motivated to make it easier / cheaper. All I know is they pursued it in multiple states and that was the best option all 4 times.
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    Depression

    The key to adopting is understanding that you don't need to adopt from an agency in your own state. My parents adopted 4 of my brothers and sisters. All out of state. They lived in a state that made adoption bullshit so they adopted out of Illinois. One of my adopted brothers has stayed in...
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    Pluribus

    I get the frustration at the slow pace but I don't get it after the finale. Its moving slow but its moving. That south american dude with the name I can never remember is great. As far as I can see S1 is his origin story. I dunno, maybe they'll go all Lost in S2 like eight fucking years from...
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    Interesting, Non Political News

    https://www.newsmax.com/health/health-news/study-bmi-obesity/2025/12/30/id/1240136/ Sounds about right No seriously though, the change theyre making here is if you have a big protruding gut, you're obese, even if your BMI doesnt say so This is obviously correct
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    The Life of Chuck (2025)

    Great movie and I don't have any big complaints. If I'd read a plot summary first I would have noped out, instead it charms you into watching and before you know it you've just watched a heartwarming tale about a boy who grows up loving dance. Only tangent: I'd really like to watch a movie...
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    Pluribus

    Every now and then you rant about things that make me legitimately pretty sure you're an extraterrestrial
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    Stranger Things

    Wills coming out speech is the absolute dumbest thing I've ever seen on TV. Fucking amazing.
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    Landman

    Yeah, I'm the first person to ever criticize a characters behavior on a TV show and its because I "don't realize its not real". Stunning insight
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    Landman

    Putting the money aside "for the kid". How about actually spending time raising your infant, for the kid? I'm not even saying "its not realistic, she wouldnt do that". Modern women are fucking broken, and if modern men find her decision sensible, then modern men are broken too. These are the...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    9 slices isnt even weird all the other odd numbers are though
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    Amadeus (1984)

    In the old days parachuters at least wrote their own poorly thought out complaints. In 2025 we get parachuters with AI slop. Everything gets faker and gayer every day
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    Avatar 3 (2025)

    I remember when we lived in a serious country and the mainstream culture pushed virtuous messages like "don't throw trash on the highway" and "don't become a drug addict". Hell, we pretty much eliminated cigarette smoking with just this kind of cultural pressure. A substance thats been compared...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Tried something new, did a tritip roast. Most cuts of beef I could find for roast were like $80 to $100. What in the actual fuck? I'm feeding 7, I don't need $100 of meat. Nice 3.5 lb tritip for like $26. Trimmed, scored, seasoned and seared. 15 min at 400F then about 45 at 250, rested and...