Recent content by OU Ariakas

I am interested to see who the actual protagonist of the movie is going to be. Is it going to be a no-name that just gets called "Tarnished" by everyone and doesn't talk much, if at all? I think that is the way to go...but would require so much restraint from the director and writers.

My assumption was that she just wanted to bang me! Honestly, though, I don't make that decision until I'm actually on the date and talking to them. There have been a few times already that the girls have been ready and willing to go back to their place but I don't do it because I know that...

I would not mind having a girlfriend, but I am not going to just take the first one that comes along. Also, dating is expensive and can be exhausting. I think that is beside the point here, though. We did not talk about anything deeper than the weather and then she created my personality...

So I match with this older woman (51) on the apps. She is cute, fit, and seems to be looking for someone to spend time with. She mentioned having a pool and I joked about having a farmer's tan from all of the baseball games I attend for my kids. I sent her a super unflattering shirtless pic...

It is hard to root for it with the history of video game adaptations; but Miyazaki has never let me down. You've all changed my mind. I am now cautiously optimistic.

Of course I can do it, I like the first Silent Hill movie even though it wasn't even close to as good or deep as the game. I just don't understand the reasoning behind doing it at all. Most video game adaptations are duds, and this one just doesn't seem accessible at all. Maybe you two are...

Ok, so why would you want an inferior take on it? There is almost no way they can make a satisfying story out of a game whose narrative is designed to be revealed over eighty hours of gameplay. Even then it is incomplete by design. If they had the balls to drop us into an Elden Ring story that...

Bro, I dont think that Hollywood of any age could make a good movie from a FromSoft game. I certainly don't know why they would agree with their most popular property. Real question: did you play Elden Ring? If so, do you play for the story?

Yeah, but the way the story unfolds is not a direct narrative. I just dont see how it is going to translate well.

There is no way a hollywood movie can do his story justice. There just isn't.

Fucking Nick Offerman in an Elden Ring movie. Hollywood is fucking retarded and so is FromSoft for thinking that they would even make a middling story about this world. TLDR; this is going to suck.

Ah, so it is going to *not* be Resident Evil. Nice.

This is going to be terrible and I will absolutely *not* regret the 20 bucks I spend to see it in the theater.

I almost want you shawed for posting such obviously fake info, but everyone checking this thread when it is bumped knows that the fat fuck is never finishing Winds.

Never change, bro.