Shit

Valentine's Day,
Yesterday.
A roll in the hay,
$80 filet,
This day-after log,
Feels a little gay.

Muddy muddy, fuddy duddy,
Icky sticky, icky sticky
One wipe, two wipes, three wipes, four,
Slide a pressure washer under the door.

Come on!

Uggh!

Come on, although ya try to ignore me
Ya can't handle the truth, the pain, the story
With every cup I take, with every sip I swallow
I know the consequence, the bitter pill to follow
The caffeine hit, it strikes my core
I feel it rising, can't take no more
The clock is ticking, I'm breaking a sweat
Gotta make it to the restroom, but I ain't there yet

Wake up! (Gotta go, gotta go)
Wake up! (Feel the burn, feel the flow)
Wake up! (Can't hold on, gotta know)
Wake up!

Ugh!

With every step I take, with every clench in vain
The pressure's building up, driving me insane
The office hallway's long, the people in my way
The coffee's kicking in, I can't delay
It's a journey of pain, a race against the tide
I'm praying for relief, but there's no place to hide
My heart is pounding fast, my gut is churning wild
I'm on the brink, oh no, it's getting vile

Wake up! (Gotta go, gotta go)
Wake up! (Feel the burn, feel the flow)
Wake up! (Can't hold on, gotta know)
Wake up!

Ugh!

How long? Not long, 'cause what you reap is what you sow

Uggh!

The walls are closing in, the pressure's out of hand
I need to find relief, I need a place to stand
The restroom's in my sight, I dash with all my might
The battle's almost over, I'm reaching for the light
It's a struggle and a fight, a race against the clock
I'm praying for the end, I'm praying for the stop
But in the end, I know, there's no escaping fate
The coffee's taken over, it's a liquid state

Wake up! (Gotta go, gotta go)
Wake up! (Feel the burn, feel the flow)
Wake up! (Can't hold on, gotta know)
Wake up!

How long? Not long, 'cause what you reap is what you sow

Wake up!