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I am curious about something interesting. Has Jestor Rodo ever played EQ? I know he was known for being a SWG player. I found an interesting post where Smed offerred a player a total refund if he walks away from the game. My apologies if it is not you Rodo.
 

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The storm was raging, and the waves were crashing against the ship. The crew of the Abacus, a notorious pirate vessel, had been sailing for days in search of treasure, but they had encountered a fierce enemy: nature.

"Captain, we're heading straight for a maelstrom!" shouted the first officer, a young buccaneer by the name of Tuc. He was holding the wheel, trying to steer the ship away from the swirling vortex of water.

"Damn it, Tuc, I can see that!" snapped the captain, a grizzled man named Jack. He was holding a telescope, scanning the horizon for any sign of land or escape. "We have to get out of here, or we'll be sucked into Davy Jones' locker!"

The rest of the crew were panicking, running around the deck, securing the sails, firing the cannons, or praying to their gods. They were mostly men, except for four women who had joined the pirate life dressed up like male pirates for various reasons. There was Abigail, an Irish farm girl who had fled from the countryside to the docks to start a new life abroad; Chelsea, an English noblewoman who had eloped with a pirate and had her heart broken at the docks; Carmen, a Jamaican smuggler who had a knack for finding hidden goods; and , Izzadora, a Spanish adventurer who had a thirst for the open seas and whose father was also a former pirate.

The four women were loyal to the crew and the first officer, and they followed their orders without question. They originally wore disguises to get on to the ship. They helped the other pirates as much as they could as they made their way from the kitchen to the main deck, but they knew that their chances of survival were slim.

Suddenly, a loud crack echoed through the air, and the ship shook violently. A bolt of lightning had struck the mast, setting it on fire. The flames spread quickly, igniting the sails and the ropes.

"Abandon ship! Abandon ship!" the captain yelled, grabbing a sword and a pistol. "Everyone, get to the lifeboats!"

The crew scrambled to the side of the ship, where a few wooden boats were waiting. They jumped into the water, hoping to reach the boats before they were swallowed by the maelstrom.

But it was too late. The maelstrom was too powerful, and it pulled the ship and the pirates into its depths. The water was dark and cold, and the pressure was crushing. The pirates screamed and gasped for air, but they soon lost consciousness.

The first officer, and the four lady pirates were among the last ones to go under. They clung to each other, hoping for a miracle. But none came.

Or so they thought.

As they were sinking deeper and deeper, they felt a strange sensation. The water around them changed color, from blue to green to purple to pink. They saw flashes of light and heard strange noises. They felt like they were being stretched and twisted, as if they were passing through a tunnel.

They were passing through a wormhole.

They didn't know it, but they had traveled through time and space, from the 18th century to the 21st century. They had left their world behind and entered a new one.

A new one that was full of surprises.

They were not alone in the wormhole. They were joined by a musclebound shark, an ancient sea turtle, a senile parrot, a rainbow-colored squid, and finally a beautiful Asian mermaid. These creatures had also been caught in the maelstrom too and had followed the pirates through the wormhole. They were curious and friendly, and they sensed that the pirates needed their help.

The shark used its teeth to cut the ropes that bound the pirates together. The sea turtle used its shell to shield them from the debris. The parrot used its wings to fan them with air. The rainbow squid used its tentacles to tickle them and make them laugh. And finally, the mermaid used her magic to heal their wounds and restore their breath.

The pirates woke up and looked around in wonder. They saw the colorful creatures and felt a bond with them. They thanked them for saving their lives and asked them their names.

The shark said his name was The Grin, and he was the strongest of all the sharks. The sea turtle said her name was Galapagos, and he was the oldest of the remaining ancient sea turtles. The parrot said his name was Greenboard, and he was an old, senile bird who was abandoned by his former pirate captain. The rainbow squid said his name was Sherbert, and his colors were bright as his personality. And the mermaid said her name was Mer-mama, and she was the daughter of the queen of the mermaids off the coast of Japan. She left her mother kingdom because she was not able to produce an heir to the throne.

The pirates introduced themselves and told them their story. They explained that they were pirates, and that they had been sailing for treasure, but they had been caught in a storm and a maelstrom at sea. They said that they didn't know where they were, or when they were.

The creatures looked at each other and nodded. They said that they knew where they were, and when they were. They said that they were in the Pacific Ocean, near the coast of California, in the year 2024. They said that they had been there before, and that they knew the way back to their own time, but the maelstrom bestowed a ghostly curse onto the crew.

They said that they would help the pirates return to their world, but they had to hurry. They said that the wormhole was unstable, and that it would close soon. They said that they had to go back the same way they came, through the maelstrom.

The pirates were shocked and scared. The sea creatures began to talk, and they didn't know if they could trust the crew, or if they could survive the journey. They didn't know if they wanted to go back to their world or stay in this one.

But they didn't have much time to think. The creatures urged them to follow them, and they did. They swam together, as fast as they could, towards the surface.

They reached the surface and saw the sky. It was bright and clear; unlike the dark and stormy sky they had left behind. They saw the sun and felt its warmth. They saw the clouds, and the birds. They saw the land, and the buildings. They saw the people, and the cars. They saw the signs, and the words.

They saw a new world.

A world that was full of wonders.

And dangers.

They heard a loud noise and turned their heads. They saw a helicopter flying above them. They saw a man, holding a camera. They saw a woman, holding a microphone. They saw a logo on the side of the helicopter.

It said local news channel 42:

They realized that they had been spotted.

They realized that they were on the news.

They realized that they were in trouble.

They looked at each other, and at the creatures. They knew what they had to do. The pirates and sea monsters quickly boarded the ancient pirate vessel and vanished right before the cameraman's eyes as some mysterious force began to cloak them from everyone's plain view.

They had to go back to their time.

They had to go back to their world.

They had to go back to the past.

They had to go back through the maelstrom.

They dove into the water and followed the creatures. They hoped that they would make it.

They hoped that they would see their world again.

They hoped that they would see their treasure again.

They hoped that they would see their adventure again.

They hoped that they would see their story.
 
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The storm was raging, and the waves were crashing against the ship. The crew of the Abacus, a notorious pirate vessel, had been sailing for days in search of treasure, but they had encountered a fierce enemy: nature.

"Captain, we're heading straight for a maelstrom!" shouted the first officer, a young buccaneer by the name of Tuc. He was holding the wheel, trying to steer the ship away from the swirling vortex of water.

"Damn it, Tuc, I can see that!" snapped the captain, a grizzled man named Jack. He was holding a telescope, scanning the horizon for any sign of land or escape. "We have to get out of here, or we'll be sucked into Davy Jones' locker!"

The rest of the crew were panicking, running around the deck, securing the sails, firing the cannons, or praying to their gods. They were mostly men, except for four women who had joined the pirate life dressed up like male pirates for various reasons. There was Abigail, an Irish farm girl who had fled from the countryside to the docks to start a new life abroad; Chelsea, an English noblewoman who had eloped with a pirate and had her heart broken at the docks; Carmen, a Jamaican smuggler who had a knack for finding hidden goods; and , Izzadora, a Spanish adventurer who had a thirst for the open seas and whose father was also a former pirate.

The four women were loyal to the crew and the first officer, and they followed their orders without question. They originally wore disguises to get on to the ship. They helped the other pirates as much as they could as they made their way from the kitchen to the main deck, but they knew that their chances of survival were slim.

Suddenly, a loud crack echoed through the air, and the ship shook violently. A bolt of lightning had struck the mast, setting it on fire. The flames spread quickly, igniting the sails and the ropes.

"Abandon ship! Abandon ship!" the captain yelled, grabbing a sword and a pistol. "Everyone, get to the lifeboats!"

The crew scrambled to the side of the ship, where a few wooden boats were waiting. They jumped into the water, hoping to reach the boats before they were swallowed by the maelstrom.

But it was too late. The maelstrom was too powerful, and it pulled the ship and the pirates into its depths. The water was dark and cold, and the pressure was crushing. The pirates screamed and gasped for air, but they soon lost consciousness.

The first officer, and the four lady pirates were among the last ones to go under. They clung to each other, hoping for a miracle. But none came.

Or so they thought.

As they were sinking deeper and deeper, they felt a strange sensation. The water around them changed color, from blue to green to purple to pink. They saw flashes of light and heard strange noises. They felt like they were being stretched and twisted, as if they were passing through a tunnel.

They were passing through a wormhole.

They didn't know it, but they had traveled through time and space, from the 18th century to the 21st century. They had left their world behind and entered a new one.

A new one that was full of surprises.

They were not alone in the wormhole. They were joined by a musclebound shark, an ancient sea turtle, a senile parrot, a rainbow-colored squid, and finally a beautiful Asian mermaid. These creatures had also been caught in the maelstrom too and had followed the pirates through the wormhole. They were curious and friendly, and they sensed that the pirates needed their help.

The shark used its teeth to cut the ropes that bound the pirates together. The sea turtle used its shell to shield them from the debris. The parrot used its wings to fan them with air. The rainbow squid used its tentacles to tickle them and make them laugh. And finally, the mermaid used her magic to heal their wounds and restore their breath.

The pirates woke up and looked around in wonder. They saw the colorful creatures and felt a bond with them. They thanked them for saving their lives and asked them their names.

The shark said his name was The Grin, and he was the strongest of all the sharks. The sea turtle said her name was Galapagos, and he was the oldest of the remaining ancient sea turtles. The parrot said his name was Greenboard, and he was an old, senile bird who was abandoned by his former pirate captain. The rainbow squid said his name was Sherbert, and his colors were bright as his personality. And the mermaid said her name was Mer-mama, and she was the daughter of the queen of the mermaids off the coast of Japan. She left her mother kingdom because she was not able to produce an heir to the throne.

The pirates introduced themselves and told them their story. They explained that they were pirates, and that they had been sailing for treasure, but they had been caught in a storm and a maelstrom at sea. They said that they didn't know where they were, or when they were.

The creatures looked at each other and nodded. They said that they knew where they were, and when they were. They said that they were in the Pacific Ocean, near the coast of California, in the year 2024. They said that they had been there before, and that they knew the way back to their own time, but the maelstrom bestowed a ghostly curse onto the crew.

They said that they would help the pirates return to their world, but they had to hurry. They said that the wormhole was unstable, and that it would close soon. They said that they had to go back the same way they came, through the maelstrom.

The pirates were shocked and scared. The sea creatures began to talk, and they didn't know if they could trust the crew, or if they could survive the journey. They didn't know if they wanted to go back to their world or stay in this one.

But they didn't have much time to think. The creatures urged them to follow them, and they did. They swam together, as fast as they could, towards the surface.

They reached the surface and saw the sky. It was bright and clear; unlike the dark and stormy sky they had left behind. They saw the sun and felt its warmth. They saw the clouds, and the birds. They saw the land, and the buildings. They saw the people, and the cars. They saw the signs, and the words.

They saw a new world.

A world that was full of wonders.

And dangers.

They heard a loud noise and turned their heads. They saw a helicopter flying above them. They saw a man, holding a camera. They saw a woman, holding a microphone. They saw a logo on the side of the helicopter.

It said local news channel 42:

They realized that they had been spotted.

They realized that they were on the news.

They realized that they were in trouble.

They looked at each other, and at the creatures. They knew what they had to do. The pirates and sea monsters quickly boarded the ancient pirate vessel and vanished right before the cameraman's eyes as some mysterious force began to cloak them from everyone's plain view.

They had to go back to their time.

They had to go back to their world.

They had to go back to the past.

They had to go back through the maelstrom.

They dove into the water and followed the creatures. They hoped that they would make it.

They hoped that they would see their world again.

They hoped that they would see their treasure again.

They hoped that they would see their adventure again.

They hoped that they would see their story.

Can you make this into a sea shanty?

 

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Scene 1: Unrelenting Elements the Abacus battles the storm as the captain and his diverse crew navigate the treacherous waters.
First Officer Tuc: "Captain, maelstrom dead ahead!" The ship's captain, scanning the horizon, realizes the imminent threat: "We need to escape, or Davy Jones' locker awaits!"
Scene 2: Unveiling the Crew Introduction of the pirate ladies amidst chaos. Abigail, Chelsea, Carmen, and Izzadora reveal their true identities, standing resilient amidst the storm.
Scene 3: The Fiery Strike A lightning strike sets the ship ablaze. The Captain orders an immediate abandon ship as flames engulf the sails and ropes.
Scene 4: Enveloped by the Abyss The crew succumbs to the maelstrom's pull. The group, including the four pirate ladies, plunges into the mysterious depths, unconscious.
Scene 5: The Kaleidoscopic Journey The crew traverses the wormhole, experiencing a surreal transition. Colors shift as they travel through time and space, emerging in the 21st century. Scene 6: The Aquatic Allies Emerge Friendly Sea creatures reveal themselves. The Grin, Galapagos, Greenbeard, Sherbert, and Princess Mer-Okaasan introduce themselves, offering assistance. Scene 7: Bonds Forged in the Abyss The creatures aid and communicate. The pirate's express gratitude, forming an unexpected alliance with their newfound companions.
Scene 8: A Ghostly Curse The creatures reveal the need to return through the unstable maelstrom. The pirates grapple with the decision to return to their time, haunted by the maelstrom's curse.
Scene 9: The Modern World Beckons Spotting a news helicopter, the crew faces exposure. Invisible forces shield the pirates and creatures from the prying eyes of the public.
Epilogue: Timeless Waves The crew, enveloped in mystery, dives back into the maelstrom. The Abacus sails towards an uncertain future, forever marked by the enigmatic journey.
Closing Credits: "Navigating Temporal Tides" Directed by The Captain & The Sea Creatures
Starring Abigail, Chelsea, Carmen, Izzadora, and The Grin, Galapagos, Greenbeard, Sherbert, and Princess Mer-Okaasan
A tale transcending time, revealing the enduring bonds forged in the crucible of temporal twists and nautical trials.
 

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So you is saying this retard American Inventor is a plagiarist? Damn Nirgon Nirgon !! Mr. Sox Mr. Sox you gonna let him call you out like that? Better sue him before he throws a restraining order on your ass.
 

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The storm was raging, and the waves were crashing against the ship. The crew of the Abacus, a notorious pirate vessel, had been sailing for days in search of treasure, but they had encountered a fierce enemy: nature.

"Captain, we're heading straight for a maelstrom!" shouted the first officer, a young buccaneer by the name of Tuc. He was holding the wheel, trying to steer the ship away from the swirling vortex of water.

"Damn it, Tuc, I can see that!" snapped the captain, a grizzled man named Jack. He was holding a telescope, scanning the horizon for any sign of land or escape. "We have to get out of here, or we'll be sucked into Davy Jones' locker!"

The rest of the crew were panicking, running around the deck, securing the sails, firing the cannons, or praying to their gods. They were mostly men, except for four women who had joined the pirate life dressed up like male pirates for various reasons. There was Abigail, an Irish farm girl who had fled from the countryside to the docks to start a new life abroad; Chelsea, an English noblewoman who had eloped with a pirate and had her heart broken at the docks; Carmen, a Jamaican smuggler who had a knack for finding hidden goods; and , Izzadora, a Spanish adventurer who had a thirst for the open seas and whose father was also a former pirate.

The four women were loyal to the crew and the first officer, and they followed their orders without question. They originally wore disguises to get on to the ship. They helped the other pirates as much as they could as they made their way from the kitchen to the main deck, but they knew that their chances of survival were slim.

Suddenly, a loud crack echoed through the air, and the ship shook violently. A bolt of lightning had struck the mast, setting it on fire. The flames spread quickly, igniting the sails and the ropes.

"Abandon ship! Abandon ship!" the captain yelled, grabbing a sword and a pistol. "Everyone, get to the lifeboats!"

The crew scrambled to the side of the ship, where a few wooden boats were waiting. They jumped into the water, hoping to reach the boats before they were swallowed by the maelstrom.

But it was too late. The maelstrom was too powerful, and it pulled the ship and the pirates into its depths. The water was dark and cold, and the pressure was crushing. The pirates screamed and gasped for air, but they soon lost consciousness.

The first officer, and the four lady pirates were among the last ones to go under. They clung to each other, hoping for a miracle. But none came.

Or so they thought.

As they were sinking deeper and deeper, they felt a strange sensation. The water around them changed color, from blue to green to purple to pink. They saw flashes of light and heard strange noises. They felt like they were being stretched and twisted, as if they were passing through a tunnel.

They were passing through a wormhole.

They didn't know it, but they had traveled through time and space, from the 18th century to the 21st century. They had left their world behind and entered a new one.

A new one that was full of surprises.

They were not alone in the wormhole. They were joined by a musclebound shark, an ancient sea turtle, a senile parrot, a rainbow-colored squid, and finally a beautiful Asian mermaid. These creatures had also been caught in the maelstrom too and had followed the pirates through the wormhole. They were curious and friendly, and they sensed that the pirates needed their help.

The shark used its teeth to cut the ropes that bound the pirates together. The sea turtle used its shell to shield them from the debris. The parrot used its wings to fan them with air. The rainbow squid used its tentacles to tickle them and make them laugh. And finally, the mermaid used her magic to heal their wounds and restore their breath.

The pirates woke up and looked around in wonder. They saw the colorful creatures and felt a bond with them. They thanked them for saving their lives and asked them their names.

The shark said his name was The Grin, and he was the strongest of all the sharks. The sea turtle said her name was Galapagos, and he was the oldest of the remaining ancient sea turtles. The parrot said his name was Greenboard, and he was an old, senile bird who was abandoned by his former pirate captain. The rainbow squid said his name was Sherbert, and his colors were bright as his personality. And the mermaid said her name was Mer-mama, and she was the daughter of the queen of the mermaids off the coast of Japan. She left her mother kingdom because she was not able to produce an heir to the throne.

The pirates introduced themselves and told them their story. They explained that they were pirates, and that they had been sailing for treasure, but they had been caught in a storm and a maelstrom at sea. They said that they didn't know where they were, or when they were.

The creatures looked at each other and nodded. They said that they knew where they were, and when they were. They said that they were in the Pacific Ocean, near the coast of California, in the year 2024. They said that they had been there before, and that they knew the way back to their own time, but the maelstrom bestowed a ghostly curse onto the crew.

They said that they would help the pirates return to their world, but they had to hurry. They said that the wormhole was unstable, and that it would close soon. They said that they had to go back the same way they came, through the maelstrom.

The pirates were shocked and scared. The sea creatures began to talk, and they didn't know if they could trust the crew, or if they could survive the journey. They didn't know if they wanted to go back to their world or stay in this one.

But they didn't have much time to think. The creatures urged them to follow them, and they did. They swam together, as fast as they could, towards the surface.

They reached the surface and saw the sky. It was bright and clear; unlike the dark and stormy sky they had left behind. They saw the sun and felt its warmth. They saw the clouds, and the birds. They saw the land, and the buildings. They saw the people, and the cars. They saw the signs, and the words.

They saw a new world.

A world that was full of wonders.

And dangers.

They heard a loud noise and turned their heads. They saw a helicopter flying above them. They saw a man, holding a camera. They saw a woman, holding a microphone. They saw a logo on the side of the helicopter.

It said local news channel 42:

They realized that they had been spotted.

They realized that they were on the news.

They realized that they were in trouble.

They looked at each other, and at the creatures. They knew what they had to do. The pirates and sea monsters quickly boarded the ancient pirate vessel and vanished right before the cameraman's eyes as some mysterious force began to cloak them from everyone's plain view.

They had to go back to their time.

They had to go back to their world.

They had to go back to the past.

They had to go back through the maelstrom.

They dove into the water and followed the creatures. They hoped that they would make it.

They hoped that they would see their world again.

They hoped that they would see their treasure again.

They hoped that they would see their adventure again.

They hoped that they would see their story.
"They hoped that they would see their world again. They hoped that they would see their treasure again. They hoped that they would see their adventure again. They hoped that they would see their story." Ah, the deep and profound hopes of these characters. Truly, Shakespeare himself would be envious of such eloquence.
 

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The salty breeze of the open sea tickled the noses of four fearless women aboard the notorious pirate ship, The Abacus. Meet Melilla, a cunning and quick-witted pirate deckhand who could outsmart anyone with her sleight of hands. Carmen, the fearless deckhand with eyes as sharp as the blade she wielded. Izzabella was the stealthy navigator who could anticipate the waves before they came crashing down. And Mackenzie, the master of disguise, who could charm even the deadliest of snakes.
As the sun set, casting a molten orange glow across the darkening sky, the four lady pirates gathered around a worn wooden table down below the deck. A flickering oil lamp illuminated the scene as a deck of cards was shuffled skillfully by Carmen. They had been battling storms and braving treacherous waters for weeks, and tonight, they sought solace and a taste of merriment in the form of a card game.
The rest of the crew members looked on anxiously, curious to see if these women could match their legendary pirate skills with their sharp wits. The air was thick with excitement as the first hand was dealt. Gold coins and trinkets glistened in the dim light, ready to be swooped up and claimed by the victor.
With every round, tension rose like the tide. The crew members' fortunes dwindled while the piles of treasures were amassed before the pirate ladies. Sweat dripped from furrowed brows, hearts raced, and pulses quickened. It was a duel of wits, strategy, and luck.
But unbeknownst to the crew, Melatilla, had a secret. Hidden beneath her flowing pirate blouse, she wore a locket that had been passed down through generations of skilled gamblers. It was said to bring both luck and misfortune, depending on the wielder's intent. Tonight, Melatilla intended to harness its powers and secure victory for her formidable crew.
As the final hand was dealt, Izzy subtly shifted her gaze towards the shimmering moon. In that split second, she noticed a massive storm cloud closing in, the captain poised for an attack. She knew their revelry was about to be shattered, but she had a plan.
Izzy slyly nudged Mackenzie, who gracefully slipped away from the table unnoticed. The crew members' focus remained fixed on their dwindling fortunes, oblivious to the impending danger. Mackenzie, now invisible, scurried above deck to warn the rest of the crew.
Back at the table, Carmen, sensing the rising panic, skillfully manipulated the players. She might have been a new crew member, but she was devoted to the safety of her comrades. With every sly grin and clever maneuver, she managed to calm the fear of losing inside their minds.
As the enemy storm closed in, the sounds of the lighting and rain grew louder and more violent. But the four pirate ladies were fueled by their unwavering bond and confidence in their poker skills. The game of cards had momentarily paused, replaced by the high-stakes game of survival.
First came the thunderous boom of a lightning strike, followed by the vicious splintering of wood and then multiples flashes of lights. The Abacus was under attack, its resilient crew members scrambling to fight off the merciless flames as they spread across the ship’s sails.
The scene below deck was a chaotic symphony of card dealing and high stakes poker. The remaining four pirate ladies played fearlessly, their pirate spirits aflame. The tables were turned, and the crew members who had once been hustled by these pirate ladies now found themselves indebted to their courage and resilience.
Through the thick haze of smoke, their eyes met. A silent understanding passed between the four pirate ladies and the remaining ship members. Their shared valor and determination would forge a shield strong enough to withstand any tempest thrown their way.
A few minutes later, as the ship’s captain yelled down below, battered and embarred crew of pirate rose quickly from their seats and followed the captains voice back out to the deck. The remaining crew members of men embarrassed by the pirate ladies in a battle of wits all reconvened back out on to the ship’s deck, where the captain debrief his men. And the remaining pirate ladies quietly remained down below unaware of the impending doom above them. Waiting for the remaining men to return down below like a fly caught in a web.
The locket around Melatilla's neck glimmered and sparkled, a testament to the victories and losses it had witnessed. But her friends knew that their true strength came from within, from the unwavering spirit that bound them together as they sailed the treacherous seas in this new adventure.
Mackenzie shouted down below the deck for her pirate lady friends to abandon ship because it was on fire and the male crew had already jumped overboard.
As the ocean floor opened up through the large, whirling swells of displaced water., illuminating their path, Melatilla, Carmen, Mackensie, and Izzy continued their journey in the water as the fiercest and most cunning pirates to have ever graced the seven seas. For the game of cards was just a glimpse into the thrilling lives they led, filled with adventure, bravery, and the unbreakable bonds of sisterhood.



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