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Yes. Cut them all off and don't look back

Arrive at car dealer that I've been loyal to for ten years. They ignore me. Eventually I approach them. They flat out tell me they didn't think I was a serious buyer. Walked across street and purchased from their competitor . Never in my life

Hard for honor in high school and this legend was like a motto; this movie is hard for something else, many say penises

Oh I felt it Brain swung full Libertarian I ideated shotgun I did cut the strip between sidewalk and road because that technically is theirs ( childhood memory includes flowers of nice lady getting ripped out of that position ) But whenever I looked at my own yard, I huffed a solid Randy...

Hear there's a push for John Cena to play Ernest

Excellent show Watched to ep7, which was all at the time Rewatching with kiddo and finished ep5. still gives me shivers

I enjoyed Tales of the Empire - recently came out.

Day two of no vape Said fuck this and drove to other side of town Arby's 2 for 6$ chicken sandwich and 4pc mozzarella and small fry Worth it

Neighbors throw huge outdoor parties Never clean up Trash everywhere. If there's trash in a yard, even 20 houses down, it nearly guaranteed originated from them They have two small dogs always outside Bark all day and night Can smell their piss on hot days Cannot open windows due to their smell...

Your achievements feel like privilege because to do them now would be near impossible due to the system in place, not skill

Playerbase is insufferable; was hands down favorite game for a good decade but I cannot anymore. If people ask me if I play, even though I have decks ready to go, I don't affirm until they're properly vetted

I've been running a weekly Legendary Encounters campaign for 16 weeks now.

When a video gets interesting then cuts to somebody making an obnoxiously unfunny reaction to it

Taco Bell breakfast crunchwrap, extra bacon, extra sauce is S Tier; I get it every time it's an option and it always hits.

Scroll with headphones on to avoid unwanted autoplays that disrespect settings Especially at work

Young me seeing mounts that had tiddies and dsl

Invited friend over to hang out and his kids to play with mine. Hours go by things are great. They beg to spend the night. Great. Order pizza, plenty of options for everybody. But the dude is like, I'll make your plate and you'll eat what I give you. Kid was like but I just want cheese, you...

He was an Indiana Jones type until he found a gem that gave him power at cost of empathy. So like, could do that, but since infinity stones were a thing that could've been a neat interpretation Also prof x brother in movie 2 Prof x sister in movie 3

Sneezing fits while teeth brushing

Juggernaut isn't a mutant, should have had an infinity stone if anything The fat kid was awful, worse in Christmas Chronicles 2 Unrelated, paused the show to go somewhere and caught this sexy expression:

Whoa, this happens to me all the time.. This chewpenis is product on Amazon

Blemish, pimples etc never seem to recover. Permanent red mark

The creative universe is so vast that retcons aren't needed. A warp storm back in time to alter the course for inclusiveness is better than nope that's how it always has been In books character has vibro blade and later they had chain blade - that was enough to raise nerd hackles, any change is...

Make snusnu Amazonian faction Show where it's a Rogue Trader each episode a hijinks with a faction of the day

Beat them like the heel they are

Rewatching X-Men '92 first time since a child. Even though I watched it religiously, there are still episodes I had missed. incredible. Rogue's butt meme is funny yet misleading. An episode that has a good butt can have bad butts later in the same episode for the same character. There was one...

Play one or two missions a week. I get a team and do well, did bugs for the first time. Took on what reminded me of a Tyranid Warrior solo and mission complete. I hoot with victory. Then teammate killed me. Bad feels man. not good

Device at work is down and boss tells me the team that fixes them are very good but are no nonsense and will deprioritize any property that doesn't do their due diligence first (I imagined Seinfeld's Soup Nazi character), so check everything first. I do so, up and down. Redirect the ticket from...

There's this one scene that Bill Murray did: Ghostly cold rushes in and he takes it in. A little thing, a good scene easily missed

Volume changer being a different remote. Comfy, having the main remote with volume remote across the room. TV fucking blaring for some gd reason.

Something about the film work. Pacing, angles, something is off and makes their use glaringly inorganic. Notice their scenes are almost exclusively void of the new characters. Creates an underpinning rift

A good deal of coworkers here are coupled. But I agree with the comments above to stop scouting coworkers. Many of them tell me stories of others being creepy / hitting on them unwantedly : I'm thinking this isn't an invitation to console them and take over where the randos couldnt but actually...

Responded today, asked what we were even doing. No response yet Two backups have been friendly but distant in the way that indicates spark unlikely Longshot backup is friendly but dismissive; downgrading their access One of the hottest coworkers called me over to sit with her during break. We...

This was one of the worst movies that I've seen in some time. Every beat happened not because of sense, but because of movie gay agenda tired lame nonsensical guest appearances indian dude never takes any of his roles seriously - although he gave me the one chuckle of the night with his...

When time she didn't reply An hour later she said overslept An hour later she asked for more time to get ready An hour later said she was still cleaning the house An hour later she posted a picture of dusty floors An hour later: Left it unanswered and instead took my kid then home from half-day...

The one who called me handsome reached out, meeting her tomorrow at her place.

I pin pillows around me when this happens. Thinner ones on either side, like a wedge