Going through the thread here:
Hoss
gets one cause he's a potato.
@Frenzied Wombat gets one, but already had one so... eh.
BoozeCube
Von Clippowicz definitely gets one so no one gets hugged.
@stupidmonkey gets one cause he replied here, not a smart move there bro. Perhaps unsurprisingly
pharmakos
gets one for breaking the rule on self nominations. We could have an asshat vagina! Some sort of horror chimaera undreamt of by modern science!
We really need to look through last year's nomination and voting threads for more names to add here people...
PS: Also everyone remember: Vote
@Foler early and often. Don't let his inevitable reverse psychology gimmicks work on you. Again. For the third time.