I'd recommend prune juice, plenty of fluid, eat soup and have a prostate exam. You old, old manTaking a dump on the clock. I never poop anymore unless I'm being paid for my time. Monday dumps are especially satisfying - that puppy's been brewing since at least Thurs (I'm off Fri-Sun) Luckily the only stall has power-dumping handles.
http://www.workpoop.com/I too am a connoisseur of the work time poop. I figured it out once, given one poop a day at 5 minutes each, 5 days a week, 48 weeks a year (I get 4 weeks paid leave) equals 1200 minutes, or 20 hours, or half a working week's pay just sitting on the shitter. Good times.
"Only a fool shits on his own time." The greatest wisdom I ever got from my grandfather when I was young.Taking a dump on the clock. I never poop anymore unless I'm being paid for my time. Monday dumps are especially satisfying - that puppy's been brewing since at least Thurs (I'm off Fri-Sun) Luckily the only stall has power-dumping handles.
No, this rustles your jimmies.Realizing there's no toilet paper before taking a shit.
On a similar note, drinking an ice cold glass of pineapple juice right after sex is incredible.Taking a piss after sex/jerking off. Feels good man.