Clerks III

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Harshaw

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Title: Clerks III

Tagline: They're too old for this shift.

Genre: Comedy

Director: Kevin Smith

Cast: Jeff Anderson, Brian O'Halloran, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Rosario Dawson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Trevor Fehrman, Jennifer Schwalbach Smith, Austin Zajur, Scott Schiaffo

Plot: After narrowly surviving a massive heart attack, Randal enlists his old friend Dante to help him make a movie immortalizing their youthful days at the little convenience store that started it all.
 
Harshaw

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I'm so fucking sick of self-aware self-referential bullshit, camera winks and meta humor.
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At least the Clerks movies have been Smiths best movies. This seems more like an actual end to the universe finally.
 
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Arbitrary

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I hope Smith included a scene where Randall cuts a deal with Harvey Weinstein for distribution of his film.
 
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Animosity

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This looks awful. I was a big Smith fan for a long time. But his last few movies have been so awful. This one is just literal references to his whole life and jokes made about him.
 
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Drinsic

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yeah but did you guys see that part of the trailer where Jay said the HUGE BLUNT needed MORE WEED? LMAO


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Sterling

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Clerks 2 was the last really good Kevin Smith movie. Zach and Miri make a porno was the last decent one.
 
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Kriptini

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This doesn't look good, man. The original Clerks was good because it was so witty and dry. This is the complete opposite.
 
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Wombat

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Early 20s me borderline loved Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, more because it was taking shots at other movies - the Good Will Hunting 2 scene is probably the best thing Smith has done in his career, and that is utterly not witty or dry.

I literally forgot Jay and Silent Bob Reboot existed, much less that I had seen it, since it was that bad. Smith doesn't even have any of his own nostalgia left to mine, and if the high point is meta-commentary about Clerks' absurdly bad alternate ending, this is going to be a rough time.
 
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BoozeCube

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Kevin Smith got luck once and has been riding that gravy train of free cash ever since. Just like Adam Sandler and shit I don't blame him at all. If any of you guys were offered a metric shit ton of cash to make a garbage dogshit movie you would do it in an instant.
 
Chukzombi

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the Clerks/Jay & Silent Bob stuff had a good run, but it ended 15 years ago. 15 years ago when you could still have edgy comedy. Clerks 2 could never be made today. Clerks 3 will be a pale imitation of this dead franchise.
 
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Animosity

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Chukzombi said:
the Clerks/Jay & Silent Bob stuff had a good run, but it ended 15 years ago. 15 years ago when you could still have edgy comedy. Clerks 2 could never be made today. Clerks 3 will be a pale imitation of this dead franchise.
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Jay and Silent Bob Rebooted is definitely a prime example of simp boy Kev.
 
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Chukzombi

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Jay and Silent Bob Rebooted is definitely a prime example of simp boy Kev.
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its his last gasp at relevancy. if this doesnt hit, then he's done. which isnt terrible, he had his time like everyone else.

imagine this scene today being allowed in a film.

never happen
 
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