Recent content by Arbitrary

At least this time we're starting with a property that's already pretty gay.

Lizard. Proper names are for warm bloods.

I know a nerd or two that will buy the hardcover. I will borrow theirs when they are done. It will not be the first time.

It typically makes more sense to buy the illusion items from someone directly than open crates hunting for them.

and then Cody Rhodes doesn't even get a Guile action figure. It's John Cena. I assume there will be other tie-in merchandise with proper film branding but it was weird to see.

Saw these at Walmart I'm so confused.

Maybe anime rules are in play? She's actually an evil four-hundred year old man.

Episode 1 was alright! Relative to this show!

Saturation diving is completely insane.

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Bake a cake celebrating my castration or I'll sue.

Hey. That's not free. You owe Daybreak 14.95.

There's an episode of Buffy, a Valentine's Day Special I think, where Zander uses magic to make a girl love him and it backfires. Instead every other woman but her is infatuated with him. Infatuation turns to weird turns to violent pretty quick. IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU NO ONE CAN kinda shit. I'm...

The way to go for something like this is for it to be ridiculous but never have the characters wink or nod at the camera. It makes sense for them and they're taking it all very seriously. You get too meta and self-referential it all falls apart. Those story-telling devices are played out anyway.