Recent content by Arbitrary

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    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    He-Man is complicated. There's one set of licenses for the toys and another for the 80s show. edit - it looks like that is no longer the case
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    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    The last cartoon they did a couple of years ago was a bait and switch. Teela's the main character with your standard "you were awesome this whole time" character non-arc complete with lecturing errrrrbody.
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    Ice Cream Man (2026)

    The Terrifier films were unnrated and shown in regular movie theaters right? That's all I'm seeing here. Extra violent gore porn.
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    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    After seeing all the exact one for one re-releases of toy lines for 80s cartoons on shelves I think manchild marketing is a thing.
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    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    I've seen enough Masters of the Universe toys in Walmart's clearance section to know this was probably not going to work out. Some of them were weird shit like along with 1 for 1 nostalgia bait reissues and they all ended up in the bargain bin eventually.
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    The Video Thread

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    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    Someone gave this the green light for the tune of 170 million dollars plus advertising? Goddamn.
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    Escape from New York

    You don't have to do a remake or a sequel at all. Go the Mad Max direction and tell a story about the character of Snake Pliskin in that setting.
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    Escape from New York

    Should get at one really good looking music video at least.
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    Escape from New York

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    EQ TLP(s) 2026 Part 1: PvP or go cuddle your mother

    You can make quick progress in a mediocre camp with a non-meta comp allowing you to just enjoy playing the game. It's really nice.
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    Path of Exile 2

    My complaints about the campaign are very much centered around the act one and act two during league start. Later on when you can just fill up on rares or leveling uniques from level two onward it's a completely different animal.
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    Path of Exile 2

    I don't understand why they launched with a gigantic passive skill tree but then have most nodes be increased damage or five to a stat. Also life doesn't exist but ES does.
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    Obsession (2026)

    Ebert didn't like it. Thumbs down.
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    Rick and Morty

    If the season continues trying to tell stories instead of doing a bunch of lol so random garbo it's going to be a good season.