Recent content by Chesire_sl

waiting 2 minutes for a fucking amazon page to load so i can buy something if it takes too long I will forget what I wanted and buy some other stupid shit

find a room for rent perhaps ?

never heard of it , then again in 76 dad was stationed in europe and one could buy booze , smokes and fireworks for cheap without being 18 LOL

logan's run silent green planet of the apes blade runner

2 bathrooms 2 teenagers and wife at home pissing off the back porch = tickled win

pizza store was closing due to bad management , so we spent the last day taking orders and not making them or delivering . next day the out of business sign went up spent the day on the porch watching pissed off customers pull in the parking lot and give the building the finger

when you don't shave for a couple days and start getting the senior discount

got that right a few months ago my buddy hit a car changing lanes , they had to cut him and the bike out of the wreckage , one little twist of the throttle and you can be going well over a hundred and not know it

wife bitch binge plays ESO and is to tired to drive to work , wtf goto bed did' you learn anything from playing EQ WOW LOL jesus goto fucking bed and sleep

You say fuck it this game sucks and stop playing as opposed to going on a mountain dew binge and grimly playing until you beat it no matter how shitty it is

Instead of admiring your thriftiness , people snicker at your vintage pan tech breeze flip phone

that sounds pretty awesome too bad assachusets is a 2000 mile drive one way , which is not so bad compared with having to go to the inlaws in assachusets

there are a shit ton of closed military bases that might be good drone depot's ya know the ones taxpayers spent billions on constructing so amazon can rent them out for 3 bucks a year

she's getting glossy pics of the grand kids even the furry ones , she loves that family wall picture shit . pity the old man having to hand make frames for pictures of 3 kids 2 dogs and 5 cats lol

dunno if it will help or not yet google up wes pence and read all his shit on the afterlife and what to expect