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waiting 2 minutes for a fucking amazon page to load so i can buy something if it takes too long I will forget what I wanted and buy some other stupid shit

find a room for rent perhaps ?

never heard of it , then again in 76 dad was stationed in europe and one could buy booze , smokes and fireworks for cheap without being 18 LOL

logan's run silent green planet of the apes blade runner

2 bathrooms 2 teenagers and wife at home pissing off the back porch = tickled win

pizza store was closing due to bad management , so we spent the last day taking orders and not making them or delivering . next day the out of business sign went up spent the day on the porch watching pissed off customers pull in the parking lot and give the building the finger

when you don't shave for a couple days and start getting the senior discount

got that right a few months ago my buddy hit a car changing lanes , they had to cut him and the bike out of the wreckage , one little twist of the throttle and you can be going well over a hundred and not know it

wife bitch binge plays ESO and is to tired to drive to work , wtf goto bed did' you learn anything from playing EQ WOW LOL jesus goto fucking bed and sleep

You say fuck it this game sucks and stop playing as opposed to going on a mountain dew binge and grimly playing until you beat it no matter how shitty it is

Instead of admiring your thriftiness , people snicker at your vintage pan tech breeze flip phone

that sounds pretty awesome too bad assachusets is a 2000 mile drive one way , which is not so bad compared with having to go to the inlaws in assachusets

there are a shit ton of closed military bases that might be good drone depot's ya know the ones taxpayers spent billions on constructing so amazon can rent them out for 3 bucks a year

she's getting glossy pics of the grand kids even the furry ones , she loves that family wall picture shit . pity the old man having to hand make frames for pictures of 3 kids 2 dogs and 5 cats lol

dunno if it will help or not yet google up wes pence and read all his shit on the afterlife and what to expect

redbox rental for me

20 to 26 year olds the word for them is cannon fodder

fuck me every time i go for fast food its $30 + for 4 people , i would take the free meal and drive off the people behind me usually some assholes in an escalade can pay for their own shit

can't find a decent free to play mmo game for a mac

fort polk skeeters so big you damn near need a shoulder fired missile to take one down fuck that place

when it dawns on you star wars is really old now and you saw it in the theatre

catch 17 year old son watching porn on xbox cut off all internet access for him. refuse to tell story of when someone pcsed from a apartment building and left behind boxes and boxes of porn mags . me and friend sold them all for 5 bucks a piece , they went faster than free beer at a biker bar ...

when a johnny cash song comes on and the radio gets louder and you don't recall turning up the volume . when you bought baldurs gate 1 and 2 enhanced edition and loved them when you ocd check the beam dog site to see if there is a release date for siege of dragonspear yet

jelly no trader joes out here in the wasteland that surrounds fort sill

when you remember that any drop down menu concerning countries the USA was always on top , fuck that scrolling all the way down shit when you enter year of birth and didn't have to scroll way the fuck down the menu to find it when you do the math and realize it is cheaper to have some...

asbestos anywhere in the property ?

79 to 82 watched all the episodes on the only cable channel we got in the boondocks of maine , was excellent times

Star Blazers intro (english) - YouTube

check the trunk of her car you will find it all crammed in there i bet women put weird shit in the trunk for some reason

cats i hear a thump thump on the ac unit around 2 am . it is hot sticky and castle doctrine trying to jack my AC when i am home would be some crackhead's last bad decision i go outside and two of our cats had jumped off the roof onto it wtf cats stay inside where it is cool

you remember godzilla as awesome and your son tells you it is just some sweaty bored actor in a rubber suit

yukon jack and a red hawk will do the trick when i get so old i can't find my viagra ) thats after a worldwide age of consent tour on credit cards i will never have to worry about )

you start wondering what the fuck old is now when you start hitting milestones like age 50

have to show ID to buy smokes at dollar ghetto forgot it at home wtf you dreadlocked cunt stain give me a hassle and if someone comes in and robs your nappy headed ho ass, I will refrain from shooting them you on your own bitch

when i play postal 2 i only shoot the white people , black people i set on fire

games that ask me several times if i want to quit playing wtf is that shit

when you skip shaving for two days to get the seniors discount at goodwill without asking

just comfort yourself with the idea that almost all of the public employee pension money is under the control of people who are too big to jail if they steal it all and they will )

fuck no , i vote straight up slimy asshole or cunt , the more dirty they are the better put enough of them in office and shit will happen i suspect

when you tell a vintage star trek quip and the only people that get it are retired