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When snackers eat your treats When child snacks before dinner and doesn't eat leftovers and wants food when it's wind down time When stylus break inside

Stepped in gum

Boss is cool as hell with breaks and time off. Doesn't care if we're high, etc. As long as we get our work done etc. Well coworker had come in an hour late and left 2-3 hours early for three months now, outright taking 3,4,5 days off each month in addition to scheduled days off. After he came...

lol, I look nothing like Mark Rosewater

They want Chicken Minis, but it's Sunday Next day, walk dog. It comes in, jumps on bed and pisses. No laundry detergent?! After store and starting laundry - day of laundry now instead of beach - head to chicken filet - construction but arrive 10:27 still time for breakfast, parking and...

You jest but these are guilty pleasure Also, unfortunately this is fail in flavor:

Arrive at beach and seemingly out of nowhere there's this giant wart on my stomach. Choices are to cover with bandaid or remove then not swim for 1-4 weeks

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Today had someone contact me to see if I was ok; apparently the ex wife was arrested for setting fire to a house while people were in it... (identities weren't given so they were seeing if it was me and mine) jeebus

New hire keeps turning off the power to my mouse

Using this image for a surprise unlockable dragon battle in tomorrow's session

Watch it Near flawless

Taste like burnt imitation corn chips plus fruity pebbles Taste: 3/10 Heat: 4/10

They have good sauce

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