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When snackers eat your treats When child snacks before dinner and doesn't eat leftovers and wants food when it's wind down time When stylus break inside

Stepped in gum

Boss is cool as hell with breaks and time off. Doesn't care if we're high, etc. As long as we get our work done etc. Well coworker had come in an hour late and left 2-3 hours early for three months now, outright taking 3,4,5 days off each month in addition to scheduled days off. After he came...

lol, I look nothing like Mark Rosewater

They want Chicken Minis, but it's Sunday Next day, walk dog. It comes in, jumps on bed and pisses. No laundry detergent?! After store and starting laundry - day of laundry now instead of beach - head to chicken filet - construction but arrive 10:27 still time for breakfast, parking and...

You jest but these are guilty pleasure Also, unfortunately this is fail in flavor:

Arrive at beach and seemingly out of nowhere there's this giant wart on my stomach. Choices are to cover with bandaid or remove then not swim for 1-4 weeks

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Today had someone contact me to see if I was ok; apparently the ex wife was arrested for setting fire to a house while people were in it... (identities weren't given so they were seeing if it was me and mine) jeebus

New hire keeps turning off the power to my mouse

Using this image for a surprise unlockable dragon battle in tomorrow's session

Watch it Near flawless

Taste like burnt imitation corn chips plus fruity pebbles Taste: 3/10 Heat: 4/10

They have good sauce

Toss coupons for this reason also

Any science on these?

These are ass tier unfortunately

Only thing good about She-Hulk was introducing this concept.

Yes. Cut them all off and don't look back

Arrive at car dealer that I've been loyal to for ten years. They ignore me. Eventually I approach them. They flat out tell me they didn't think I was a serious buyer. Walked across street and purchased from their competitor . Never in my life

Hard for honor in high school and this legend was like a motto; this movie is hard for something else, many say penises

Oh I felt it Brain swung full Libertarian I ideated shotgun I did cut the strip between sidewalk and road because that technically is theirs ( childhood memory includes flowers of nice lady getting ripped out of that position ) But whenever I looked at my own yard, I huffed a solid Randy...

Hear there's a push for John Cena to play Ernest

Excellent show Watched to ep7, which was all at the time Rewatching with kiddo and finished ep5. still gives me shivers

I enjoyed Tales of the Empire - recently came out.

Day two of no vape Said fuck this and drove to other side of town Arby's 2 for 6$ chicken sandwich and 4pc mozzarella and small fry Worth it

Neighbors throw huge outdoor parties Never clean up Trash everywhere. If there's trash in a yard, even 20 houses down, it nearly guaranteed originated from them They have two small dogs always outside Bark all day and night Can smell their piss on hot days Cannot open windows due to their smell...

Your achievements feel like privilege because to do them now would be near impossible due to the system in place, not skill

Playerbase is insufferable; was hands down favorite game for a good decade but I cannot anymore. If people ask me if I play, even though I have decks ready to go, I don't affirm until they're properly vetted

I've been running a weekly Legendary Encounters campaign for 16 weeks now.

When a video gets interesting then cuts to somebody making an obnoxiously unfunny reaction to it

Taco Bell breakfast crunchwrap, extra bacon, extra sauce is S Tier; I get it every time it's an option and it always hits.

Scroll with headphones on to avoid unwanted autoplays that disrespect settings Especially at work

Young me seeing mounts that had tiddies and dsl

Invited friend over to hang out and his kids to play with mine. Hours go by things are great. They beg to spend the night. Great. Order pizza, plenty of options for everybody. But the dude is like, I'll make your plate and you'll eat what I give you. Kid was like but I just want cheese, you...

He was an Indiana Jones type until he found a gem that gave him power at cost of empathy. So like, could do that, but since infinity stones were a thing that could've been a neat interpretation Also prof x brother in movie 2 Prof x sister in movie 3

Sneezing fits while teeth brushing

Juggernaut isn't a mutant, should have had an infinity stone if anything The fat kid was awful, worse in Christmas Chronicles 2 Unrelated, paused the show to go somewhere and caught this sexy expression: