Recent content by Hoss

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    You know you're getting old when.....

    BACK TO BACK TWO LIMITED MILITARY POLICE ACTIONS.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    There's a whole pocket with nothing but werther's originals. Oh and another pocket with loose 38 special +P+ ammo.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I was going to say it's like a cargo vest. I too am interested in this wizardry.
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    Mugshawtys

    Monkey girl doesn't need to be fixed. I can break her.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    I can't remember the years, but I paid 5k for for a 50" TV when they were new. Over a decade later the TV died. I went to a TV repair shop and got a bigger one a few years newer for like $100.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Automated tech support voices would probably be more trustworthy and useful if they were male. The xfinity automated system will hang up on you if you call it a cunt too many times.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    I don't hate the bengals or anything, but I hope he does go back and play in college for the lulz.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    When your pussy stank but your friends are afraid to tell you directly.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Well, when grok becomes sentient and starts wiping all you losers out, I will be willing to pay the daddy tax.
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    The D&D thread

    I like the last one best. Somehow he still looks wolfy even with the hairless chest. I'll see how it looks when it's shrunk and pasted on the character sheet.
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    Wednesday

    How could you tell? The first simpson's episodes were butchered right off the bat. Sure they were slightly better than what aired on the Ullman show, but that's a really low bar.
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    RL Picture Thread

    Then you'll have to wait and see if any of them grow up to be lawyers.
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    The D&D thread

    You know, you said you were still tweaking on it and never posted a followup, so I didn't look too hard at them. I was hoping for a hybrid werewolf wearing the black dragon mask. Since I never commented on them I will now. I prefer the ones without the sword. The last one is the best. I'll...
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    The D&D thread

    I've been looking for a pic for him for years now. Fuck it, I guess I should just use that mugshot.
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    The D&D thread

    My bard is named Daniel Tiberius Sharp because of this story.