Recent content by Hoss

Do they have to wear lipstick to get the blowjob?

That's gayer than cum in a moustache.

I know TT is tabletop, but what does P&P mean? My mind keeps telling me it's plug and play.

20 bucks is 20 bucks even for a miscer.

The walls are padded so they don't echo.

where do you find them?

DON'T YELL AT ME! Wait, yell at me again, I think it's helping.

And here I thought fences with "Posted" and "No Trespassing" signs covered that kinda thing. Fair enough. Next time it comes up, I'll immediately sue the people who ran into the rebar for illegally putting up a hidden trap on my property. First one to sue has the advantage, right?

Man, I'm not up to date on legal definitions of traps, but I'd be hard pressed to believe something that doesn't move could be considered one. Traps usually have triggers and a spring that causes other things to happen. Maybe you could say a punji stake pit covered by a tarp is still a trap...

Caption this picture: "I need a baby seal"

On my own property? I guess not. But if you mean on public property like in the original rustle, I wasn't exactly suggesting he write his name on the stakes.

Holy shit that looks just like Megan Fox. You know, if she was from Ohio or something.

20 inches? Was it in 24 inch tall grass? How the fuck could someone miss that? I'll tell ya what, there is one thing I regret about when we did that. I didn't put up a camera.

Yeah but that's done with marker. That's why I said she didn't have the guts to carve it in.