Recent content by Hoss

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Spoken like someone who's never bought lumber. The biggest idiots are the ones who drag it all out to the parking lot and don't use the loading area.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yet another retarded take by aldarion. It's safer to back in than to back out. You have a better field of view. The absolute best is to pull through though. The fact that everyone else pulls in forward and backs out is a stupid argument because people are morons. As long as it's not...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So the indians who stole his password can use it, obviously.
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    Chad Powers

    I do not remember her from american pie at all. Was she the quirky friend of the popular girl?
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    Chad Powers

    Oh you mean the show where donna from that 70's show gets naked? Hmm, can't remember what made me watch that. Are you sure they were all fat ugly dykes? Also, TBH, natasha lyonne is pretty awesome and that was where I first saw her.
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    Chad Powers

    Weren't they talking about a dude this year who was drafted and didn't want to play for the team and threatened to go back to college? If memory serves, it would require a legal challenge but the barstool lawyers felt it was a slam dunk case that the NCAA might not even bother to fight...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Yes, I went from having no idea this guy existed to being pissed the cowboys won't get him in a matter of 5 minutes. But maybe that's just gamesmanship. Jerry does have a few extra draft picks burning a hole in his pocket. BTW, why was this even a story if he doesn't want to leave and the...
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    Izo's Hula Hoop Tribute Thread or IHHTT for short

    I think we have enough data to say dudes aren't interesting when they hula hoop. Even the fat chick was better than the last 2.
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    What tickles your pickle

    lol I've had mine since I was a teenager. I mainly only see them when someone reminds me they're there. So thanks.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    On behalf of my fellow cowboys fans, I disagree. Back in the McCarthy days, it was comforting to know we didn't have the dumbest coach in the nfl. I hope dabol has blackmail on the owners and remains coach until he dies.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Who? Is there (or was there) a football player named Muscle Hamster? I aint googling that shit.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    You only flash fry small pieces of meat. The outside will be crispy and the inside will still be pretty raw.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    No. You slow cook ribs. If you're cooking an entire pig at once you also slow cook that. So you would definitely want to slow cook a human if you intended to eat it.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    They get traded to cleveland if they don't perform. I would like to say for the record, the redskins suck and can get fucked. Also, I'm quite annoyed shotty didn't let aubry try that 70+ yard FG at the end.