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    What tickles your pickle

    Our dogs fight over them once they're caught. I think she just wants to play. We used to have a greater pyranees who caught rabbits regularly and ate them. We'd find the hind end sometimes. No telling how many she just ate all of without us seeing it. Also no telling how the fuck she caught...
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    What tickles your pickle

    The squirrels like sunflower seeds.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Ours attract squirrels. Our dogs really like the squirrels. One in particular. She's only caught a few but it's fun to watch the hunt.
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    Dating

    I used E harmoney when I was dating back in 2010. It was like $10 a month maybe. I got more pussy off of it than all the free dating sites I tried combined. But with the free sites, I talked to more women. But damn. At those rates, you might as well use a one on one match maker. I'm not...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My jimmies are rustled that feet are expressed as a fucking fraction of a meter. I don't even give a fuck that there's a difference between US and International. All of my fucks were officially given to the meter part of that bullshit. Meters should be defined as a number of feet. Besides...
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    You're forgetting about the scenario when one team has the game firmly in control, a kicker with a big leg, and a coach with big balls.
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    Land chads, when will they lern?

    I think this proves he's not properly autistic. If he was, he'd have done the link correctly and deleted the page reference. Wait, can you be autistic and stupid? Maybe that's what he is. https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/the-news-that-makes-you-go-wtf.13588/post-4749897
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    Land chads, when will they lern?

    you can do it the autistic way. Click on the replies for each thread and count them yourself.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    She cried herself skinny? So that was all just water retention in the first 2 photos? I hope dem titties didn't get drained too.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    lol no dumbass. For sending Jim Breuer out when they expected burrow. I assume he got up there and did a quick set with kelce. Couldn't hear the announcement, I assume it sounded like jjjj brrrrrrrrr
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I have a work computer thats really old. 5-10 years I'm guessing. I put in for a replacement a few months back and got one quick. It was one we had in stock. I swapped over to the new computer and spent a couple weeks fighting with crashes. Turned out the most important program I run was...
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    What tickles your pickle

    I do it nearly every day. For about 5 minutes before I start looking for it.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    you've never seen eskimo hookers.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    At least babies wouldn't be a problem. From her perspective I would finish by sucking the cum back up into my dick. Or no ... wait I would start with that, followed by 2.5 minutes of furious pumping. out and in out and in.
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    XFL

    Damn. Why was he trying? Did their kicker get hurt, or is it a special rule of the xfl that you can randomly pick a player to kick a fg for more than 3 points? That would be a sweet fucking rule actually. The extra points should be based on the player's weight.