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    NVidia GeForce RTX 50x0 cards - 70% performance increase, but AI > you

    But that's twenty numbers worser
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    Marathon - Bungie Extraction Shooter

    Needs more moderner game design, add a crafting system, mining, and an armor repair skill tree and force the player to take thirty second breaks from the actual gameplay to play a rhythm game to repair their gear.
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    Marathon - Bungie Extraction Shooter

    Some dude has 4000 billed hours modelling fuzz on a female character's mole
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Kids can't even get into advanced reading programs anymore because it would hurt the dumb kids' feelings.
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    Marathon - Bungie Extraction Shooter

    If only they had had 1600 people working on Marathon
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    Kickstarters

    Red flags for the Cyberpunk TCG continue rising even after the campaign is over. Guy they just hired as new lead designer is a psychotic Marxist. We were friends 20 years ago so I got to have a front row seat to his slow, and then rapid, spiral
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    Everquest 3 - 2028?

    If I had one shot to pitch an MMO sequel to investors I would completely waste it by just going "Meridian 69 Duuuuuudes!"
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Need President Trump to truth an Instagram reel saying "Sup fam we got some illegal aliens up in this shit fo rizzo"
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Sounds like you need a 24 year old female college grad with a jira board scheduling twice daily meetings. To track token usage, but also to reduce productivity by trapping you in endless meetings so that you use fewer tokens
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    Marathon - Bungie Extraction Shooter

    Coming for DayZ's throne boys!
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    Warhammer 40k

    Can't tell if AI or if the Brits have just forgotten how you shoot gun
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    Guild Wars 2

    The final episode had the main characters die and tell the fox "It's okay, you'll find new friends." Fucked me up as a kid!
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    Guild Wars 2

    Hey, an MMO other than Riot's to look forward to.
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    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    Time to go to the Alamo with my shirt off
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    Destiny 2 - Clan Link 1st Post

    Bungie Devs who are afraid of guns
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