Recent content by Kuro

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    World of Warcraft: Forever

    I'm going warlock because it won a level 30 PVP tournament
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    World of Warcraft: Forever

    Gotta min max by taking your shower Wednesday morning
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Living in the Midwest is terrible for weight loss motivation. Every time you feel like a bloated ham you see some 4'8" 600 pound lady waddling across the room shifting like plate tectonics and your brain goes "See, you're fine"
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We have a couple hundred arm-crusher-9000 machines connected to the network, including routing (cutting) machines that assign themselves an internal IP that you can only see in their bespoke app but are technically still on the network and if you try to connect to their IP they turn on and chop...
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    Mass Effect 4(Untitled)

    I can never find it, but my favorite clip from Mass Effect Andromeda launch was some guy stopping and insisting to his viewers that the game isn't woke, and in the background audio an NPC starts lecturing other NPCs nearby on using xir correct pronouns.
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    Miniature Painting

    I can't decide whether this inspirational or demoralizing
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    Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea

    They could combine the worlds
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    DNS server down this morning, and of course salespeople came in on a Saturday when they're not supposed to be here so they're all panicking that they can't reach the file server. Dragged my sick ass out of bed to drive down here and get it fixed. EDIT: Took a while but figured out the Virtual...
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    Mass Effect 4(Untitled)

    Bioware missed the QuickTime event input and thought they'd be fine
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    Mass Effect 4(Untitled)

    SWTOR got passed off to a separate life support company a year or two ago
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    Mass Effect 4(Untitled)

    I remember my friend moving across country and working his butt off to get a job at his dream company, Bioware. Only to discover it was a hollow shell and all the people who had made the games that got him into Dev were gone. Got stuck on Star Wars the Old Republic life support for a few...
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Looks like I am IT Director for the next 90 days just without the pay or title. For my first act of cruel tyranny, I will force everyone over 60 to use New Outlook
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    World of Warcraft: Forever

    The videos of the warrior dueling mages while wearing frost and fire resistant all over are funny shit
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    World of Warcraft: Forever

    Sodapoppin wins, reveals the last two months of streaming have all been psychological warfare
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    World of Warcraft: Forever

    Need to buff the honor gain for killing people at 30+ levels lower than you.