Recent content by TheRealMikey

Man admits to duping women into sex for porn 'rehearsals' This guy. He tried, and he almost got away with it. Closed the deal dozens of times. Bravo. Bravo.

Made this myself.

Mary Catherine Elizabeth Thomas. "Kidnapped" two weeks ago in my state, TN, by her 50 year old teacher. She's 15. Lots of evidence that she was into him, so she likely went willingly. I'm not interested so much in why or where...but how do you think this'll end? I forsee them getting caught...

Thanks for the tip. No Wells Fargos in my area, but I'll get it managed. Heheh. Stickin' it to the man is WELL worth it.

Wasn't as bad as I thought. I was imgining it going a VERY different and worse way. Not as good as CakeFarts tho. I laugh my GD ass off at this shit every time.

Today is a good day on Instagram.

Armor Class, and justification? I say 23...bc distraction bonus.

The plant I've managed construction on for 4 years is now operational and has TWO of these from Germany. Very badass, but loud as dammit.

LAST Christmas....indeed. LOL

Yeah...because smashing puss and leaving a girl walking funny NEVER leads to her telling her friends, and they NEVER want to find out if the D is possibly that good. Literally, this has NEVER happened to me at least a dozen times. LOL

Not enough information given to be accurately helpful, but I'll try. A) How old are you? I'm assuming by the posts you've made and the initial query that you are 12. But, it's likely you're in the USA, so you're at least 16. B) Since it's a restaurant, it really doesn't matter if you get fired...

Made it myself. Hehe. (not the toys, just the caption)

He made a ranger, that at level 12 was making like 5 attacks per turn, crit on 17+, pluses to hit were like +15, Damage also. It sounded something like, "Ok with my first attack I hit AC 28. Did that hit? Ok. That's 42 damage. Second attack...." etc. And also his AC was like 30. It was stupid...

I'd fuck 'em all...but I'd fuck # 5 TWICE! Oblig: