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Man admits to duping women into sex for porn 'rehearsals' This guy. He tried, and he almost got away with it. Closed the deal dozens of times. Bravo. Bravo.

Made this myself.

Mary Catherine Elizabeth Thomas. "Kidnapped" two weeks ago in my state, TN, by her 50 year old teacher. She's 15. Lots of evidence that she was into him, so she likely went willingly. I'm not interested so much in why or where...but how do you think this'll end? I forsee them getting caught...

Thanks for the tip. No Wells Fargos in my area, but I'll get it managed. Heheh. Stickin' it to the man is WELL worth it.

Wasn't as bad as I thought. I was imgining it going a VERY different and worse way. Not as good as CakeFarts tho. I laugh my GD ass off at this shit every time.

Today is a good day on Instagram.

Armor Class, and justification? I say 23...bc distraction bonus.

The plant I've managed construction on for 4 years is now operational and has TWO of these from Germany. Very badass, but loud as dammit.

LAST Christmas....indeed. LOL

Yeah...because smashing puss and leaving a girl walking funny NEVER leads to her telling her friends, and they NEVER want to find out if the D is possibly that good. Literally, this has NEVER happened to me at least a dozen times. LOL

Not enough information given to be accurately helpful, but I'll try. A) How old are you? I'm assuming by the posts you've made and the initial query that you are 12. But, it's likely you're in the USA, so you're at least 16. B) Since it's a restaurant, it really doesn't matter if you get fired...

Made it myself. Hehe. (not the toys, just the caption)

He made a ranger, that at level 12 was making like 5 attacks per turn, crit on 17+, pluses to hit were like +15, Damage also. It sounded something like, "Ok with my first attack I hit AC 28. Did that hit? Ok. That's 42 damage. Second attack...." etc. And also his AC was like 30. It was stupid...

I'd fuck 'em all...but I'd fuck # 5 TWICE! Oblig:

I would be considered the ultimate Casual Gamer. I may have been on 5 raids ever. And chasing the most over here really isn't my gold. If I can solo 75% of the content, then I am fairly happy.

I've been away from the game for about 8 years. Picking it back up as my son wants to play. I'll be basically ground zero. I have friends who play horde, and I can get the legion 100 bump. I'm sorta interested in playing a Monk, but don't want to gimp myself....so couple questions for the...

When I was a CT in the Navy, part of my duty at my first duty station was creating letters to send home when sailors died. One of them on a weekend trip, fell IN Vesuvius. Yes, he was drunk. This is beyond stupid. IF you're on the edge of an active volcano, and you fall in...that's Darwinism in...

So....Min/Maxing, Power gaming, Munchkin player wrecked our 3.5 game. SO, we switched to 5e, which I've never played before. Three games in and I'm SOLD. Such a good and balanced and simpler system. This feels like old school D&D. Love it.

Why hasn't someone rule 34'd his woman?

Proof of different tastes. I really don't find either of those two starlets hot. Not even a little. Sure, I'd fuck 'em, but I wouldn't go out of my way to pick them up. Most places I go have hotter chicks, again, IMO. But, I prefer pornstar hot. I'd rather have a 10 body with a 5 face as opposed...

Vanessa, Not sure if this has been covered yet, but, Spit or Swallow?

She's 21. He's 17. Age of consent in Commiefornia was 18 when I lived there. I wonder if she'll get jail time? LOL. But, good on him. She's a stunner.

Exhibit A: The cleaning girl. Sorry, no videos or pictures of the event were made. Honestly, my mental facilities left me about the time the door locked. She's 21, I'm 42. I felt really dirty...but in a good way.

Gatlinburg is 2 hours north of me. We've gone there at least every other year for most of my life. I'm still hopeful to hear that Star Cars wasn't damaged. LOTS of famous movie and TV cars are there. Some replicas (Like the Batmobile 66, and the General Lee) But some originals that there are no...

Getting called into work on a Saturday because of an emergency only to find that the cleaning crew also works Saturdays. Have the first opportunity to bang the hot young cleaning gal on my desk. Greatest day of my life.

Fedor, I've always liked your post. Never cared about all the "Dicks" you poste. Never offended me. But now...you've found the ONE chick I never wanted to see naked, and I'm forever unclean. Shame. Shame. Shame. I'd rather watch someone rape the corpse of Mother Theresa with a broom. EDIT: Not...

Ratings are dropping sir. What should we do? Commence operation, "Shemale Porn"

$50 says this was our friends over at 4Chan getting fed up with being misassociated with skinheads and neo nazi's by misnaming the "alt Right". LOL

So....last night on Thanksgiving, CNN aired 1/2 hour of Tranny porn instead of some show called "Parts Unknown". Think this was a mistake, or employee Rick Roll? CNN accidentally airs transsexual porn on Thanksgiving | New York Post

Rate on Crazy scale: 1 to Bananna...

Get your ass back to school.

I don't think in 41 years I've seen a perfect ass...until now. ALSO, Oblig:

I have to bid my job out this month, and a competitor is bidding against me. I have to gamble whether or not to lower my rate to $150k to ensure keeping the contract, or stay at $160 and hope they don't know my rate, or raise to $170 and hope they're WAY out of touch. Sigh.

Han Solo makes Catwoman's Nipple's hard. This pic is a good omen that this weekend is going to rock!

I'm kinda sad, because I just realized that of the Political posts in here...almost none are F, S, or R....

Can we do Octoberfest again? I didn't have enough fun this year.

Without a doubt, dumbest tattoo I've ever seen. I've seen a lot of really dumb ones, but this? Totally steals the cake. If I were the artist, I'd have misspelled something on purpose. Probably President.

Gunnar, IF you get around to having sex with a tranny, how do you see that playing out? You just gonna bang her ass and let her blow you, or you gonna full on reciprocate by delivering a BJ yourself? I don't buy into this whole "Bi" thing for men. You either suck dick, or you don't. LOL And, if...