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Was unable to find video of the content before the attack, like did Elmo taunt him or something? Turns out no! Larry David was jealous that he had to sit through an interview with a puppet before getting his own turn. Best context:

Driving home after a workout and I realize all I did was go in and take a massive dump. Witnessed my ex with another dude yesterday. She had gotten rid of all of my jeans. He was head to toe in denim, jacket, pants. Not mine. His were the bleached light blue kind, worse imo

While work is the most convenient location for selection, "don't shit where you eat" vibes

Received a refurbished tablet this way. Also returned to purchasing site to scour for fine print and nothing

Yeah, they're everywhere. Especially in drug circles. Sometimes ( most times? ) even one encounter can be a mess to cleanup / Ghost / block

All too often. Occurs at the oddest times, perceived microaggressions

When people make an offer and then you take them up on that offer and then they tell everybody I broke their boundaries. In this case, touching the XBOX remote.

She's no Sookie

What if they deepfake her old face over her new one

I don't think it's resting; I think that's her attempt at acting. In her head she's performing the look of a killer. to us, bland Friend's brother was a "wrestler" in high school, "In the ring I turn into a completely different person" - nah dude, you were exactly the same. lame as hell

show had too many def moments h'yuck but also .. the emotes of the main actress was prettymuch nonexistent. IF you can't speak, look good? or find some other way to entrance the audience with your performance?

I quit on the first fight scene due to choreography. Like the acting up to that point was bad even for background noise and then when that scene happened, nope chalice overfloweth

Eat random items before going to the dentist. Really get money's worth for the cleaning. There isn't a charge difference. "Did you eat candy and steak recently?"

My parents watch anything I'm using their Disney+ account Episode 1 of this was 70% completed and none of the other episodes were watched. I started and stopped before getting to 70% This is a big nothingburger

After a few days the teacher got back to me. Apparently all students were issued a laptop with i-Ready etc loaded on them but they overlooked my child so this whole past semester they just exempted every assignment dealing with laptop It's like that Louie CK skit. My clay is either a bomb or...

Receive a message from the school for all children to complete their i-Ready. It was a broadcast, so not directed, so might not even apply to us, but this is the first time I even heard of i-Ready. I dug through kid's things and found nothing on it. I did find notebooks and folders. All...

My kid uses applesauce

Boarding school for special needs children

"Handle With Care" is a martial art used in mental health, at least where I worked. Strongly agree with above. With HWC, everything is about deflecting and using their momentum to lock them down from behind until backup comes or they calm down

Watching this and keep thinking it's 40k

I sit next to this dude everyday for three weeks after this happened. He quietly drowning out his sorrows with my stories and refilling the candy bowl

Yeah.. that was like last hour of shift. I came home, made dinner for child, hugged and kissed him before he scampered back off to Roblox and now I'm just laying here on the couch with my dog, like fuuck

I work with the nicest old man who asks me about what goes on in my life, even if it small. I was like, I had a nightmare last night. In it my ex knocked on my front door. She has done this before. I'll log her on cam and message she can't come around without approval. But for some reason...

When the new release notification that interrupted your flow leads to something you've already seen on the platform.

Haven't had a good burger in so long. Beef doesn't taste the same to me - Are you experiencing quality drops or is this a me thing?

Fast = Period of not eating Every Meal = Break Fast

Fair enough, Every time that I wrote bag, I visualized the grocery bags found at same location. The sleeves are different. You have to put forth effort and slide the item in. It's like clothes where the bag is the suitcase. Take something out of a bag vs take something out of a sleeve...

Purchase cilantro at $ each, place it in the produce sleeve thing from the rollers they provide. Cashier reaches in takes it out of the sleeve and puts the bare product on the scale scanner thing used for filthy everythings. It's not priced by the pound. Even if it were, when do you open...

"Man, fuck yo couch" has greater meaning now that I own my first couch. As comfortable and awesome this sectional is, paid for by hard earned coin, that phrase would sting

When your sudden shock from realizing the dog is suspiciously quiet is broken at the sight of them laying peacefully at your feet.

When you realize all your stories took place before your coworkers were born

Incorrect Moe's has salsa bar Moe's has queso

Ken's Ranch < Sam's

Kept get distracted by how stupid Sylvie's hair looked

I was pissed, so rage googled and turns out my district isn't the only one, 3 are republican uncontested and four are democrat uncontested

Go to vote and there's nothing to vote for, everybody is running unopposed

Should be done by Deadpool camp, doesn't have to be comedy. The filmwork, character design, etc are good enough