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  1. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Jon Jones 2 year training camp continues, and he just acknowledged that Stipe wouldnt be ready to fight until September the earliest, which means he will then have been in training camp for THREE years. Hey, the guy is taking the whole jump to heavyweight thing very seriously. Moving up to HW...
  2. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Whats awesome about this game too is how having a different weapon type can completely change encounters. I was wrecking the dog tyrannosaurus things in Caelid with a bleeding longsword with fast strikes close, but now with fire greatsword, Im just too slow and get WRECKED.
  3. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    And the 94' Chargers still made it to the Super Bowl.
  4. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    They mine as well have said the Jets offered their entire draft this year, next year, and the top 5 most skilled players on their roster as well as trading Robert Saleh back to them for Deebo.
  5. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    lol yeah you are right. bearish on Lance. I will watch you die on the side of the road though. Ive done worse. Samuel getting traded before Thursday.
  6. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    I dont even have a comment on the Goroppolo thing. And why the fuck are people SO bullish on Lance? Its like people arent even giving him the benefit of the doubt. Yeah he played small college ball and missed time and looked a little shaky in a spot start, but he did win a critical must win...
  7. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    I honestly feel like Aiyuk can be a number 1 receiver. He showed flashes last season but Garoppolo's noodle arm cant push the ball downfield, greatly diminishing Aiyuk's potential. Aiyuk ran 17 routes in the NFC Championship game, he was open on 12 of them while Garoppolo only targeted him 8...
  8. Jozu

    Boxing

    As far as Fury's size advantage, what the fuck do you want the guy to do create his own super heavyweight division? lol. Its not his fault. And he came in at 264 for this fight, lighter than he has been at pretty much any point in his entire career. Size isnt everything. Nikolai Valuev was like...
  9. Jozu

    Boxing

    TomServo who the fuck are you to sit here and talk about anyone? Slinging ad hominem attacks and adding no insight of your own makes you a bigger faggot than anyone. At least me and Jeyrebb contribute. Shut the fuck up.
  10. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    The only sport where you cant even see a fucking highlight of what happened (along with boxing). (From the network producing it, ESPN.com) It depends on the fight, but honestly its so fucking stupid. Its the equivalent of showing a NBA game highlight but cutting it short before the final...
  11. Jozu

    Boxing

    I never fucking said that? I praised the guy by posting a picture of his physique saying he was the peak male athlete. I am a real boxing fan with a ton of fight knowledge and have even posted on boxing forums like a nerd when I was younger. I never hated on Fury in this thread once. Show me...
  12. Jozu

    Kingdom of Amalur: Re-Reckoning remaster releasing soon

    It so fucking insane how much energy, time and capital were thrown at this game, not once, but twice, and it is still worse than some indie/Kickstarter games made for 98% less. Just goes to show you that budget and talent arent everything. You also need leadership. Curt Schilling was in so far...
  13. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    This game is so incredible, and I havent even begun to penetrate it. I dont play it every day, or for long sessions, but I have put in about 30 hours, and I am at 2 % completion LOL. Im lvl 30 something. Im taking my time and it feels fine. Im not in a rush I just see all of your guys' bad ass...
  14. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Deebo did everything for the 49ers. He almost single handedly dragged them to the Super Bowl after Jimmy wet the bed by being terrible and injured and turning the ball over and Mostert got hurt again as well, and the rookie couldnt handle the entire load. Deebo stepped up did everything he...
  15. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Jones quad kicks and leg attacks will give Stipe major problems. He doesnt even have to engage with Miocic. Stipe is slow as fuck and awkward as fuck, Jones might kick his acl to dust.
  16. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Jones has been in training camp for 2 years. lol.
  17. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    where are you guys finding this awesome armor? Im lvl 40 and havent found dick besides trash human mob gear. Am I just too low level to have found anything cool?
  18. Jozu

    Cord-Cutting, Or How to Stream your Way to Success

    Yea man i never figured it out. I just pay 10$ a month for IPTV access and just watch on media player through the website links and then stream to my TV thru wifi screen share. No TV guide or anything but it works well enough I guess if you know exactly what you want to watch.
  19. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    lol you guys. What the fuck was anyone going to do if they did get out of the car? Give him cpr? In the middle of the highway? All you can do at that point is wait for emergency services you fucking morons. lol at Odel Beckham trying to say that him tearing his ACL in the superbowl was...
  20. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    We were all pretty drunk, not the fucking guy who hit him. He was trying to see what was up with flat tire and someone clipped him. It wasnt because of anyone being drunk, it was just unfortunate. I mentioned being drunk as I didnt want to chance getting out of the car while I was hammered...
  21. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Yea Snyder is FUCKED. Stealing from other NFL owners is one thing, but stealing from your fanbase is just scumlord tier.
  22. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Had to come through big dick style with the fire greatsword, finally downed the tree sent and Margit. Lvl 32 now and I dont think about quitting anymore haha. I can actually do some real damage now.
  23. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    All they have to do is front load his contract. Guarantee him 70 million for 2 years, and give yourself financial flexibility as well as insurance against him starting to break down as he turns 29. They can backload Bosa's inevitable contract to compensate and then bet on increased salary cap...
  24. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    911 operator told us to stay in the car for our own safety. And lol yea im kind of fucked up. I like to say im like a savant.
  25. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    His body was a ways down the highway and was hit by another car after being hit initially. And we were all pretty drunk. Fucking around on a highway is bad for your health. ESPN is sad. They released an article yesterday talking about Haskins' lost potential after his tragic passing. lol. 6...
  26. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Oh...lol well no technically we didnt know he was dead right away haha. It sounded pretty loud though. https://www.bostonherald.com/2010/04/04/new-bedford-man-dies-after-being-hit-by-car/ And it looks like he was pronounced dead at the hospital after all. Was a fucked up night thats for sure...
  27. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Sterling won that first round. Yan only landed 2 significant strikes in the round, whereas Sterling didnt land any, but he did land 13 strikes and a couple of them were decent shots. And the fact that Yan let Sterling have his back for basically 10 minutes straight really put a hamper on the...
  28. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    ? lol. He got hit by a car man. He never went to emergency room he went straight to coroner in body bag. Thats how we knew he was dead. We called for help and he didnt want to wait. ( this was like 12 years ago.) Anyway, its the slowest part of the NFL cycle. Its fun watching Youtubers put...
  29. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    My buddy Andre died when we were on our way back from a night out. He got out to try and change flat tire after we had to pull over on highway. He got clipped and was dead on scene. I didnt get out of the car until the cops came after. This situation is just...bizarre. Karma is a bad bad bitch.
  30. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Gotta pay Deebo. If the 49ers dont pay him not only does it hurt the team immediately, it hurts the franchise going forward, as future potential free agents and even guys coming into the league are going to think the 49ers dont take care of their star producers and not want to go there in fear...
  31. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    I dont think hell have a problem doing it, its just his psychotic demeanor and serial killer stare.
  32. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yea I dont want to give up on playing, but I feel overwhelmed and not sure which direction I should go or what task I should be completing. I just randomly ride around and kill stuff until I inevitably get shitted on then rinse and repeat. I feel like im making little progress, although I have...
  33. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Legit question, I think one thing im confused about is when to run by "trash"? How often should you just skip by enemies and try to find the end of that area and find the boss/item and then just leave without trying to fight them compared to just fighting your way through each area?
  34. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Khazmat Chimaev is a fucking weirdo lmao. Im not sure if he is trolling for the media. I dont think he is that matter of fact and locked in behind the scenes when he is just being "himself", but his demeanor when answering questions is so strange. He is supremely confident, and gives zero...
  35. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I contemplate just giving up and quitting at least once or twice a play session lol. Im still learning how to play these Souls type games nevermind trying to git gud at this game itself. Some of the enemies are so daunting and even worse, if you die LOLTHEYREALLBACKALIVE.
  36. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yea the comic is dumb because he doesnt have feet lol. That entire premise of a character is so goddamn bizarre its incredible.
  37. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Burns is a lightweight lol. Chimaev is going to smesh him.
  38. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    His reaction after getting hit with the stunner was fucking legendary haha. He nailed that shit perfectly even Steve Austin laughed and ran around the ring in pure joy after seeing him fall straight back like a cartoon character.
  39. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Pat McAfee is literally living the dream. The guy has turned into an icon in his black tanktop and goldchain, winning fucking matches at Wrestlemania while having the biggest sports talk show on YouTube. The guy figured shit out. He is pretty goddamn athletic too, hitting a backflip, a superplex...
  40. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Keapernick is such a faggot, that I really go back and forth on whether I would have truly wanted him to find the endzone to win the Super Bowl in 2012. Obviously I would have been over the moon if the 49ers won that championship, but seeing how much of a gigantic pussy Keapernick has turned out...