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  1. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I guess this is what "real" combat is in a adventure/action/rpg game. I bet there are a ton of fags who just give up or wont even try playing because they just cant deal with the brutal deaths and loss. The only thing I dont particularly like as it seems kind of counter productive, is the fact...
  2. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    lol beard growth dopamine hits. I killed my first boss, the weird beast thing in the cave. I was pretty nervous lol but jesus does the stomp skill work wonders. Using that skill has literally made the game way more enjoyable for me as I can at least hit that stun and then have a chance against...
  3. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    rhino same here basically and boy is it an adjustment. I have been spoiled by go here, spam super powerful abilities rinse and repeat games for years. The payoff though is amazing. It creates a totally different kind of experience where finding a simple longsword is a fun and rewarding experience.
  4. Jozu

    Horizon 2: Forbidden West

    People today are so fucking lame. OH MY GOD THEY MODELED NIPPLES YOU CANT SEE UNLESS YOU GO INTO PHOTO MODE AND CLIP THROUGH THE CHARACTER, TAKE IT OFF THE SHELVES. Imagine being that person. Life must be insufferable, mine as well just kill yourself and be done with it. Thats real outrage!
  5. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I just managed to find a pretty fucking sweet longsword off a random trash armored soldier mobs near the gate entrance. The greatsword or broadsword in the big black wagon thing is 16 str req, and as a dirty wretch I couldnt use it, but the longsword is 10 10 req. Holy shit does it make the...
  6. Jozu

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    I remember being blown away by Resistance Fall of Man when I got PS3 day 1.
  7. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Anyone got any beginner tips for a brainlet like me playing a Wretch? Im not sure what I should be trying to do out the gate? How do you level up? I wandered around and found a catacomb with little green fuckers that basically can 2 shot you and make you bleed. I died about 47 times before I...
  8. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    lol 25 million a year to talk about football, which is astronomically more than anything he ever made as a player. and Aikman is a better player than analyst. The only good quality he has is he will tell the truth every now and then and likes to get hammered. Tony Romo is also making 30...
  9. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Its so insane how a ps5 for 500$ can optimize a game so much better than a 4,000$ PC in 2022. I get the complexity of having to optimize for an infinite number of different PC set-ups, which is eliminated with consoles, but its crazy to see people with 3080's and beastly CPU's having to run a...
  10. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Well that sucks lol I cant even return and get standard edition because I already preloaded it. Oh well I guess if I would ever spend 80 fucking dollars on a game it mine as well be on THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME LOL.
  11. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I paid 80$ on the PS Store? It said deluxe edition was there a cheaper version?
  12. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Its insane that people are saying its the hardest out of all the Souls games. Im kind of worried considering Im pretty awful at Demons Souls lol. How much credit does George R. R. Martin get for this? He is already known as the author of one of the most successful TV show ips ever (the part...
  13. Jozu

    Raised by Wolves

    Gutterflesh, exactly HAHA. I honestly didnt even want to watch S2 after the finale last season and seeing how ridiculous the space worm was and how something so fucking out of bounds could actually work within the confines of the shows premise. It cant lol.
  14. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    they changed the guy in the nexus to a black guy in Demons Souls remake lol.
  15. Jozu

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Cmon guys. Complaining about Japanese crafted plot elements in a video game is like complaining there wasnt enough story in a Transformers movie. Jap dailogue and stories are usually always off the fucking rails. Its a given, you just kind of take the good with the bad abd enjoy the rest of the...
  16. Jozu

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Im ready for Cid and Vincent. I cant wait to see what they do with acquiring the golden chocobo and knights of the round. Also getting omnislash from stupid casino stage should be fun.
  17. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    I remember jayrebb from waaaay back when he used to be a super aggresive shit slinger. he has softened his shtick over time and occasionally drops a gem due to his autistic attention to detail regarding strange or niche subjects. Has always had a weird way of making these subliminal, cryptic...
  18. Jozu

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)

    Movie was laughably bad. When the old lady with the shotgun got fucking tentpoled with a goddamn chainsaw, he even grinded the bitch up and down like she was on a fucking pogo stick, and she LIVED and was able to still save the protag, i tuned out. LOL what the fuck, why.
  19. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I really think every gamer is just different. People who really respect a game, tend to get the most out of it, from my experience anyway. Almost 50% of the games I loved playing, were games that could have been un-enjoyable if I didnt respect the ruleset of how the game was meant to be played...
  20. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    I cant wait to see Jimmy G throw back breaking pics in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania and get destroyed by their legacy media.
  21. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Johnny Walker has been getting wobbled like that for like 3 years now. Its so weird how some guys dont react at all after eating savage blows (Ngannou comes to mind, Gaethje etc) and then you have guys like Walker or Mir that get touched once and start doing the funky chicken.
  22. Jozu

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    FF7 just does something to me when I remember playing it and experiencing all of that shit for the first time.
  23. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I think im just gonna get this for PC then. Do you guys think there will be any mods for this? (down the road) And the combat in DS remake for PS5 feels fantastic, they did a great job with the way the physics engine works and making the weapons feel heavy, or flexible and quick etc.
  24. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I played original DS but never came close to finishing it. I just bought it for PS5 and its an amazing game, but holy shit do I need to get used to combat. Im getting fucking wrecked lol. This is coming out for PC?
  25. Jozu

    Cord-Cutting, Or How to Stream your Way to Success

    Can someone kindly explain how streaming tv works? I just paid for IPTV on ip torrents, and Im fucking LOST. I just cancelled legacy cable and in major need of help. Im swamped with mp3u files, and EPG's and fucking channel lists and its all too confusing. Ive read you need to pay for plex, on...
  26. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    edit: cut the cord trying to figure out this IPTV shit, seems pretty good though, only 10$ i donated.
  27. Jozu

    Cyberpunk 2077

    Its crazy because this game could have been so incredible. There are ways to have a successful open world game without having to impliment some incredible traffic ai system with emergent gameplay features and random encounters etc etc that would all be amazing, but they could just do something...
  28. Jozu

    Cyberpunk 2077

    Witcher 3 is like playing a AAA fantasy blockbuster, its really an all time great game. People were shocked that I fornicated and then brutally murdered the mage lady lol.
  29. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Jimmy G following in the footsteps of captain checkdown. Washington is the perfect spot for him. I cant wait for 49ers vs Commanders so I can watch Bosa abuse Garoppolo like he did to those high school bleachers in Green Bay.
  30. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    You shouldnt trade for Jimmy even if you had a good enough team to make it to the Super Bowl every year.
  31. Jozu

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Stafford is what a real QB looks like. Fuck picks 6's and ints and whatever, the guy gets it done when it matters. I dont care if he throws 5 ints as long as he throws the winning td when it matters late. Unlike Jimmy G who comes up small when it matters late. Congrats Daez!
  32. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    lol the 49ers were "hacked". Apparently their financial data or something was stolen. This is kind of hilarious.
  33. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    I mean if he was 3/8ths? Then we can start talking, but a quarter? Cant do it.
  34. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    I never said Dolphins are racist. Just the NFL is discovering interesting ways to fight racism is all. And thanks for the picture of his dad I couldnt find anything. His dad seems black enough, one of his grandparents is clearly black so at the least hes quarter black. I wonder how joggers feel...
  35. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Was talking to my boss about Mike McDaniels the other day and we were joking about how if the 49ers would of still gotten the compensatory draft picks if McDaniel's father was half black, and not full black. What if McDaniels was 25% mexican? Would he still be classified bi-racial/multi racial...
  36. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    BotW? Count me in. Thanks.
  37. Jozu

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    You guys think I can still love this if I didnt LOVE Souls games? I was an early supporter of Demon?(s) Souls, (the very first one for Ps3 i think) I had gotten on board early and really enjoyed playing the game but never played enough to truly progress and finish it. I never played another...
  38. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Garoppolo is a loser. Such a dogwater QB, literally worse than Captain Chekdown Alex Smith who ran the vaunted 3 and out offense.
  39. Jozu

    Sifu - PS4/PS5/PC

    So is there any rpg like elements in the game or is it more just unlocking different attacks by grind fighting? Its not like...Dynasty Warriors is it?
  40. Jozu

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Its so funny because mcDaniels is almost an out for the NFL and owners. He is the perfect solution. A "minority" in todays world because of this unending woke quest. So what happens is a guy like him, whos father was half mexican or something, qualifies, meanwhile ACTUAL minorities miss out...