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    Parent Thread

    I enjoy making birthday cards. Ya'll may use .
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    The Netflix Thread

    Mother looked like a YouTube video. I fell asleep, but it was late. I doubt I'll finish it. Bright was terrible in every way except world building - I may get bashed for this, but it reminded me of Hellboy+Alien Nation Ralph Breaks the Internet - Holy cow. Trailer made it look like more of the...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Find a decent enough job (something I'd be willing to do, improved pay, decent location) and I grow frustrated scanning the entire page for a way to apply. One of the words in the description is a link that's not underlined. That sends me to a page with an address and phone number and a sentence...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    People like Sheetz but something about it declines my appetite. I've pushed buttons on their kiosk a few times and then am like fuck it and move on
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    Batwoman

    Looks better than I thought it would, but there is much stacked against it.
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    Trover Saves the Universe

    This seems to have gone under the radar and I'm treating it as Rick and Morty content until the fall. The speaking style is a work of art and graphics work for me. Perhaps the best controller tutorial of all time.
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    Borderlands 3

    This. Gameplay looks different as do graphics. Model design is different, rounded and not enough dakka. Colors and sound. Looked more like Splatoon/Plants versus Zombies. Overabundance of women - not gay, just trends have me cautious.
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    Marvel's Avengers

    Yes yes yes
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    Borderlands 3

    I haven't seen this posted yet. I remain skeptical. It doesn't look like Borderlands at all to me. The Mech looks fun to run but ... this is wrong and will not be a blind purchase for me - will have to watch trailers or even play demo to buy - and I love the series.
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    Doom: Eternal

    While this looks shinier as is the trend of newer games, it feels very much like Doom - compare this to the Borderlands 3 which looks more like Splatoon ...
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    Marvel's Avengers

    I understand on some level that likenesses couldn't be used, but since everything is clearly inspired by the movies I find the differences jarring.
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    Darkest Dungeon

    Raynauld went down today. I thought Red Hook was unbeatable, steamrolling about everything. One more grind before checking out the main quest dungeon. Mission is 100% rooms on red for an ancient artifact. on last room he fell. it was a stream of close calls. everybody death's door at least 3...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Peanut butter smoothies and milkshakes disagree Unfortunately these weren't good. Ironically the PB was the good part. The chocolate tasted like it was dark chocolate - some like it; I don't; but worse, it doesn't taste like Yoo-hoo, it doesn't have the characteristic smoothness
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    The Fast Food Thread

    For science
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    Darkest Dungeon

    Late to the party. Bought the base game for $7.99 and it's great. I hope it won awards.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Game night was at a dude's micro house or whatever tf it was called. There were five of us. That didn't bother me so much, but he had four-five dogs and they all had fleas. One kept leaning right up on me and was constantly scratching. Every time I moved, it did too. I was ready to kick the...
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I'm not familiar with the phrase, doing the whites
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Were real questions, but maybe more appropriate for Shower Thoughts? I suppose doody is the equivalent of crusty/sour pussy
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Do gays get Pavlovian (over time) with the smell of poop, associating it with sex? As one gets better at masturbation, does it change their position on the gay spectrum? Like is it a gateway to handling all dicks as well?
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    First World Problems

    That's the epitome of my two best friends. Sometimes I think I'm being secretly filmed.
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    First World Problems

    It's like when you got to pee, but when you leave the room you forget why and just kinda arrive in the kitchen, so you make yourself a drink, return to your desk, get comfortable, drink the drink, and now you really got to piss.
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    First World Problems

    When you get yourself perfectly setup including foot rest, pillow wedged just right, desks and furniture pushed around you with everything at arm's length - with ample space to lay said arms without anything unintended as much as lightly touching you ... and then see the remote across the room.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Suspiria (2018) on Amazon Prime - Poorly done to the point that I felt like I was punked afterwards. It has some twists to it and is appropriately weird but its frustratingly vague at times. This was clearly done for the reason perpetuating "wtf" - but it's just not good. Also, Tilda Swinston...
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    Rectify

    Exactly the same sentiment I have. Show is slow, but oddly compelling. Either Season 2 has amped up the hateful white trope or it took this many episodes for it to sink in on me. That aspect of it is frustrating because that's exactly how it was growing up in the south - fucking bigots and...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Random McDonald's had an international menu. Photo looked like quarter pounder with Mac sauce, bacon, white cheese, and onion straws. It was dark and I just ate it driving. It was dang bad. I'll do more research, but it rang up as McBacon Extreme. I want to save others
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    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    So how does Macaulay Culkin fit in all of this? Edit: funny timing with Warriors Video. I was independently thinking of 'Mac' randomly being on
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    Parent Thread

    Did the theme park thing today and couldn't ask for better experience with kid. What I didn't expect was catching feels from observing countless parents also making memories, each child their parents' world. It was some connected to the universe business. Hit me right
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    Parent Thread

    Here's another, more clear shot of kid
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    Men in Black International (2019)

    Wait this isn't 3??
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    Men in Black International (2019)

    I was young enough that ballchinian was hilarious
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    Men in Black International (2019)

    I'm surprisingly ready for another MiB, but these trailers are bad. If you can't do CG right, don't do it. If you have limited CG budget, use it sparingly. Your stars are proven. They can carry much without it.
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    Parent Thread

    Took 5yo to the beach...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When anybody gives me the sage advice of, "She's still his mother."
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    Aladdin (2019)

    His flatness in the Prince Ali parade song was jarring in the trailer.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Update: So friend isn't apologizing, not that I've asked, but he's - I use this word loosely - "explaining" his rationale. Apparently he thinks civil unrest and mass looting/rioting is at its edge and I don't need to put any additional targets on my head by using improper nomenclature.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    There were at least six children in the kindergarten class that were as tall as purple on the end. Most earned the most awards also, so maybe their parents held them back to keep them above curve?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Two practically life long friends who I talk with everyday went fully SJW check your racism on me today. At first I thought they were being sarcastic and then I thought they were long conning me, but no, they were both serious. One is a lifer Republican and the other is libertarian who voted...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Haven't eaten at Moe's in years. It was jam back in college. But I sadly report the whole thing was off. I hope it's just this location. The salsa, olives, tomatoes and perhaps more but definitely those three were off. Chicken was exactly how I remembered it tho. Probably just bad batch...
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    The D&D thread

    Had a pretty dang epic session last night in my group. I've lurked D&D most of my life, but this has been my first campaign. Anyway, our heroes return expecting parades and instead we face tribunal for murder hoboing. I talked our way out via a stream of role playing and persuasion / performance...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fur babies should clearly be stuffed animals