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It is just a gigantic game, and most of the fun is seeing something and trying to get to it instead of just having a fucking waypoint and not bothering to stop on the way. It was truly a joy to complete.

The problem with Waterfowl Dance is twofold: 1.) The first flurry is the most damaging and also the hardest to dodge since she can start it when you are quite close or (often in my case) mid jump or swing. It is uninterruptable, you have to be moving away from her right when she starts or...

Finished this morning. I played the whole game as a STR Colossal 2 hander only and it worked exceedingly well.... up until Haligtree. After pounding my head against Melania for 2 1/2 days and over 50 attempts I broke down and used my first spirit summoning (Mimic) and beat her first try. The...

First try of the day on Melania. Roll the wrong way on her first combo and she heals to full. Stand still for reset. Edit. I broke down and used the Mimic Tear for the first time ever. I went and got it to +10 and one shot her. I feel like a failure.

Of course you're right. However, for the first time in something like 120 hours of playing this game I am not having fun. I concede that I could just get better and be perfect and that she is an optional hidden boss and is supposed to be hard. I still said the game is 10/10. That doesn't...

This fight is my Pontiff Sulyvhan of Elden Ring. It is physically impossible to roll/dodge her multi attacks.

Bro, fuck this fight. I cannot even get her past 50%. For some reason this fight is just fuck starting me. Even when I have a good run her water dancer shit either kills me or heals her to full. Infuriating.

Milenia steals back health. What fucking trash. I am still rating this game 10/10 and this is, admittedly, a secret area boss; but that just seems like cheese and not good design.

Whoever said the Haligtree is AIDS was right. It's like "Congratulations on finding the hidden zone! Here are 12 punches to your balls."

When you rest at the forge there will be an option to do something like Listen to the Fire. Select that.

Not that drop.....deeper.

Also, the jumping puzzle in the very bottom of Lyndell is some utter bullshit. Like, if you made it that far....why?

Fuck Mohg.

This is the first FromSoft game that I made a conscious effort to use my soul gaining consumables any time I was at 50+% to a level and wanted to try a new area or boss without having to obsess about dying. It has been so much more fun than past experiences that I have to assume that is what...

16 Int is not bad, it is worth sacrificing 6 str for just to use it.

After using the Zwiehander for the entire game and getting it to +23, I switched to the Ruins Greatsword +10 today and it is fucking S scaling with Str. I am now at over 800 damage and chunk all bosses. I bet Margott took lass than 20 total hits.

How about the fact that the first death was actually two deaths at the same instant? Also, there is a ton of evidence that a comet hit the world eons ago and it had life on it.

Ok, so Mogh healing up to 75% and then getting a fucking limitless range on his move set in the second phase is some horseshit.

This is done by giant companies in tech all the time. Angel invest in a wide swath of potential home runs and then acquire the ones that get 75% of the way there. This allows the good ideas to grow without being bought out too early but allows the giant companies to capture a ton of revenue by...

::Laughs in H.E.B.::

The only 'menu hack' that actually seemed good is ordering McDonalds through the app allows you to add unlimited sauces for free. It has worked for me for months.

Nobody likes you. So there.

Does anyone fucking miss this? I have my own life, I don't need romance in my video games.

Well, I guess her face wasn't the only fat part of her.

Send prayers EDIT:

Really though, what the fuck is happening? Preloaded last night and now this shit?

Fucking shit game. 0/10.

Yes.

I don't know how to make an internet post reflect my tongue-in-cheek -ness of the comment but this was just me shitting on crypto. BTW I own shitcoin crypto so I am a part of this.

Man, you would think these new digital currencies that don't care who is in power would do better during global instability. Instead, they follow global stock markets like a puppy dog. @Arden called it; 99% of people in crypto are just diversifying their portfolio.

2h strength build confirmed OP.

You think people can just *not* spend skill points? Heathen.

Super fucking weird, this guy is totally new in the industry as of a few years ago and already given this to produce. He is also a writer on what is going to be a disaster of a series for Netflix, Magic: The Gathering.

Dude, this motherfucker has the same speaking tone, cadence, and word choice as Sam Harris. The only thing different is the actual voice; and that is a matter of octave. I am too lazy to compare them side by side but holy shit it is like a 95% match.

You got a fuckin problem with two hand str builds mate? Wanna take this outside?

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