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  1. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Haha Leak a rapist, my man.
  2. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Tebow is the epitome of white privilege guys! He was a shit commentator after being a shit qb but still got work. If Tebow was black? He would have been another Chris Leak, all but forgotten after college. But seriously, does anyone remember Leak? He won a national title starting at QB for the...
  3. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Problem for Jags is their defense. It has been consistently bad for years and years. They have had a couple good middle linebackers, but overall the offense is usually behind and has to score 21 plus points in order to compete.
  4. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    They should bring back the Wildcat and have Tebow line up at half back and then hike it to him as a run pass threat. It can be like his days at Florida where he just ran the ball 35 times a game and was the entire offense. The fucking guy is going to end up throwing the ball, running the ball...
  5. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Tebow gonna be a monster in fantasy lol.
  6. Jozu

    Stellaris

    thats fucking insane dude how you got all those ships. Ive never even come close to that. The most Ive ever had is 37k and it was a lost game against scourge. Im gonna try a new game tommorow.
  7. Jozu

    Stellaris

    I admit I'm a autistic idiot, but I'm still learning. I tech up with what's available in tech tree as game progress, is there a way to pick shit you want specifically? I upgrade my fleet when I get new shit but don't fuck w ship designer. I unlock space torpedoes and regen armor etc but get...
  8. Jozu

    Stellaris

    Fuck this game. Dumb ass AI always activates grey scourge and i die. After building up my best empire yet, everything going well. 35k fleet comes in. I build another 25k fleet on top of the 12k one i had already, i go into epic battle 37k vs 35k scourge and i was OBLITERATED. I didnt even dent...
  9. Jozu

    Tenet (2020)

    I agree whole heartedly.
  10. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    I think Chandler gets a KO with a overhand right. Oliviera likes to stand straight up. No head movement. If Chandler gets hurt he could go to double leg.
  11. Jozu

    Justice League (2017)

    Weak. They should do it where they dig up his corpse and it reanimates his decrepit bones.
  12. Jozu

    Tenet (2020)

    my friends mom is on oxygen and she still smokes. Shit is wild.
  13. Jozu

    Stellaris

    Ahhh I see. So just specializing enough worlds should get you where you want to go. I have been learning slowly but surely. The best part about this game for me is the little things. The little nuggets of lore, or rare events that lead to quirky outcomes. For instance I had a sub race of little...
  14. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    A little strokey stroke and small coma from a coke smoking sex fueled alcohol drenched binge in the desert isnt that bad guys. He will be fine.
  15. Jozu

    Stellaris

    thanks man! I just had an awesome game I figured out how to balance my economy now and was doing well. Won my first war with neighbor, and then a second with another, but then all of the sudden one of my enemies was wiped out by the great khan and then a 30k fleet just facerolled my shit. This...
  16. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Jon Jones calfs are a scientific anomaly. That guys has the skinniest fucking legs I have ever seen. No wonder why he has no jumping ability lol.
  17. Jozu

    Stellaris

    It was called a dragon leviathan or something. And it destroyed multiple systems. I actually ended up quitting my last game due to lack of resources, I think I played too wide and just randomly built buildings. I got to figure out how jobs work. My L drake skull unit was the bees knees though...
  18. Jozu

    Stellaris

    I have finally got into a game long enough where I could potentially end up winning. My last two tries were foiled by some cpu idiot unlocking L gate which led to Grey Scourge and i got raped. Next game I awakened a fucking Dragon leviathan by doing an archeological dig and wiped my whole civ...
  19. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    lol fucking Kaines. As bright as ever. Herbert is one of those surprise players that everyone loves. If he avoids sophomore slump then who knows he could end up taking them to the playoffs.
  20. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Rose with hair is kind of sexy.
  21. Jozu

    Playstation 5

    Fuck PS5. My PC is way better anyway. I was going to buy one too but this shortage shit is for the birds. Ill grab one in 2022.
  22. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Sooooo....she was upset that she didnt get to fight more because she wasnt able to continue fighting? lol.
  23. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    The Chinese Lady said she lost because the crowd was too loud. I bet you she was forced to say that by the state LOL.
  24. Jozu

    Tenet (2020)

    Wait what? The boat was inverted? More questions(it is truly an infinite well), what would happen to inverted animals? Surely they would all just die? As a dog cant wear a fucking gas mask and oxygen tank. What about if you inverted a shark? It should theoretically survive under water even...
  25. Jozu

    Tenet (2020)

    What if Sator had a secret off screen turnstyle that could invert entire cities? Part 2? Inverted Nuke can affect the past, scientist lady said so. Lets do Tenetwo WW2ersed
  26. Jozu

    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    How does the Cole thing even happen? Doesnt movie studios do focus group studies on the content they are proposing? I cant imagine any real percentage of the fan base, or even casual MK fans would be interested in taking away screen time from established MK icons in order to give it to a regular...
  27. Jozu

    Tenet (2020)

    That is something I havent really thought about either to be honest. The inverted items/weapons/objects having to go through the turnstyles in order to achieve inversion. So if that is the baseline rule for how the inverted shit works, then how would cars become inverted? I guess its the same...
  28. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    And Mac Jones looks like a beautiful 3rd year women's college softball pitcher.
  29. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Mac Jones is going to have the largest ears ever when he is 80 years old, look at those things now lol.
  30. Jozu

    Resident Evil: Village (RE8)

    Yeah. It only took me 11 hours to beat. Its not a slog at all, pretty straight forward puzzle solving.
  31. Jozu

    Resident Evil: Village (RE8)

    I played an beat RE2 remake, an amazing game. I never liked 3, so I skipped the 3 remake. I believe the RE engine used for RE2 remake is also used for Re7 and RE 8. Re7 is worth a play through if you like RE at all. My only gripe is the lack of enemy variation. There is literally only like 3...
  32. Jozu

    Tenet (2020)

    Thats not even the end of the temporal pincer, at the end, Pattinson tells Washington that the entire Tenet protocol itself was a temporal pincer, lol.
  33. Jozu

    Resident Evil: Village (RE8)

    RE7 is first person. I just finished it, its a great game, worth playing. Im ready for Village now. I beat RE1, RE2, RE4, RE5 and RE7. I never could finish 3 or 6. Coincidentally those are two of the worse offerings. 5 was pretty bad but wasnt as bad as 6.
  34. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    It tastes like shit. I went to a bar that was like, promoting shots for cheap or something and it tasted like a weird combo of a vanilla mixed with gasoline.
  35. Jozu

    Tenet (2020)

    After watching this 2 and a half times Ive learned enough to where im living a fully inverted lifestyle now.
  36. Jozu

    Tenet (2020)

    Yeah the two feature actors were pretty damn good. Washington I would say is a bit bland, but he does some things well. He is good at convincing you he is stoic and is also good when acting hurt/under stress. He had that boss tear drop at the hospital bed talking to important white guy in suit...
  37. Jozu

    NBA 2020-2021: The Dubs Empire Strikes Back

    Yeah, I have been back and forth on LeBron. I loved him as a rookie, as I was graduating HS the same time he got drafted and he was hyped beyond belief. I remember actually goign to pick up a couple friends and went back to my house just to sit and watch his first game in the NBA. It was a big...
  38. Jozu

    NBA 2020-2021: The Dubs Empire Strikes Back

    Why do you really think that is a quality/entertaining feature in general? Im being serious. I guess if you loved the MCU and casually watched basketball then, yeah maybe you would enjoy it. But I cant imagine real basketball enthusiasts will want to watch a game with that theme, or any theme...
  39. Jozu

    NBA 2020-2021: The Dubs Empire Strikes Back

    LMAO. They mine as well, I would rather watch Mickey Mouse talk about true shooting percentage than another second of Stephen A Smith. I mean, its so bad now that they got the fucking guy arguing with a baby version of himself. Like....what? Dont get me wrong, if I was 9 years old...that shit...
  40. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Fair enough, but what does that say about him as a player? Is he only effective when he has help, can he not transcend double teams and figure out a way to have an impact individually? Aaron Donald is double and triple teamed with basically no help around him and still dominates. I understand...