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  1. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    yeah because there have been no rookies who have just started week 1 recently. Im not saying he is going to be great right away, I just think they throw him in their sooner than later. And they wouldnt get housed with that roster, you are the fucking moron. They were playing a corpse at QB...
  2. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Yea sure beause their roster is so fucking bad they turn into a 2 win team. You are a fucking moron. lance isnt THAT much worse than Jimmy G wtf? Jimmy G cant even stay fucking healthy, we were playing fucking Beathard and Mullens. Won 7 games with 2 of the worse qbs in the NFL lol. Even if...
  3. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Pitts 4 i had a feeling they were doing that. I knew they werent going to trade out. Im on fire right now with my predictions.
  4. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Fuck me im so pumped. Jimmy G is gone. Im telling you. I bet Lance starts week 1. McAffee was right, Simms was right, and Schefter was WRONG. A lot of talking heads were saying Lance the last few days though. Eisen called it first. Guys Trey Lance is 6'4 230 lbs btw. his measurables are just...
  5. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    OMG GUYS. I KNEW SHANAHAN WASNT GOING TO PICK FAT JONES. THANK FUCKING GOD> JOHN LYNCH IS A GODDAMNED LEGEND!!!! NUMBER 6 LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
  6. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    WE DID IT!!!! I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!!!! TREY FUCKING LANCE! OMG IM ALMOST IN TEARS
  7. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    LOL if they took Trask that would be amazing.
  8. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    THIS PICK BETTER NOT BE FUCKING MCCORKLE JONES
  9. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    CMON TREY LANCE BBAAAYBEEEEEE
  10. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Any1 got a stream for draft?
  11. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Do you guys think that Jordan Love is a real option for green Bay? Do the packers think he is? Point being, if Rodgers does actually leave, do the Packers try to get another QB or do they stand pat, having used a pick on a QB last year. If im GB I would take Garoppolo the 3rd overall and 1...
  12. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    I have followed this 49er team since 1990, I have seen a lot of situations around the league as well in the last 30 years. I think Jimmy G does get moved. It just makes too much sense. Ideally, you would like to have a grooming situation, where Garoppolo can go in there and mentor the young QB...
  13. Jozu

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Dong water is piss lol not a edgy word for cum.
  14. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Credit to that Asian ref for not stopping that. He ran in and stopped himself from stopping the fight lol. Imagine if that was Herb Dean? He would have been slow to get there as he would have been halfway across the octagon, and would have stopped it immediately once he did get there.
  15. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Haha so his name is really Mike Jones. Anyone remember the rapper Mike Jones? MIKE JONES. Makes me like him a LITTLE more. I truly believe the 49ers are taking Lance now though. Lynch wants Trey, and word is ownership likes Lance as well. SO if Shanahan takes Mike Jones, he better win and win...
  16. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Wait, is Mac Jones' real name actually McCorkle?
  17. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Thats why I was saying he got the wet knocked off him. That wasnt sweat.
  18. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    I tried telling yall Fields was going to drop lol. Simms must be going all in on the seizure report. Fuck off with mac Jones to the 49ers though. Lynch basically came out and said he wants Lance. There are also reports saying that Shanahan wants Jones and they are in a disagreement. Lynch said...
  19. Jozu

    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    That is a great example of that. It was such a jarring turn. I always wondered if they did that just to add relevance to his love of music and attachment to the walkman.
  20. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    No shit. They go for years without fighting and Dana still just gives them marquee fights whenever they "want a fight". After seeing what happened with Wideman and Hall, with his leg snapping, It made me think back to McGregor vs Porier 2. At the time everyone was talking about how effective...
  21. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Just came across something. 5 minutes in, Jorge gets knocked out by the same EXACT punch and action that Usman put on him, 13 years ago. Uses off hand to parry Masvidal's right hand, then fires a straight right of his own down the pipe. The punch even knocks the wet off of his head just like...
  22. Jozu

    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    Well, he isnt wrong lol. Raiden shouldnt be cracking jokes. Doesnt mean he would have made some super serious version of MK, just make sure the characters are true to what fans have come to expect.
  23. Jozu

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    It's so insane that people are really defending the death of a kid fucker.
  24. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    The best UFC card in recent memory did 700k ppv buys while Triller Jake Paul and friends did double those numbers fighting a bloated retired wrestler.
  25. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Jake is trying to endear himself to the MMA community. lol.
  26. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Yeah NC. They did the right thing. Handing a guy an L for that weak shit wasnt right. I like HGHAlverez. He looks like a monster now. Anyone remember Brandon vera in the UFC, and then him going to another promotion and turning into the incredible hulk who fights as HW?
  27. Jozu

    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    Im sorry but as a massive MK fan who waited 25 years for a legit reboot/sequel whatever, you should be complaining. What do you guys think Ed Boon would have done if they let him write the script?
  28. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Imagine Justin Fields' touchdown celebration was him flopping over and fake seize up? Then he pops up and high fives his teammates. LMAO. Would be even better if he did it against a team that passed on him as a massive fuck you lol.
  29. Jozu

    NBA 2020-2021: The Dubs Empire Strikes Back

    She did that as a slight to Magic. Magic Johnson was the greatest Laker of all time, without a doubt.
  30. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Yea It might very well be lance. Why would you want to draft a Kirk Cousins type when you could draft the next Mahomes potentially, the same guy who just fucked you in the SB a couple years ago. Fields wont drop out of the top 10, but he is no doubt dropping to at least 7. No way the Falcons...
  31. Jozu

    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    The 95 MK was undoubtedly better than this. Somehow 1995 Goro was also better than this version.
  32. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Jorge was riding a bit too high off of his Askren destruction. He did tool Diaz as well, but eventually that energy comes back for you. The MMA gods are truly cruel.
  33. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Someone should make a montage of herb Dean letting someone get punched unnecessarily after getting knocked down. It would be a video like 2 minutes long. Also, inc on the Masvidal KO memes. I can picture someone putting a baseball hat on him with a bat in his hand like he just struck out etc.
  34. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Look how far ol Herb is from the exchange. At that point you need to be closer.
  35. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    What a shot. it literally looks like a piece of art. It looks like CG sweat. What a fucking punch. Thats the type of strike you have to land to knock Jorge out. And whats even more insane is Usman straight bullied him with that entire action. He used his left hand to literally parry/slap...
  36. Jozu

    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    And who ever thought that the characters should have to "unlock" their "special moves" is a colossal faggot. When kano got so mad he shot a lazer beam out of his skull, I literally laughed. So fucking dumb.
  37. Jozu

    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    Yea....having actual plot armor make an appearance was laughably bad. I'm sorry but I think fans have a right to be upset over how terrible this turned out. When Kano is the best part of your mortal kombat movie, then you have failed.
  38. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    The sport truly is treacherous. That's why when you see such a dominant figure, like an Usman, who is so fucking calm and so smooth, it really makes you respect what they are doing even more. Anyone can get headkicked into oblivion, anyone can gumby their leg. It takes only a second for a...
  39. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Lol I'm glad you feel fulfilled jayrebb. All credit to Usman. I will never talk bad about the guy being boring ever again. Wideman leg getting trashed is one of the most karmic examples of mma gods existing. It's why we love sports.
  40. Jozu

    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    I understand the lore behind Sub Zero, my point was they could have done so many other things but they took the low road. How cool are Ed Boons names though? All of the Sub Zero and Scorpion related names are awesome.