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  1. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Would anyone here be happy trading 3 first round picks for Trevor Lawrence nevermind a shot at the other QBs? I convinced myself I would have been ok with it if they took Wilson, so I imagine Lawrence would be worth it.
  2. Jozu

    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    It sucks. Liu Kang is kucked. Everything just felt wrong. There are so many other routes to go besides making Sub Zero the bad guy. And Cole.....what the fuck? The Cole thing is the equivalent of making a God of War movie but have it feature some regular guy who is loosely related to one of...
  3. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Rich Eisen saying the 49ers were taking Lance at 3 all along. The reason why they traded up so high and gave up so much if they were going to target Lance is unknown, maybe they covet him that highly and werent taking a chance on someone taking him at picks 1 through 11. Would they have got...
  4. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Honestly, the NFL doesn't want that more than any team. Imagine the morning sports news the following day. "Rookie QB has horrible seizure on the field after huge hit!" Remember when that Texans QB got blasted and seized up ? Now picture a full blown swallowing my tongue type episode?
  5. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Someone will trade up if Fields falls I guess, but they will be taking a chance. Maybe the seizure thing is just bullshit. My point was that the 49ers most likely will not be selecting him at 3.
  6. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    I dont think the 49ers are drafting Fields. In fact I dont think he goes in the top 10. I hope Im wrong as he seems like a good kid. So it will either be Lance or Jones at 3 IMO. Id honestly rather the 49ers draft Lance. If he turns out to be a bust it was worth a shot, rather than trying to...
  7. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Why the fuck is this idiot negotiating through the media? It doesnt work and never has. All you have to do is look at Mayweather. The guy cant even read at a 3rd grade level, but he is no fool when it comes to marketing himself and his brand. He was a fantastic fighter, undefeated, up and...
  8. Jozu

    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    I guess ur right. Maybe it isn't an awful movie perse, but it is...dumb as fuck. Things just happen for reasons unknown. I get we aren't here for the riveting story, but fuck. This was for young teens I guess.
  9. Jozu

    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    The beginning intro and title screen with the super 2011 blockbuster.mp3 symphony bullshit was WEAK AF. They should have definitely remixed the original techno MK song or something. Aaaaaaaannnnnnd. This was.....bad. A 25 year wait.....for this? What the fuck lol wow. The coolest sequence of...
  10. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Exhibitions are a joke.
  11. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Jones has performed. His accuracy and completion percentage are ridiculous. His completion % last year was what 76.3 or something? He put up incredible numbers at Alabama. I just think hes fat and without a big, nasty offensive line he wont be able to have the time he needs to be accurate...
  12. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    I was just teasing you bud. Fields is way better than Haskins I bet.
  13. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Haskins 2.0 @ Merrith Im starting to think Shanahan is going to play himself by taking Mac Jones. Its looking like he is being too smart for even himself, where he wants to take Lance and be ahead of the game, taking the Mahomes type QB in a spot where most wouldnt, but is going to end up...
  14. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Well there goes his draft stock. He was already sliding because of his decision making and supposed inability to go through reads, but now with this? Im not saying I think he should slide, or its a big deal, but Im sure its going to have SOME impact on how teams view his value. Epilepsy does...
  15. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    I didnt even know that Lewis beat Ngannou? Wtf. Thats a huge scalp on Black beast's resume. He could beat him again then? Damn, Lewis is even better than I thought. I saw him get crushed by JDS and kind of wrote him off. The balls is hot fight was cool, but I never forgot that JDS loss. (I...
  16. Jozu

    European Super League

    The "super league" idea is fucking retarded. First of all, no one asked for this. The fans are not interested in this. Second, what is so "super" about a league created by a handful of big money clubs? Im glad its dead.
  17. Jozu

    NBA 2020-2021: The Dubs Empire Strikes Back

    Is he? I must of been looking at day old stats. Wow, he is on one of the most dominant runs in NBA history.
  18. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Usman dat ass face ruins it
  19. Jozu

    Stellaris

    As a newb, with a small bit of experience with this game from when it first came out, what are some of the things I should focus on at the start of a new campaign? I had to restart after I was blindsided by a random neighboring race whos 1.2k of ships completely shitted on my fleet of 1.6k...
  20. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    What fight was that? I remember the fight where his opponent checked one of his kicks, or kicked him in the calf, causing him to go numb or something, which led to him going to plant the leg and it rolling up on him. After his leg was fucked he was stopped no?
  21. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    You almost got me Sterling lol. I just erased 3 lines of typing, you almost pulled me back into the athlete quicksand. I wish Jake Paul would just go full fucking throttle and shoot for the stars. His brother was supposed to fight Mayweather no? I dont know what happened to that 'fight' but if...
  22. Jozu

    NBA 2020-2021: The Dubs Empire Strikes Back

    Curry's current tear is historic. Even for his standards. He has never been this hot in his entire career. He broke the record for 3 pointers made in the month of April in only 2 weeks..... If he didnt play a single game this year he was already the best shooter in NBA history. With this...
  23. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Are you guys trolling about O'Malley? Sarcasm is hard on internet. *sponge bob retard jpg* He is an annoying wigger, but his striking is smooth and accurate. He is fun to watch IMO, because of his striking.....
  24. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Jungle Law...lol. He is really leaning into that. If you want to attract troglodyte clients then that is the way to go.
  25. Jozu

    VR Gaming - Oculus Rift, Playstation VR, HTC Vive

    What is Samsung doing with their VR program? I still using the Odyssey Plus, and its great, but I havent heard anything about a new Samsung offering. They dont even sell the odyssey anymore do they?
  26. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    If he can thwart 22 accusers, then thats a game changer. It would reset the sexual assault civil suit market. I mean, if you can refute TWENTY TWO WOMEN, then someone could refute 42 women. The numbers wont matter, depending on the type of case. You never know though, look at Darren Sharper...
  27. Jozu

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    lol. Aldon Smith is the epitome of a failure.
  28. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    I think Masvidal's shine has dulled a bit after losing to Usman, but the whole reason he is in there again is the 7 days notice from the first fight. Now there is no excuses, I feel like Masvidal deserves this. If Usman decides to just bang then Gamebred can win. But if Usman wrestlefucks him...
  29. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    1.3 is nuts for a sideshow fight. Shit done changed. YouTube creators are making more money than traditional entertainers.
  30. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Jake needs to fight someone dangerous. If not a real boxer, then an accomplished mma striker. He needs a challenge.
  31. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Im not sure Askren would light anyone up with his hands. He looks so inept, I honestly had the thought of, "I wonder if I could land a clean right on that boy?!" I mean, obviously thats ridiculous, but he looked so bad in every piece of video footage i have ever seen of him trying to punch a...
  32. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Its weird that you fixate on other people's opinions so fiercely. Im an easy going guy. I have admitted I was wrong on here more times than I can count. Sometimes you are right sometimes you are wrong. I guess I was wrong about the Dictionary definition of an athlete. But I was right as...
  33. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Did you guys see Michael Buffer during the intros? LOL I dont know if jake Pauls people payed him off or something, or he truly just didnt know Ben at all, but he announced Ben as "FUNKY....BEN.....AAAASSSKEWW!" lmao It turned out to be a bad omen. Pretty sure Bens combat career is over. I...
  34. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Erronius legend. He was slept before he hit the canvas. The fact he even tried to get up was surprising. edit: There were like 7 commentators, and they were talking over eachother. Triller needs to do something else with that, because hearing Snoop Dogg yell GIVE ME MY MOTHERFUCKING MONEY over...
  35. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    He got fucking blasted. Bad.
  36. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    The guy had zero business being in there. Maybe he is an athlete, but he shouldn't be boxing anyone.
  37. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Haha. Askren is pathetic.
  38. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Its just not that common. And Nelson is a great boxer. I just dont like Askren. Maybe he is an athlete. He still looks terrible and weak, and is going to get crushed.
  39. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Ok he doesnt LOOK like an athlete, my fault boys.
  40. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    He is a great wrestler. He isnt wrestling. I guess thats my point. getting hung up on the definition of athlete is petty. He looks like shit no?