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I think Constantine was miscast in the same way Captain Marvel was. Not bad actors, I just don't find the portrayals appealing. I liked the Corinthian more than Constantine, and he's supposed to be a villain.

Is this porn?

It seems like they really didn't want to do an origin story. They wanted to zip past things to get to the lawyer stuff for some reason. Bold strategy. We'll see if it pays off.

Really liked episodes 5 and 6, the diner and tavern ones. The rest, meh. I also liked the casting of Morphius, the Corinthian, and Death. Could have used more of her. Thought she was a good balance for the dream dude. Probably not interested enough to watch a season 2. Was just curious, so I...

Sigh.... Digging up photos of exes. She's a cosplayer/costume maker.

Hah, I used to date her. Total cunt. Threw away all my shit while I was out of town. Great rack though.

^ I disagree a bit. It's a Baz Luhrmann pic, so it has his sort of frenetic style to it, although toned down from the days of Moulin Rouge and Romeo + Juliet. It's a solid film that gives you new respect/empathy for Elvis. I have no idea if they went easy on Col. Parker, though he was obviously...

Movie was solid. Definitely the best since the original. Only gripes are the action scenes were sometimes hard to follow due to the shot/edit, and the lion and bear CGI could have been a tad better.

It's a shame that women that look like this are always shitty actors. We're missing out on some great live action films purely because the psychological development that creates a great actor often doesn't mesh with being born winning the genetic lottery.

Looks like this got all the money, directing, editing, cinematography, and actors that Obi-Wan should have. Disney really cheapened the entire franchise with Boba and Kenobi. Either go all in or leave it alone.

Fuck those degenerates, amirite?

Definitely agree. You can tell she saw this as her big break and gave it her all. Added things beyond what was written in the script.

Felt like the finale was pretty meh. The show reached peak interest around episode 3, and then nothing really came of it. Totally forgettable addition to the MCU using D grade superheroes. It had heart though, so I'll give it that. Something lacking from almost all others.

^ I agree with this in general, but I still enjoyed it. Watched it on a flight and thought the movie was far better than it had any right to be. You put this same story in the hands of ANY other director, and it would be just a stereotypical episode of your average crime show. But it was because...

Yup. The original JP is a master class in filmmaking. From story, to character development, to cinematography, music, casting, dialogue, you name it.

You're missing the point entirely. It's a great movie because it had subtext. That subtext could have been about anything. The reason why the sequels can't compare is because they lack anything beyond the surface. That's why they feel shallow and forgettable. This is stuff your brain picks up...

Punctuation?

Your inability to comprehend is not a declaration of victory. They even set it up in JP III that Alan and Ellie are together, with kids, because that's what the audience is expecting. Because it's obvious to most intelligent people. Then they pull the ol' switch-eroo and have the real father...

This guy goes much more in-depth than I have the patience for here. But this explains the allegory behind Jurassic Park perfectly, and why the sequels can't match it.

It's true they aren't married, but they are together. Ian even asks at one point if they're together, Alan confirms, and at that point Ian backs off his flirtations. Again, these are changes made for the movie.

Yeah, I don't know who put it in there, but it's there. Spielberg obviously knows how to make a great movie, hence why Crichton's stories tend to suck with other directors. Spielberg made many changes, mostly for the better. For more symbolism, there's a great example when they first arrive on...

To clarify, since it's not meant to be that noticeable to the general audience, the real story of JP is reluctance of fatherhood. Alan starts out not liking kids. "They're smelly", and he scares the shit outta that kid in the opening with the raptor claw. Ellie, on the other hand, wants kids...

That's because they all lack subtext. The first was an allegory for preparing for fatherhood, with Alan Grant being the protagonist, all under the guise of a dinosaur movie. The rest have just been monster movies with nothing really deeper to say.

Project harder, conservative. It's what you do best.

Cue the hypocrites complaining about political memes in FSR after ignoring the one on their side.

Yeah, I've been looking forward to Scouter and Reaper. I think that's contributing to the fatigue now knowing they won't be around any time soon.

Count me in as one of those barely hanging on. I hit 1415 today, watched a couple of Valtan videos to learn it, and I'm like "do I really want to put in the effort?"

The buck stops with the director. Don't like the acting. Blame the director. It's their job to explain what they want, rehearse, and do as many takes as necessary to get the performance needed. Often times a director will make a shitty actor parrot a line spoon fed to them to get it done. A...

I feel bad for the actors. The directing, cinematography, editing, and writing are amateur hour. The story itself is interesting, but damn, the execution of it all..... I've seen better fanfic.

A sequel done right, for once. While not as good as the original, it definitely delivered.

Story is good. Dialogue is iffy at times. Director is not good. 3rd Sister was a miscast. She comes across as someone pretending to be evil instead of actually being evil. The best acting comes from the legacy characters. Obi Wan, Bail, and Owen.

Destroyer boring af.

watch a lot of gay porn, do ya?

You guys fell for the studio hype. This wasn't directed by Peter Jackson. He was just a producer. Was directed by this guy for who knows what reason.... Christian Rivers - IMDb

Probably the most believable Bruce Wayne I've seen. He actually seems like someone who's fucked up and is acting out to prevent others experiencing the trauma he went through. Other than that, there's not to say. Was decent with some good elements, but I won't be thinking about this a day from...

Stutter is fixed by turning off Area chat. It's the bots that cause it.

It's pretty obvious. She has the midsection of someone who has carried another human inside her. For reference, pre-motherhood. It's why some women complain about children ruining their bodies. It's hard to go back to this once it's been rearranged internally.

Whenever Big Phoenix posts, I can't help but see the neighbor from American Beauty. He tries so hard to be this stereotypical gay hating, white supremacist. But really, underneath it all, he just wants a big kiss from Kevin Spacey to let him know he doesn't need to project any more. You hate...