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  1. Wombat

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I thought the game ironically goes the other way. You are the colonizing white oppressors invading someone else's land... only to find out no one is native to these planets, so it's all good.
  2. Wombat

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Because it seems increasingly clear that the game was not hitting the minimum performance numbers at the end of development so they nerfed the hell out of the engine, which played havoc with the already created art. Highlights got yanked which led to the drug-fiend eyes, facial data was...
  3. Wombat

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    2 was already the complete change from 1. 3 was just 2 again, except the choices didn't matter & the ending was terrible. On the positive side, a lot of people had fun with the MP added and there were at least some inventory options. Edit: As someone who's thought each BW game has been worse...
  4. Wombat

    American Gods

    Count me in the "Anansi Boys is a series I both want to watch more and think would work better as a show" camp.
  5. Wombat

    Legion

    I've been pretty accepting about the pace, but that was a long haul to learn his father is his father, yellow is SK, and his secret weapon is the love of his sister.
  6. Wombat

    Legion

    While they haven't conclusively linked Lenny and Yellow, that may just be for practical reasons - the Yellow suit doesn't interact well or doesn't show well on TV for more than a couple seconds. (Seriously, I don't think the suit can even raise its arms.)
  7. Wombat

    Legion

    It all depends on what the end game is. I'm convinced that TV Legion becomes Comic Legion at the end of the season, with Syd/SK/others dead and living in his head at Clockworks, because: 1) David's power level is already off the charts, and needs a hard nerfing. 2) That Clockworks set is too...
  8. Wombat

    Legion

    As far as I can tell: Benny was a real person (a heavier white guy) in the real world that did drugs with David. "Lenny" was a real person, with Aubrey Plaza's physical shape, that was at Clockworks, that Syd-in-David's-body wall-telefragged. I'm not sure she was ever called Lenny by name, other...
  9. Wombat

    Legion

    And The Rainbow Connection was ruined for everyone... Yeah, there's a reason I quoted a FOTC song last week... But if you want to go with old roles, the otherwise abysmal Night at The Museum 3 has both David and Mr Robot in significant parts.
  10. Wombat

    Legion

    Even with a name like (Shadow) King, that loving cinematography still didn't make me suspect the dog. Bra-fucking-vo.
  11. Wombat

    Legion

    Total viewers are meaningless and you are bad at interneting for mentioning them. In the 18-49 demo, this is still hovering around a 0.5. That's worse than all the DC shows on The CW, but was tops for cable on Wed. (Sunny got a .35 & The Expanse a .2 for context.) The comic ties and Hawley's...
  12. Wombat

    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

    Because it wasn't built for that platform and Nintendo moronically advertises the Switch as a console, and not the portable with a TV out cable it really is. And yet fanboys still think the Switch will get anything other than Nintendo's own titles, indie digital games, and tiny budget Japanese...
  13. Wombat

    American Gods

    As a Wisconsinite I've been to The Rock many a time (I had Floridian relatives that dragged us along everytime they came up, probably because it was the only thing in the whIole state that qualifies as bugnuts), and can confirm it is trashy as hell, a recent revamp has made it waaay too...
  14. Wombat

    Legion

    With your sexy lady bits, and your sexy man bits too, even you must be into you-hoo-hoo...
  15. Wombat

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I was thinking Lord of the Rings, personally. (Though I've always assumed Roddenberry straight up stole the races from LOTR and its spinoffs when making Star Trek, with Vulcans = Elves, Klingons = Orcs, Ferengi = Goblins, Romulans = Dark Elves, etc.) But Poe's the thing everyone loved the most...
  16. Wombat

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    Didn't Jerrah "cut" Kyle Orton and let Kitna keep all his bonuses in the last couple years? It may not make sense to cut Romo, but there is precedent.
  17. Wombat

    Legion

    Unfortunately, David has shown his memory is not to be trusted. But I can't express how smitten I am with the Shadow King (or whomever) feeling his power at birth, marrying his mom, and corrupting him in person throughout childhood. Now that's some supervilliany. Though I expect we'll get a...
  18. Wombat

    John Wick: Chapter Two (2017)

    While it has way more kills, that infographic is flat out wrong. None of the chop shop fights are (intended as, anyway) kills - he was trying to make peace with Stormare and pointedly did not go for confirmation headshots like he does everywhere else. And again, both of the knife "kills" aren't...
  19. Wombat

    Legion

    Well the weird (and suggestive of him being a different being that is poisoning David's mind) thing is that Yellow Bastard's height changes - tall when he's attempting suicide or the rookie Syd has taken his body (and has no experience defending against him?), and much shorter otherwise.)
  20. Wombat

    John Wick: Chapter Two (2017)

    I thought it was a significant step back from the original. First you have the shoehorned marker background that drives the plot, then you have the stereotypical five-minutes-with-each-character-from-the-first, then (ironically in a movie with multiple Matrix actors), every named character but...
  21. Wombat

    Legion

    Nah, I am pretty sure everyone is real at the end - the camera goes out of its way to not show David specifically kill the one guard, which wouldn't track with the rest of the guards that get murdered in the escape. Apparently his father is the same as the comics, but I'm not sure anything else...
  22. Wombat

    Legion

    This first episode is borderline fantastic. Which could be a problem. Like all superhero stories, you have the issue of what you do once you are done with their origin. On top of that, it is difficult to imagine future episodes given the time or budget this got. (Hell, if I remember they even...
  23. Wombat

    John Wick: Chapter Two (2017)

    Meh, I thought it was one of the weakest ones they've put out in a quite a while. The complaints were utterly toothless* (I think they spent more time griping about Taken and The Matrix) and didn't point out anything new or funny. Compare it to for legitimately funny "complaints". *Of course...
  24. Wombat

    Your Team Declarations...

    As someone who's lived in Wisconsin and only cares about the NFL, I won't even notice unless its Bucks / Badgers / Marquette. But for the NFL, I am a notorious two-team faggot: the Packers (obviously) and then my adopted AFC team, someone that hasn't been in the playoffs recently but seems to...
  25. Wombat

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    I am so fucking disappointed the Patriots won. But man they earned it. Though Atlanta shot themselves in both feet and both hands. And that's before half the coaching staff leaves for San Fran.
  26. Wombat

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    How the hell did the Patriots go from 0 TD plays to effectively four? WTF Atlanta.
  27. Wombat

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    What the fuck is this field goal bullshit? You don't get style points for hitting double digits.
  28. Wombat

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    This mix is bad, Gaga's beer abs are bad, and the Rocky Horror Gridiron Show look isn't working.
  29. Wombat

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Unless Julio has a coronary right now, this game is over. 2016 NFL season redeemed!
  30. Wombat

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    I'd like to think it could be a real game, but the Patriots Defense is just way better than Atlanta's. Sure, Belichick could be too cautious again and keep it unnecessarily close, but I doubt it. And yeah, this is way quieter than usual. Half of it is the Pats have been the prohibitive...
  31. Wombat

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Am I missing something with the Artifact changes in 7.2? 1) They take away and bank all the points we've spent in the +Betterer final ability. 2) We do a trivial quest line. 3) We spend the banked points on the 6 or so new trait points... and then spend the rest of our points on the new...
  32. Wombat

    DC Universe (Batman vs Superman thread).

    Ben Affleck Will Not Direct ‘The Batman’ (EXCLUSIVE) Do I go to internet hell if I suggest a good replacement might be... Zack Snyder?
  33. Wombat

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Do we really have to go through the definition argument every year? If it was Most Important (compared to replacement), it was Carr in a landslide. If it is Best 16 Games, it is Ryan. If it is Best 16 Plays, it is Rodgers. If it is Best Average Game, it is Brady. But since they usually vote...
  34. Wombat

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    I remember when we thought this season was over once the Patriots' backup QBs managed to go 3-1. "The only chance the Pats don't have of winning it all is if they get a crappy playoff seed", we thought. God damn it.
  35. Wombat

    Hugh Jackman: Logan

    Last I heard: 1) McAvoy/Fassbender/Lawrence are no longer under contract, Fox doesn't want to pay Lawrence her now-going rate, and the three are saying they won't star in a movie without the other two. 2) Singer was supposed to jump ahead another decade and do a real "Phoenix Saga", set in the...
  36. Wombat

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Not the opponents I figured, but I am still going Patriots/Falcons.
  37. Wombat

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    I realize Yesterday was an eternity ago in internet years, but people do remember that out of the 8 teams that played this weekend, the Falcons were the only ones who looked like they wanted to win, right?
  38. Wombat

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    You obnoxious Patriot-lite dickhead Cowboy fans can take this game and... console yourself with being the best NFC team for the next half decade or so.
  39. Wombat

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    That Cook money was finally worth it. Come on Crosby!