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That post was 90% asshattery and totally unnecessary and you know it, despite some of the underlining truth. Hey Kirun why don't you get off your fat ass and lose some weight cause if you don't have diabetes already your definitely headed towards it. Just busting the truth on your forehead...

Here let me try : When it comes to first date advice Khane is 10d Chestmaster "Though Khane is fucking retarded and knows nothing of relationships or women and will be forever alone."

I think this is a good idea for the crowd sourcing we should come up with a list of first date questions for lulzsect.

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Better watch out Khane appreciating that type of sentence is going to end up getting you married.

It's for casting spells like magic missile!

We used this : Amazon.com: Zeus Electrosex Deluxe Edition Twilight Violet Wand Kit by XR Brands by Sittiyakul: Health & Personal Care (by the way I got it for half that price) Not really impressed with the fact the attachments aren't fixed with some type of tightening system but it works. Also...

Full AC/DC all the way up to 11

I'm thinking the next step would be one of those training dog collars that shock. If that kitchen floor isn't spotless. BAM How did I get here?

Honestly before I did it I didn't quite understand why it was even a thing she would want but she did orgasm from it and was super amped up for the next act. So works for me. Noodleface you listening....fucking shock therapy.

It was exactly like this. But when she complained I was like 'rules are rules and this was your idea not mine.'

Girlfriend asked me to shock the fuck out of her. Liked it more than I thought I would. She says now I orgasmed her so hard she is nesting. Cleaned everything and now expects me to help her decorate this weekend. Fuck me, why do I have to be so good?

I totally agree Khane is autistic (yeah I want to be in that crew to ) but he might have a point here. I think if you pictured exactly what you want out of a relationship and what you are getting seems like there might be a big divide there. Don't get me wrong once you have kids sacrifices are...

Now I forget, you can get your CAC when you have the interim clearance correct?

I didn't think it should either. Holy shit is it driving me nuts. There is a lot of stuff he cant do until he gets that clearance. Any ideas on how I can prod / facilitate the process?

Okay here is the situation. New guy is closing on a year without getting his clearance. His credit score was shitty but as far as I know he doesn't have massive debt. The one big thing though, with out going into details, is that his biological father is in jail for a felony. The kind of felony...

@sui Have you ever rejected someone for a clearance?

Every once in a while I take two weeks off of gaming completely. If the idea of giving it up for two weeks terrifies you then your addicted.

I have to admit I have seen people get too sucked into the game. They didn't use to call it evercrack for nothing. I had a college buddy this happened to. This guy was an electrical engineer from a top school and pristine grades and just got to the point all he wanted to do was game. Ignored his...

I had a long trip last week and listened to the first book on tape. It is horra-bad. So bad that I kinda wonder how this show became a thing. The first season is 100 percent better paced than the first book. The book filled in a few niche details for me but on the whole, Yech. All the changes...

That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your in the zone and suddenly your partner thinks that is a good time to initiate sexy time. Your at the end of a raid, or it's 4th quarter and 5 minutes left to go in a football game, or your team is up by 1 point in an FPS match. I have been...

I'm curious about this, every woman I have every been with has done this to me as well in one form or another. I don't think I have ever done this to a woman though, it seems like one of those generalized differences between men and women.

Haha...such a first world problem. If this guy is freaked out by you showing interest in him then he's got other issues. Seriously this is like bowling with the guard rails up. Everything is in your favor and honestly if he doesn't know it's even better for you. If my friends were to let me...

Ouch that is pretty harsh. You okay?

Nah it was directed at you, that episode with Crone is my third favorite story from this board. I figured if you tried it we'd have more stories about how pregnant bitches can't eat apologies.

I wish my life was filled with those kind of problems.

Go buy a single serving of frozen froyo and eat it front of her.

Wait aren't you the one who told us that it was like trying to fight with godzilla to get your wife to clean?

I shouldn't have suggested you are less sensitive, perhaps a_skeleton_02 and I are on the outside normal range for sensitivity. Classic locker room mens sex knowledge is that your can't really know if a woman orgasms. You also don't want to ask them because usually nothing good can come from...

I didn't need to hear Mrs G. confirm exactly what a_skeleton_02 and I are telling you is the truth. You do. Perhaps your cock is less sensitive and you can't tell. I don't know. I'm just saying it would be obvious to me if a woman were faking because her trying to match what happens when she...

No dude, every woman is unique and magical and if you get the chance to be with one you should listen to their body not just their words.

I get it you think the pattern and intensity of doing kegels can match what happens when a woman has an orgasm. I don't think that a woman can exactly reproduce that response without having an orgasm. One of us is right and one of us is wrong. I am more than willing to take a woman's opinion on...

I'm well aware of what kegels are, still not the same though.

I'm on a_skeleton_02 side with this. Can they fake a squeeze..sure. Can they fake tightening and squeezing and moaning at the same time that resembles what happens when they have an orgasm? I'm doubtful, although there may be a few rare snowflakes out there that can I suspect it is very rare...

I think I agree with Zaara here. I am not saying it is impossible that a tiny percentage of women come to this kink through some natural progression perhaps out of wanting to show how willing they are to please a man but I have talked to enough woman and listened to enough Loveline to know the...

I get the psychology of it but it still seems like it would be so disgusting that it would make me gag. YECK

I have never really been in that situation but always wondered about it. Why not just go all in and tell her everything you want, throw in everything and the kitchen sink. If she says 'no' then you don't have to put up with some annoying emu anymore. If she says yes then you just got everything...

So what you are really saying is you aren't charging your Dad, because he really never was, you are charging some old geezer who is loosely related to you. Yeah go ahead and do that. I would.

I don't even? What is your relationship like with your Father? I know if my Father showed up on my doorstep out of the blue and told me that I have had it with your mother and he wants to stay with me from now on. It would be a free room and board for him till when ever he wants. The same for...

I saw the movie this weekend. Loved it. Right afterwards I went home and watched ANH. Rogue One for me was everything I was hoping for. Awesome space battle check. Darth Vader acting like a bad ass check. Gritty tragic ending check. If I had to make my list right now. Empire Strikes Back Rogue...