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  1. Zaara

    Altered Carbon

    Sold!
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm poop-shy in public spaces and couldn't even pee in a public restroom when I was a kid. Something something shame and embarassment. It's a million-dollar industry over in Japan where they sell noisemaker machines in public restrooms that'll mimick a toilet flushing so nobody can hear you...
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    Utnayan Ban Resolution

    So when you went on amod thread to cry like a baby about people being wacist towards you and hurting your fefes, was that supposed to be ironic or are you really that much of a hypocritical little shit.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Thanks for posting, guy has a dope website. I just recently started working up a portfolio to try and grab an apprenticeship at a shop; looking forward to making some cool shit if someone gives me the chance. Gonna be a few poor individuals walking around with some unfortunate marks on them if I...
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    Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters (2017)

    The reusing of entire animation sequences drove me up the wall. Maybe a minute of exciting stuff and the rest is just the usual schlock with an extra layer of anime bullshit on top. Did like the railgun breath. But outside of a few worthy gif sets, forgettable and not exactly must-see even for...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When your wife uses the term 'mansplaining' at you unironically it's time to break out the swift boot to the head, metaphorically Had a nasty fight a couple weeks back where I was giving him shit for being a stubborn asshole. Caught myself in the middle of a rant where I typified a certain...
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    Anyone got a pic of Shelly?

    Having reviewed the evidence with a team of professionals and having seen plenty of dicks in my time, I think the problem with Cam's dick was A) attached to a corpulent and idiotic punching bag and B) secured with a rubber band or something similar, in lieu of having an actual FDA-approved cock...
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    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    Should think to unban him. Whatever thread-shitting he was going to do past this point would probably be curtailed by getting so royally dogpiled for so long (rightfully so, btw.) Ut in the past did enough rabid insane threadshitting to actively curtail whatever outside ambition there might've...
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    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    I think you're confusing 'cringeworthy example of a man sacrificing dignity for the sake of internet pride' with 'lulz'
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    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    Sure, but I can tell you right now you aren't going to get a check posted.
  11. Zaara

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    RE: cosplay girls
  12. Zaara

    Preacher

    Definitely one of my favorites. Best villians, best dialogue, best characters. Only complaint is Cassidy's arc so far, guy kind of went from sword-fights and jumping out of airplanes to sad cuckold vampire guy.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Vintage
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Obviously easy to say the conversation shouldn't have gone on that long, but she was pretty damn quick in mentioning she wasn't available. Was her immediate response supposed to be 'I'm dating someone' and then blocking him? Kind of a cunty way to immediately react to a guy you went to class...
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    The Predator (2018)

    People need to stop with the whole 'autism gives you superpowers' shit. 10% of them have a savant level proficiency and it's usually a very narrow skill set, like memorizing telephone numbers. Guess Hollywood needed instances of selling 'autism is special' to shitty nerds who confuse their lack...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    General Manager got fired some time back for stealing from the safe and being shit-faced drunk by the end of every shift. Store imploded after the fact into a bona fide dumpster fire. Only shift leader we had walked out, two of the kitchen staff (both recovering drug addicts staying at halfway...
  20. Zaara

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    Edited because I don't want a ree but the gist is that the guy above me is the real faggot Also this film is garbage, it does not need to be seen to know that it was an abortion from inception and will further serve to tarnish the legacy of the OG cast, because why stop at ruining shit with...
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Bayard Wu
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    Paintings
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  30. Zaara

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Oblig sand-snakes-baring-breasts-in-prison-cell.gif Edit: removed NSFW titties, use your imaginations from file name -- Araysar
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    Jean-Claude Van Johnson

    I thought that the boy was on a JCVD movie glut. Took a few episodes for me to realize it was a show from what I was seeing every time I glanced back- it is incredibly well-shot for TV. If you like action parodies and JCVD you will love this show. Guy really doesn't mind taking the piss out of...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I enjoy what little interaction I have with the opposite sex just fine. 99.9% of the time, whatever sexual subtext that might be going on is, in fact, irrelevant. No, it doesn't matter or bother me that men are nice and friendly to me, and no, I do not assume every man that is nice and friendly...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe. In all seriousness, I got detoured here instead of posting in another thread I've been fantasizing about beating people to death with baseball bats, you want to help me work that out?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Only time I've had it work was when there was a racial divide that kept things completely non-sexual (Re: asian dudes that only date asian girls.) Otherwise, never really had any reason to kid myself on the other person's motivations.
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    The Disaster Artist (2017)

    Saw it, had a general wafting feel of 'something isn't right' the entire movie. Thought it was because it was a pretty shallow puddle in terms of the story it was trying to tell, or maybe because the stand-alone parts (Ie., the stuff that wasn't directly from The Room) didn't seem all that...
  36. Zaara

    Heads up for all EA games and Ubisoft games going forward.

    The best part about always telling the truth is that you never have to 'keep track' of the bullshit you try to tell people.
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    Alita: Battle Angel (2018)

    'Marketed for women?' Yeah-ah okay buddy. Because they'll be turning out in droves to see a movie starring a neotenized huge-eyed girlbot. Here's hoping there's several more passes on the CGI before release, but there's no fixing that floaty sort've Disney styling. It works in animation, looks...
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