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  1. Great Ogre Dictator

    EQ Never

    It is a little petty to hold what this game could be up to my ideals, to be sure, but the lack of a playable ogre in any of the previews really peeves me. Until I see a playable ogre, EQN shall remain dict.-less.
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    Overused phrases that you use

    "It's colder than a witch's titty." "If it was up your ass, you'd know where it was at." "Fine as frog hair." "Hangin' in there like a hair in a biscuit." "He's got kind hair -- the kind around a dog's ass." "Hog's breath saloon; you kill it, we'll grill it." -- I love answering the phone...
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    you find a meteorite, there's an accident at the lab, whatever

    Shapeshifting. Well this is a worthless power. I already have the perfect shape -- what could be better than an ogre? Unless there is an ogre-ogre form...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That looks damn tasty. The only thing that bothers me is the lack of blistering in the crust. If these are homemade doughs you're using, then I would recommend cold fermenting the balls for at least 4-hours before tossing. Still, the toppings are making me mighty hungry.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Just curious, but how did the crust turn out? Also, needs more bacon.
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    Most recognized brand from each of the 50 states

    I would say Sunny D, Tropicana, or Gatorade would be pretty recognizable. Or you can just say Disney World.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    http://www.easy-french-food.com/fren...l#.UcsUoaymXpc http://www.thenibble.com/reviews/mai...-and-sauce.asp
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    EQ - The Sleeper

    "Winter Wheelchair".
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    Photoshop Help With Mode RGB

    Looking at:http://www.gballard.net/psd/colorlooksbad.html.
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    Photoshop Help With Mode RGB

    Have you updated your display driver recently?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I see keg finally posted his sex pic of trex.
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    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    Finished FF1: anniversary edition. It has to be one of the most boring gaming experiences I've ever had. Now, I've played this game before, so that didn't help with the entertainment factor, but I kept noticing small changes that made the game easier. The encounters seemed to favor packs of weak...
  13. Great Ogre Dictator

    Small Story - Yet Enraging (graffiti in egypt)

    I thought it was Goliath who looked like Keanu Reaves... Does that mean that Eomer secretly writes long walls of text?
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    The Delicious Candy Thread

    Took me a bit to track down what they were called, but I remember always being on the lookout for sour squeeze pops when I was younger -- specifically the blue raspberry. To quote c.k. louis, that shit "tastes like insanity."
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You're probably not stirring it enough -- capellini is notorious for being a pain in the ass about clumping up as soon as it touches the water, so you need to stir it immediately upon contact, and continue to stir every few minutes. Here is a handy site that has probably the most detailed...
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    The Ask Anything Thread

    Thank goodness I took Latin back in highschool. All my friends told me it was a dead language. That I would never find a use for it. I'll show them. I'll show them all!
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    The Ask Anything Thread

    If you were swept back in time to, say, the dark ages c.800 A.D. with no technology from the present, what would be the quickest way to conquer the world? Please hurry with the answer, time is of the essence here.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Bitch has poor form on flipping food. 2/10, would not bang.
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    Gnomoria - Like Dwarf Fortress

    I think there is a bug where strawberries can be grown underground -- however that is an exploit, so use at your own discretion. There are plans for underground farming; they just aren't in yet. If it helps, here is a farming journal I made up a few months ago (I'm not sure if I ever verified...
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    Pen & Paper/Traditional RPGs

    I agree partially. I hate the rules from the wilderness survival guide, and even the trimmed down version I posted above is too much for me. However, the rules from b/x are easy enough to follow. Each day ask if they have food. If so, they eat it. Otherwise, they roll for damage. That's not...
  21. Great Ogre Dictator

    Requesting your votes....(Tits Included)

    Not sure exactly, but I think what you wrote is mostly correct -- except I think the wife did find out. She probably got a moderator to delete all of the posts.
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    Pen & Paper/Traditional RPGs

    In basic, you take 1d2 damage for each day without food; 1d3/day without water; 1d4+1/day without either. Hit points lost this way can't be restored by any means, including magical, until you take in the lost sustenance. The difference in quality was between regular rations and iron rations --...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Nice site.
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    favorite commercials

    Just not the same without the tyencat in the background. That valspar song reminds me of the kelethin town theme.
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    Deity selection

    Where's Rallos Zek?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That looks very much like my uncle. Creepy. Anyways, since the only pics in my funny folder is from FoH, y'all get a pic of my NE gnome from a D&D game, and some pics from my food porn folder. Enjoy.