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I thought The Return sucked. They stripped out the whole odyssey part of The Odyssey. Whether that was for budget reasons or not, all it left was a depressed Odysseus moping around the final act, only doing anything because the plot demanded it. Deconstructing and reimagining heroes is usually...

That thumbnail alone sums up his take on the movie’s character dynamics. We’ve got McGregor off to the side clutching his little bat, looking like some bewildered grandpa focused inwardly on the realization that he’s just shat himself, while bosswife Anne-orexic Hathaway is out in front packing...

Because feathered dinosaurs are gay.

M shouldn’t even be a woman in the first place, and certainly not someone’s great grandma. Helen Mirren is 81, dude. That’s like 20 years older than Judy Dench (who already seemed ancient) when she took on the role. But this is all moot because we know they’re just going to cast a loud fat...

I’m always reminded of this guy’s “head in the clouds”, oxygen-deprived takes on everything whenever I see that giraffe-necked avatar. Even from that vantage he still can’t see the forest for the trees. Your schoolmarm chiding on artistic license doesn’t carry much weight when so many of...

No one but a nitpicking historian would think them out of place because they still suit the popular notion of the period’s aesthetics. 3D-printed Batman armor from the 21st century in Ancient Greece, on the other hand, is just retarded.

They’re not bold, they’re just pandering to the industry awards institution because that’s still a better bet than bowing to the demands of our currently toothless counter culture.

The “too much to lose, can’t fight” mentality of some posters on this forum apparently extends to their virtual world politics as well.

The reason being, Dr. Phil-of-shit, that no one’s ever been abducted by aliens and only drunk retards make up stories to the contrary.

It was always fake but whenever they started using that queer UAP acronym is when it became gay too.

Thanks for pointing out that baby shit Minecraft graphics are notable because of how stupidly un-natural they look.

I want to believe the truth is out there but it’s probably just fake and gay like everything else in this thread.

Good. Only rightsholders and deranged fans want to see their particular IP’s reproduced in perpetuity, everyone else is happy to move on.

The art still needs good stylization to take advantage of this, but MnM’s character designs are limited to amorphous blobs and noodle-armed stick figures. The game’s overall aesthetic is like a drab, lifeless cartoon mismatched with realistic environmental effects. Memorable for all the wrong...

Devs who play their own game for funsies is another red flag.

I think at this point, He-Man simply fighting Skeletor accomplishes both.

This is an outline for what could’ve been an interesting, if not fun, experience. It was at least memorable. Now while I don’t believe MnM is going to deliver these experiences, I know that all the iterations and refinements on this line of games in the past 25 years has only moved us further...

You’re not retarded, they’re retarded. We have MMO lifers here who can’t live without all the “refinements” they’ve been conditioned to expect over decades of playing these games. Their time is just too valuable and their patience too short to suffer any inconveniences like not being able to...

More like concern trolling. Just don’t play online videogames if you’re so worried the demands of your real life will inconvenience your virtual one. At least have the honesty to lobby for changes on the basis of internal consistency instead of external contingencies like the house catching fire...

Can you name even a couple noteworthy MMOs that shuttered in under 12 months? I can’t think of any. These things can run on fumes for years, especially the smaller productions.

I’d much rather macro combinations of 3 key presses and map them to static keys using software than dick around with constantly swapping spells into different ability slots.

No shit, just the ones that’ve had more cultural impact over the last three millenia than Evil Dead. Despite what some nerds might believe, “this is my boomstick!” isn’t gonna be a line that echoes through the ages.

Because there have never been any theatrical adaptations of the Odyssey, huh.

The spell memorization mechanic is pointless in a realtime game in the first place. In 99% of situations you can just plant your ass on the ground for a few seconds to mem a new spell on the fly, so it only serves as an annoyance. Just another vestige of EQ that was carried over with no...

Fucking thing looks like an anorexic tranny.

Thanks for the clarification. I was ready to award you the prize of “most ackshually post ever” for it, but @Gavinmad proved he’s still the reigning champ in that division. The real question is what advances in urinary incontinence technology have been achieved in the post-Empire era that would...

How hard up is the rebel alliance they got grandma flying an x-wing?

She can’t be too hot if all the guy wanted to do was get off that island and back to his wife.

Part white is still only part right.

So…still shit just on a smaller budget?

Like how the woke faggot AI used scare quotes around white.

You’d end up getting some anemic, blight-ridden, bottom of the produce bin looking vegetables from the art guys on this team.

The character models are universally awful and I had to restrain myself from talking shit in the art section of the discord after all I saw was people gushing over them. It’s just another sign of the (fake and) gay times we live in.

He’s Chilean actually, and Salvador Allende was his great uncle so being a socialist faggot is in his blood and the only cure is a helicopter ride.

I’m beginning to think voting with your dollars on entertainment is about as useful as voting harder in elections.

retarded casting choices (e.g., black Helen) usually predict retarded choices in other aspects of a film.

I first encountered Nirgon on the p99 red server like 15 years ago, and of the absolute degenerates in that population he was one of the more well-adjusted ones, though clearly not well enough.

Or they could just stop making long CD spells in general since cooldown-based ability design is absolutely fucking stupid in every game ever.

Is @Grim1 really flaming out because some random indie game isn’t cloning an extraneous class found in a different game from 25 years ago?