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Not to get to personal but I don't really have a race preference but I can't cum in any of them unless they are already dead.

Check out the Cole & Mason Derwent pepper mill. Its a hand crank that's been rated the best by America test kitchen.

I'm 50, fat and an alcoholic. I try to base my masturbation schedule around my girlfriends schedule and not touch my dick for a day or two before we fool around so that I can give her 100%. Problem is here lately her period has been all over the place and she thinks she's in early menopause...

I wrote a beautiful poem. There once was lived an old demon named Ruth. She liked to murder babies and that's the truth. Things were going well. now she's burning in hell. All I got so far but I think i'm on to something good.

I do a little piss ant job for Whiting and this year it was on hold I charge a total of $1,400.00 . I just finished the job and the foreman told me that if for whatever reason they don't pay to come back and he would fill my truck with 5 grand worth of shit .

Over the last two years I have bought 25 grand worth of Walmart stock. I have everything else in VDIGX at vanguard. I feel like my walmart money worst case is safe and I have seen steady growth but i'm betting that Walmart will move into next day or same day delivery as well as grocery...

I love most scotch and Irish whiskey with Lagvulin 16 at the top of the list.

My prepper plan is if shit hits the fan i'm going to befriend other preppers, kill them and take their shit! Also i'm training my girlfriend how to eat less, shoot guns and kick box so I don't have to fuck trannys when the world goes crazy!

about 30 years ago me and my best friend went to a bar and got pretty drunk and we picked up two girls that were really drunk and went back to my place. After an hour or so of sex we both arrived at the bathroom at the same time and talked over who had the hotter girl and which was more of a...

I once dated a redhead who was bat shit crazy and while the sex was great the crazy scale got to much for me so I dumped her. Crazy woman had a teen age daughter who I spent entirely too much time looking at and thinking about. The daughter was half Mexican and sexy as hell she was about 90lbs...

What works for me is to take 4 rubber bands twist them so as they look like 8 smaller rubber bands and then attach 2 to each testicle then shove an 8 inch vibrating prostate massager up your ass and your good to go.

So about 15 months ago I bought 30 Tesla stock right after Elon Must said something retarded at a cost of $230 a share and today I sold them for $620 which is around a 120% return? I don't consider myself a day trader but I did something like this with Starbucks a couple years back when the...

Last year I was able to work a one off Halloween themed adventure into the middle of my ongoing campaign it was called Deception or Reward ( Trick or treat ) The adventurers set up camp outside some caves they planned to explore in the middle of no where and a little old woman in a cart pulled...

Holy shit you hung out with Taxx? I gave him a SOD and he let me fuck his retarded sister.

I have followed FOH since EQ Velious release which was 2000 I think. I mostly lurk and have had around 1 post a year for 20 years and that's usually when i'm shitfaced drunk.

I played tomb of Horrors in 1985 and escaped with no party deaths and all the treasure. I game upon a portal and rather than walk through I cast a spell called magic eye or wandering eye or something like that and sent it through. The portal teleported all living things to one spot that...

Watch the first 3 seasons of MMA. Its loaded with tiny Asian men that devoted their entire life to mastering martial art and they all get their ass beat by random fat ass bar room brawlers.

In the old days porn was not free so you had to steal that shit! Kaaza, emule limewire.

I was 26-29 and AOL was like Tinder on crack. I would just start up messages to every single woman in my area and manage to sleep with 5 or so new women a week. The internet was the great equalizer one night I hooked up with a 45 year old house wife with only one boob and the next night an 18...

If he paid enough. Whats the biggest thing you have ever shoved up your ass?

It looks like they will never place a drop of effort into real balance and every expansion one class has a huge advantage and the last two expansions it has been the hunter so 3 out of 4 games is the hunter and it gets old fast. If they added more random elements I think it would help with...

only if your into 300lb 50 yr old black woman.

My plan is to pick up the kids trash and deposit it along with as much extra trash as i can come up with on her lawn. My theory is in short order she will get tired of cleaning it up and quit letting the kids leave with wrappers.

The kids were walking a different way but they rerouted them on my street because it has less traffic and they were causing problems on the other rout. The kids walk home from school then back an hour later to the library.

On the edge of my little town is hud apartments and the tiny amount of crime that happens here all seems to happen at the apartments. A group of ghetto kids walk past my house every day to these apartments and a couple times I have caught them picking up rocks and throwing them across my fence...

Whats every ones age and allocation? I am 48 and have 0 in bonds. I am late to the stock game with only 150 grand invested and I own a business and some rentals so I feel I can afford the risk.

I cook mine about the same but I usually add some cumin. I also skip the rice and add quinoa to the pot mid-cook its more costly and said to be more healthy but my real reason is it holds up to long cooking and reheating really well.

Another big key in saving money without giving up to much flavor is knowing what and what not to buy fresh. I love mushrooms but a fresh 6 dollar box will go bad if you forget to cook them for 5 days and for 75 cents i can get the same amount out of a can that lasts forever. I eat 5 or more...

Every time I smoke a brisket or pork butt I cube up the left overs and freeze it and toss the meat into crock pots of black beans or cook it into my omelette.

I watched one episode with my sisternlaw over Thanksgiving and now i'm hooked and up to season 3 in a week.

You don't have time to pull off my trick but I cook a brisket every couple months or so and when I do I cube up the flat ( the lean portion ) and freeze it to later add to nachos or beans. I would also suggest adding a crumbly Mexican cheese and or green onions.

I would start my own porn sight company called "the vault" which is just me and 1 camera with no plan to release the videos and spend the rest of my life fucking the latest and hottest porn stars.

10 weeks ago I bought 20 grand worth of self picked stocks 5 grand of which was walmart and while I know a 10 week viewing does not mean jack shit I am pleased to say what I bought is growing at a current rate of 50%!!

A month or so back I started watching the videos of Simnett Nutrition and NutritionFacts.org and said what the hell I will give a plant based diet a shot. I eat only plants about 4 out of 5 meals and so far I have been really pleased with the results. I am down 10 more lbs since starting...

Tell me why I should be buying Amazon stock because looking at the numbers it just seems foolish. For the same price I can and did buy 23 shares of Walmart and they are growing their online business every year.

I have an IRA I keep maxed out and managed by someone else but more as a hobby I thought i would learn how to invest so I started watching Youtube videos and reading mrmoneymostache and the first thing I learnt is I may be getting ripped off as they charge me 1.35% to manage my IRA. What advice...

Would you look at your grandma the say way if she appeared in a 70's bukkake video you were beating off too?

The day after Christmas my wife died from cancer she was only 43. Knowing I needed to be around for our 7 year old son i did a 180 and dropped all my bad habits so far I have gone from 315 to 242 (73lbs) is less than 5 months. I was eating fast food 5 times a week or more and drinking 2-3 cases...

I hope Todd's son gets his head crushed in a trommel.

I have dropped 50lbs over the last 9 months by doing two things. First I don't drink any calories and second before 5pm I only eat raw fruit/veggies after 5pm I can have whatever I want for dinner. A few times I have hand lunch shindigs and when that's the case I only eat the veggies after 5pm...