While I think UFO's and Aliens exist, all this press about it is just another world government psyop to distract the masses as they steal all our wealth and enslave us.
I was the dude who posted "fuck you keg" as his first post when the boards opened up to new members for the first time back in 2010 or something (I lurked since 2003)? It was that thread kegkilla started to welcome new members. I remember it being pretty fucking funny and got quite a few laughs.