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I"m like 6 pages behind in this thread... since 2012 started it"s just been impossible to keep up with, with constant anal, makeup, and forehead fucking advice. So my apologizes if this was already posted (SFW)Photo Album - Imgur

Am I the only one who has no idea what"s going on in here since Ravv"s post where she bitch slapped someone anonymously?

So... the lack of posts asking "Have to do it twice?" is prompting an epic battle in my head... "Is everyone wondering why anyone would need to get off twice, but not asking? ...Or am I the only guy here who gets off and is finished?" Seriously, I haven"t really heard of guys who need to get off...

I"d stop pushing her. More than likely, it"s over... HOWEVER, on the off-chance that maybe she still has some interest, you"ll be ruining all your chances if you try to contact her one more time. Let her have space and if she likes you at all, she"ll eventually call you. And if she doesn"t...

Well I do have to say congrats for hitting it! But seriously Aamina, we told you, WE TOLD YOU to hit and quit it. There"s nothing to gain from staying with an 18 year old. Don"t cave in when she says she wants to get back with you. She"ll obviously want to because you"re older and she"ll think...

I"ve heard from many female friends that dating a guy with a huge dick isn"t all that bad if all they have to do is cuddle it.

This as well. If I heard this from a 26 year old chick at 18 I"d run and never look back. So either A) Don"t tell her, have a chance of sex and likely be done after that, or B) Tell her, foreveralonefap that night and until the next girl.

Aamina, congrats on starting to move on and all that.... it really is good that you"re not moping about the ex, but seriously, don"t turn into this - The girl is 18, of course she"s going to go on a date with a 26 year old to at least experience it. While it sounds like she had a good time...

I read this page this morning and knew right away it was gonna be a shitty day.

Yea Jozu I"d get the fuck away from that ASAP. Only thing I would expect out of that is sex, but nothing more. Sounds like a real inconsiderate bitch. She drives you that crazy and you"re not even dating. Only really chats when she"s drunk? Let me guess... when she does open up it"s all about...

Holy mother of god some of my favorite threads right now are devolving into the stupidest fucking debates. "HUR HURRRR This fictional army would have defeated the other!" "No!" "Yes!" "NO!" "YES!!!" "FUCK YOU" "People who have children become miserable" "Umm no, clearly from my experience...

Introversion has a large amount to do with it. Also for a lot of people it may just have to do with "Hi" being a very large amount of their daily routine. Working in a university setting in a building with a large staff, I can tell you that for a lot of people, simply saying "Hi" and pulling the...

Better to be rejected than to have any regrets wondering what the answer may have been. And besides, think of it this way... A girl who you"re not really all that into asks you in an email if you wanna go out for coffee some time. You say no and let her down lightly. Are you thinking anything...

Well if anything, wait it out a bit. Would probably seem creepy to email her right after you got your grades and be all "OK now can we go out?" I wouldn"t have a specific amount of time, but if it were me, I"d wait at least a few weeks and then just eventually casually email her with "So how...

Damn man, still trying for her? To be really honest, everything I got from the emails seemed like she was just not interested and was letting you down easy, just like most people here said when you first posted it. Finals are over and summer is approaching... time to stop trying for the teacher...

Dude... WTF. I don"t even care about her flashbacks etc, I find it fucking hilarious that she has you travel to see them and then forces you to farm EQ fabled mobs... for her alts. I think that"d be a serious enough sign of some issues. Husband was probably sitting in class thanking Christ he...

Yea, not exactly how a girl "has issues" because of ....a pinch. They do this shit for all sorts of reasons, such as getting our attention, being playful, showing they are annoyed, etc.

Oh I"ll agree some of them really overdo it and aren"t worth the frustration. Just seems to be a common with with most of them, except the inverts.

A lot of the people here that are going "Fuck that bitch" clearly haven"t been out with their girlfriend with a bunch of friends. This is very common actually... girls will usually give you all their attention and be all lovey dovey when it"s just the two of you, but if you"re out at a public...

lol @ rune"s massive rant onm Vim with very little context. But yea, being that vague Vim, I had the same impression that you meant fucking around with hotties. Honestly, it sounds like you"re viewing the relationship possibilities too negatively, or maybe even too cautiously. I wouldn"t just...

I have absolutely no idea what you"re talking about on the second scenario. But for the first... I"ve been through enough situations and seen enough situations with friends to know that 99% of the time, if there needs to be a mutual break to "get more experience" as you put it, that"s the end of...

That"s not to say that it can be a very GOOD reason either, some of them I know of are just nuts and only think of work, and can barely function normally in a social situation.

lol @ duckface. When you"re that big, just give up on any of those "sexy" trends.

I was about to put a giant circle around the word cocaine and say there"s your problem right there. Then I kept reading and my jaw dropped. Holy fuck bitch was crazy!

I have to agree with Phoenix here Jx3. I had a friend who was in a situation where the girl would act crazy and break it off, then start tormenting him by saying "I made a mistake let"s get back together." He was kind of an idiot about it and let the cycle continue about 4 times or so. Why the...

Shelly, I am disappoint. Shame it.

This, so so much. Honestly, I feel so terrible for any children directly involved in this situation. If I grew up to find that my parents bickered openly about each other in explicit detail on SEVERAL internet forums, I would want absolutely nothing to do with them (assuming I wasn"t already...

While I still believe Shelly is real, GV obviously responding to himself in that reddit thread is golden.

Also I just checked, that exact post was covered in the "Why do you post on FoH" thread, post #45. It baffled the fuck out of everyone then too.

I"m assuming they both had PCs and were browsing Reddit together. Christ... I wonder how quickly my girlfriend would leave me if I suggested we browse an internet forum together.

Eh fuck no edit, nm me, is that just "ShellysHusbandDavid"? For a minute here I thought she was going cousin on cousin or some insestual shit

Ok wait...waitwaitwaitDavid Harkey (David) on Myspace I recognize this face from earlier, wasn"t he in that list of names that Shelly said she"s been with? Someone please look this up for me as I don"t feel like sifting through those pages. But here"s the thing... His name is David Harkey...

On yet another dating site-

Also off Hello Quizzy (what the fuck kind of site name is this anyway?) The categories for each column in order- -Takers in the last 24 hours -Rank in the last 24 hours -All-time takers -All-time rank -Quality in stars -Created -Edited -Effort (made in how many mins) So let"s...

So who"s this guy here? Sorry for size, couldn"t get it any larger on that Vampire site.. Also, wanna know if you"re compatible with Shelly "Shaw"? Take her Hello Quizzy test, written by none other than the Shaw herself! Test: Are you my type? 1.Are a straight white male? Yes No...

Christ I don"t think I"ve ever seen someone with as much of an internet footprint based off a user name as Shelly6Ss (then again, I haven"t e-stalked anyone like I did just there). Seriously, all 9 pages from google bring results of very intellectually stimulating topics and message boards, such...

WHY do I keep clicking these fucking links?!

I"ll just.... leave these....here... <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WWaLxFIVX1s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390"...

God fucking dammit man, just as James asked that I was considering replying with "If you say yes it is her, no more nudes included in the post please." My fucking eyes....again!