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Title: 1Up (2022)

Genre: Comedy

Director: Kyle Newman

Cast: Paris Berelc, Ruby Rose, Taylor Zakhar Perez, Hari Nef, Nicholas Coombe, Jordan Madley, Robert Levey II, Lolita Milena, Jean-Michel Le Gal, Ramis Khan, Elias Pressler, Wayne Yuan, Darcy Williamson, Madison Baines

Release: 2022-07-28

Plot: After Valerie Lee quits her college esports team, she quickly realizes that her decision comes at the cost of her scholarship. Valerie soon discovers a loophole to save her collegiate future, if she can find a coach and assemble a whole new varsity-caliber team capable of reaching the State Finals.

 
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Title: 1Up

Genre: Comedy

Director: Kyle Newman

Cast: Paris Berelc, Ruby Rose, Taylor Zakhar Perez, Hari Nef, Nicholas Coombe, Jordan Madley, Robert Levey II, Lolita Milena, Jean-Michel Le Gal, Ramis Khan, Elias Pressler, Wayne Yuan, Darcy Williamson, Madison Baines

Release: 2022-07-28

Plot: After Valerie Lee quits her college esports team, she quickly realizes that her decision comes at the cost of her scholarship. Valerie soon discovers a loophole to save her collegiate future, if she can find a coach and assemble a whole new varsity-caliber team capable of reaching the State Finals.

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Hey I remember when this happened



Turns out when you elevate gender above ability you should avoid even playing grounds.
 
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I thought I recognized the blonde, she is on some disney show my daughter watches.

This movie looks like a shittier, unfunny version of Pitch Perfect. I did laugh that the mens team is called the Betas.
 
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just remembered this was supposed to have ellen page in the ruby rose role
 
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Goatface said:
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Title: 1Up

Genre: Comedy

Director: Kyle Newman

Cast: Paris Berelc, Ruby Rose, Taylor Zakhar Perez, Hari Nef, Nicholas Coombe, Jordan Madley, Robert Levey II, Lolita Milena, Jean-Michel Le Gal, Ramis Khan, Elias Pressler, Wayne Yuan, Darcy Williamson, Madison Baines

Release: 2022-07-28

Plot: After Valerie Lee quits her college esports team, she quickly realizes that her decision comes at the cost of her scholarship. Valerie soon discovers a loophole to save her collegiate future, if she can find a coach and assemble a whole new varsity-caliber team capable of reaching the State Finals.

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Genuine question…is there a single chick that has made it into the top tier esports scene without relying on her tits?
 
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First, am I alone here in hating Ruby Rose in literally everything she's ever been in except *maybe* whichever John Wick movie she was in? And the fact she couldn't speak had a lot to do with that, I'm pretty sure.

Second, do they expect to make a huge return on the .000000001% of the population this might actually appeal to??

It is much worse than a shitty Pitch Perfect, as at least Pitch Perfect wasn't all about gurl power, there were plenty of opponent bitches to hate on along with guys.
 
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First, am I alone here in hating Ruby Rose in literally everything she's ever been in except *maybe* whichever John Wick movie she was in? And the fact she couldn't speak had a lot to do with that, I'm pretty sure.

Second, do they expect to make a huge return on the .000000001% of the population this might actually appeal to??

It is much worse than a shitty Pitch Perfect, as at least Pitch Perfect wasn't all about gurl power, there were plenty of opponent bitches to hate on along with guys.
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she's a horrible actress, but as a man i would probably pee in her butt and not feel bad about it afterward. at least the good news is this is the best role she is likely to see for years to come. an OnlyFans account is in her future.
 
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First, am I alone here in hating Ruby Rose in literally everything she's ever been in except *maybe* whichever John Wick movie she was in? And the fact she couldn't speak had a lot to do with that, I'm pretty sure.

Second, do they expect to make a huge return on the .000000001% of the population this might actually appeal to??

It is much worse than a shitty Pitch Perfect, as at least Pitch Perfect wasn't all about gurl power, there were plenty of opponent bitches to hate on along with guys.
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Pitch Perfect 1 was actually a very funny movie.
 
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This movie has big "we filmed this during COVID on 2 tiny sets with a budget of 20000 dollars" energy.
 
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